your xmas m/m story by tam!



Perhaps some of you remember these choices?  


A toy *waggles eyebrows* workshop; one of them is completely oblivious to attempts to get him under the mistletoe; 

a weekend motorcycle club whose bikes are all named after Santa’s reindeer; 

*deep breath* 

finally engaged to the so-called woman of his dreams, one of the main protags finds himself left holding the baby after he discovers he was drugged and seduced by a former colleague at last year’s Christmas office party *gasp* who was determined to have a child before her biological clock ran out but tragically died only months later leaving her gorgeous younger, gay brother and the main protag as joint guardians of the child… as long as they live together… *panting*; AND, 

the last line of the story has to be ‘And that’s how you put the ‘ho’ in ‘ho, ho, ho”, which was brought to you by L B Gregg.




And look at what Tam has given us for Krismas!  


Our very own Secret Baby GFY!



Awww, she so loves us… especially now that it’s ended.  *GRIN*

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46 Responses to your xmas m/m story by tam!

  1. Val says:

    Argggh, I can't read this yet. I'm overwhelmed with deadlines. But I'm bookmarking it to read it at the end of this week …

  2. Chris says:

    I love the mistletoe! *returns from mission* Ok, it's in Goodreads now. 🙂

  3. Eyre says:

    LMAO! I'm impressed with the way Tam used “splooge.”

  4. Tam says:

    Don't worry Val. Take your time.

    Thanks Chris.

    Not an easy word to fit in Eyre. It doesn't come up in everyday conversation very often. LOL Well, in my world.

  5. Chris says:

    You realize if you'd made that comment in SF, we could've made sure that word came up in conversation all the time. 😀

  6. Eyre says:

    I can just imagine how you ladies would have worked that in:

    Excuse me, waiter. Could I have new silverware? There's splooge on my fork.

    Ms. Sales Clerk, may we sample that lotion? Hmm. Feels like splooge.

    My veri word is spettel. I think that kind of goes with splooge.

  7. Kris says:

    Eyre: That sounds about sploogity to me! *G*

  8. Tam says:

    Knowing that crew they would have worked it in at every possible occasion. LOL

  9. Emilie says:

    Great job, Tam. That was a rocking Christmas story. I laughed and laughed. I don't know if it qualifies as Gay For You if the “straight” guy has been wanting men that much, but it was a much better story for me since he had those tendencies already. Also, his rationalizations made it that much more entertaining. Yes, I'm totally fangirling Tam now.

  10. Tracy says:

    OMG that was AWESOME! Tam you totally rock and the fact that you made Kris, Lisa and I pervs? How real life of you! lol (and from the DVD dept. no less. Rock on)

    Congrats on your success Tam!

  11. Chris says:

    Tam, it was excellent! And fun to come across familiar names – I could TOTALLY picture Kris, LB, and Tracy at the party. 🙂

  12. Tam says:

    Thanks Emilie, I can't ever really believe those “I've NEVER had inclinations before” stories so I had to write what works which was sort of finally gay for someone. LOL Glad you enjoyed it.

  13. Tam says:

    Well, some reality had to bleed into it Tracy. 😉 Thanks for the kind words.

    Glad you enjoyed it Chris. One of the other choices was a group of women following them around or something like that so I figured it was a natural choice.

  14. Kris says:

    I'm a perve. Hmpf!

  15. Lily says:

    Just downloaded the story. Can't wait to read it. It just jumped in front of all the others in my Reader. 🙂

  16. Eyre says:

    Kris: “I'm a perve.”

    The first step in recovery is admitting you have a problem. Good for you!

  17. Tracy says:

    Claps at Eyre! Bravo, nice move.

  18. Eyre says:

    Why thank you, Tracy. 🙂

  19. Tam says:

    Hope you enjoy it Lily.

    Wow, Eyre is smokin' tonight (last night). LOL

  20. Michelle M. says:

    What a fun read Tam! I loved your characters and the way you fit all your criteria in was brilliant. It was fun seeing some familiar names, too.

    So when are you going to quit your job and write full time?

  21. Tam says:

    HAHAHAHAHA Michelle. You are so funny. Probably when pigs fly, or when I find a rich guy to keep me in the manner to which I'm accustomed, although he wouldn't have to be that rich really.

    Glad you enjoyed it and it was kind of fun throwing in some real-life people. 🙂

  22. Lily says:

    Just finished reading your story Tam and it was fabulous! I really liked Aaron's slow turn to the gay-side. 😉

    Great job! Oh, and while you wait for the Sugar Daddy that will let you quit working and just write you can always do it in your spare time. Just saying! 😀

  23. Tam says:

    Thanks Lily. Yeah, spare time. Well, maybe if I used my spare time more productively. LOL Speaking of which, I should be doing some laundry. 🙂

  24. K. Z. Snow says:

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  25. K. Z. Snow says:

    Vegemite and splooge dip in one story? Yeah, I'm definitely feeling the Christmas spirit now.

    Another great one by the Great One!
    😀

    Tam, you're about ready for a collection, I'd say. Srsly. Now we need a title.

    Wham, Bam, Thank You, Man! by Tam

    Tam: The Eclectic Collected Pr0n

    Giggles and Gooeys

    (Oh, I could just go on and on!)

  26. LOL! I loved it! Only you could make sex toys seem Christmasy.

  27. Tam says:

    Awwww KZ. Thanks, you're sweet and creative too. LOL

    Thanks Stephani. Who said dildo's don't say holly jolly Christmas?

  28. Ingrid says:

    That you put the girls in DVD section does not surprise me at all Tam. Wonder why??

  29. Kris says:

    Eyre: Thank you.

  30. That was freakin' awesome!

  31. LMAO I almost missed the pee pee mistletoe.

  32. Tam says:

    I have no idea Ingrid, no clue at all. 🙂

    Thanks Miranda.

    Glad you enjoyed it Smokin'.

  33. Polt says:

    Okay, just a few comments:

    I bet VUBOQ has 'martini emergencies” too!

    I thought the line should have read, “It's not food it's….VEGEMITE!”

    I have a blue and silver tree, and I'm not Jewish. It's my Dallas Cowboys tree. 🙂

    And a Miss Cleo cameo!!! How awesome. I may or may not have squeed out loud when I read it!

    Great job, Tam!

    HUGS…

    BTW, everyone knows Banging Both Ends 3 is the best of the series. 🙂

  34. Tam says:

    Yes, I thought of VUBOQ when I came up with that line. Ahhh, vegemite, I scarred many a young gay man with that this summer didn't I?

    They lived in Tampa though so they would never have a Dallas tree. Heaven forbid. Red and pewter is almost red and silver.

    Miss Cleo's rep lives on.

    I was unaware that it was a trilogy. LOL

  35. nichem says:

    That was fantastic! And so funny.

    I'm amazed you were able to work all those elements into a story and make it all work so well together. Great job, Tam!

  36. Kris says:

    Vegemite is Teh Awesome. Those gay boys are wusses. 😛

  37. Tam says:

    Thanks Richelle. 🙂

    Well, VUBOQ kind of liked of liked it but really, vile, totally vile. I think it's because you guys are on the bottom of the earth, you're all upside down and your taste buds are screwy or something.

  38. Kris says:

    You won't be saying that when 2012 comes and the Earth turns upside down making the Land of Oz the top in the vegemite relationship. 😛

  39. Tam says:

    Pushy little bottoms aren't you? 😛

  40. Kris says:

    We just know what we like.

  41. Juniper says:

    Vegemite is good but Marmite is much much superior in flavour.

    Great read Tam – thankyou for the laughs.

  42. Tam says:

    Thanks Juniper.

    Oh god, you've started the marmite/vegemite debate. LOL I think we should all just switch to Nutella and make the world a happier more hopped up on sugar/chocolate place.

  43. Ally Blue says:

    LOLOL Okay, Tam, I'm late to the party here, but that was awesome! I love how you worked in the dick-shaped macaroons *g*

  44. Kris says:

    Juni: Sure, it is. *makes gagging gesture*

  45. orannia says:

    Tam – you are….

    Where is Tam's fanclub? I'd like to sign up 🙂

    And splooge is my new favourite word 🙂

  46. Tam says:

    Thanks so much Ally. After seeing those in SF how could I not?

    No fan club Orannia, although cash can be sent to my PayPal account. 😉 Thanks for the kind words.

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