I have been sharing some of the truly weird shit which seems to happen constantly with me on my tumblr blog and it reminded me of a co-incident that occurred last year when I was chatting with L B Gregg (aka LB, Lisabea, etc, etc).
Basically we were having one of our standard ‘let’s bitch about everyone and everything’ sessions. I do this with a few others too. Apparently I’m pretty good at it. 😛
Anyhoo, the trash talk included me telling her I thought Dudleytown sucked because it didn’t have enough frottage in it, but that the scene in the open grave would ensure she retained her ‘Queen of the M/M Frott’ crown.
We went on to chat a bit about the perviness levels associated with graves and man love, which was when the phone rang…
It was a person who I’d become great mates with in one of the towns covered by the job I just ditched. The convo went like this…
Her: *slightly freaked* You know how they’re digging that trench for new water pipes?
Me: *keeping one eye on the chat* Which one is that?
Her: The one near the old cemetery.
Me: *attenHUT* You’re going to tell me they found a grave, aren’t you.
Her: Yes.
Me: No. Fucking. Way.
Yeah.
Swear to God, not even I could make up shit like this.
Needless to say, I immediately told LB that she would never in a gazillion years guess what had just happened AND I had a great idea she should incorporate in the story.
She didn’t though.
The rude heifer.
Kris + Books = Good. *Sometimes*. 
Are you calling her names because she's at RT? 🙂
Sigh. You're going to be haunted you know.
Chris: I don't need an excuse to call her names. 😛
Tam: Nuh uh. Doesn't count if I didn't find the grave myself.
What? I can't hear you. I'm too busy shining my frott crown.
*g*
True story.
LB: *rolls eyes*
And, yeah, it's true. We both have the pics of it after all.
Still think you should've had them finding a body in that grave though. That would've made it even more Halloweeny. Just sayin'.
It's a very shiny frott crown, too.
Some people just have a natural ability to attract weird – only saying.
Juni: I can't bee-leave that you would say such a thing about LB! You can be so mean.
*sneaks off to Google frottage*
Obviously I still have so much to learn…and won't it be fun *beams*
Orannia: All you need to do is read one of LB's books. They will 'teach' you all about frottage. 😉
I have an LB book on my iPhone…and I have yet to read it. I should add it to 'The List'!
Orannia: I saw your latest post about your infamous list. I'm glad that you're taking a break and are planning lots of reading. 🙂