Dear Minions,
Henceforth all your gifts to me shall be presented in the following – and extremely appropriate – manner:
You can thank the highly insightful Juniper for this suggestion. You should feel honoured to have such a peer.
Oh, and needless to say, she will be winning this Month’s prestigious Minion Award.
Your Leader in Awesomesauceness,
Kris.
Kris + Books = Good. *Sometimes*. 
If only we could get you over your self-esteem issues you'd really be a force to be reckoned with. ;-\
Okay, that made me laugh, and Tam's comment made me laugh some more! Comedy is so worthwhile. 🙂
What Val said!
You'd think that as Queen of the Fucking Universe you would have some better looking wrapping paper. Orange? Eww.
Is it possible to resign from minion status? I don't think I can keep up with the rest of the sycophants and so wish to retire gracefully from the field ;).
I believe it's similar to that hotel in California Jen,
“You can checkout any time you like,
But you can never leave!”
You're screwed and not in a fun way.
And even if you never signed on to be a minion, it doesn't seem to matter…
*sigh*
I feared that may be the case, Tam. Perhaps I shall have to content myself with staying near the back, biding my time so I can sneak out when the Queen of the Universe is distracted by her more obsequious minions.
Hoe you cope with such disrespect, Kris, I just can't understand – you must truly have the patience of a saint!
Sorry Kris;
Chaos is my evil demon master and I am therefore his minion.
I'll have to ask Chris if I can send him his next offering wrapped in that um decorative paper..
Heh..
Going to print this out to show my co-worker proof she's actually NOT Queen of the Fucking Universe… #thankyoubabyjesus
Sh..Folks, you're suppose to let her think she rules the universe. We need to keep her calm until the guys with the butterfly net and straight jacket arrive.
*pets Kris*
Good Kris . . . That's right, your majesty, swallow the happy pills . . .
Lea: You might be ok! Chaos likes to rip up wrapping paper.
@Juniper LOLOL
But Kris….. I'm @DEMONBUNNEH's minion. Was the first day we brought the little furball home. Sorry.
*bows to my demon master Chaos*
*whistles happily while making notes on the naughty minions list*
Juni: “Hoe you cope with such disrespect, Kris, I just can't understand – you must truly have the patience of a saint!”
That I do, especially when it comes to getting back at all the naughty minions.
Wait…what??? I thought I was Queen of the Universe!
Richelle: Oh, puhleeze. You are so delusional.
*gasp* I need that wrapping paper!
KC: No! Iz mine!
I could really throw you all in for a loop.. and say the words got left out… I am Fucking the Queen of the Universe… lmbo!!!!! Hey.. No one else went there!!!!!
LMAO!!!!
Kisses Kris on her pretty lips… Ahh sug.. it is okay… I luv u!
OMG… my veri word: underoo….
ROFLMAO!!!! BIG TIME!!!! Underooss to the rescue!!!
Cecile: I think Richelle might have beaten you to it… The two of you are a disappointment to me.
Underoo? My blogger veri is showing me disrespect too.
i think its funny that u r going to put that up *evil grin* it makes it all more funny and laughing is great 😛
Hey! Where'd you find my wrapping paper? I knew I lost that somewhere!
I agree with Tam, you really need to work on the whole “I feel good about myself” thing……it's rather sad, you being so down on yourself. I think we need to have a Kris Day to boost your self-worth…yep, that's what we will do…lol!
ElaineG – I totally agree with you we need a Kris Day asap!!
Sagi: Funny? My awesomeness is serious stuff, you know.
Tracy: I think not.
Elaine: *ponders* It is quite possible that a day honouring me would exponentially increase my awesomenesss… This needs further thought…
Juniper, welcome to the club!
Kris, do you have connection to the Dutch throne now?
Ingrid: Sweet, that says Universe. It's the Dutch crown who has a connection to Me.
LOL ur awesomeness is serious but u put up wrapping paper that says ur awesome thats just funny 😉
Sagi: Not me! Juni found that wrapping paper where she lives in England. 🙂
If only we could get you over your self-esteem issues you'd really be a force to be reckoned with. ;-\
*snort*
*coughs*
Good suggestions Juniper! *scribble note to self in large letters*
*sociopathicrainbowtroutstareofdeath*
Wasn't going to but pride forces me to say – SCOTLAND not England!
Eep! 1000 apologies, dearest Juniper. Boo to the sassanech!