As I was busy searching for cookies for my hoard, it suddenly occurred to me that I am providing a very important public service in the form of appropriations and distributions.
You know, of course, what that makes me…
Yeah.
I’m the fucking Robin Hood of Pron.
Kris + Books = Good. *Sometimes*. 
Orannia: Getting them made up as we speak.
***humfph***
**pouts**
Now you're offering spankings? What's next, teabags and straws?
Oh yeah, I just went there.
Cecile: *hehehe*
Katiebabs chook: Don't be crude. Iz unbecoming of a fame-arse author.
Kris, you are a true humanitarian.
Eyre: I knoez. *beams*