story of my life: lb gregg and kris see dead people

I have been sharing some of the truly weird shit which seems to happen constantly with me on my tumblr blog and it reminded me of a co-incident that occurred last year when I was chatting with L B Gregg (aka LB, Lisabea, etc, etc).

Basically we were having one of our standard ‘let’s bitch about everyone and everything’ sessions.  I do this with a few others too.  Apparently I’m pretty good at it.  😛

Anyhoo, the trash talk included me telling her I thought Dudleytown sucked because it didn’t have enough frottage in it, but that the scene in the open grave would ensure she retained her ‘Queen of the M/M Frott’ crown.

We went on to chat a bit about the perviness levels associated with graves and man love, which was when the phone rang…

It was a person who I’d become great mates with in one of the towns covered by the job I just ditched.  The convo went like this…

Her:  *slightly freaked*  You know how they’re digging that trench for new water pipes?

Me:  *keeping one eye on the chat*  Which one is that?

Her:  The one near the old cemetery.

Me: *attenHUT*  You’re going to tell me they found a grave, aren’t you.

Her:  Yes.

Me:  No.  Fucking.  Way.

Yeah.

Swear to God, not even I could make up shit like this.

Needless to say, I immediately told LB that she would never in a gazillion years guess what had just happened AND I had a great idea she should incorporate in the story.

She didn’t though.

The rude heifer.

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11 Responses to story of my life: lb gregg and kris see dead people

  1. Chris says:

    Are you calling her names because she's at RT? 🙂

  2. Tam says:

    Sigh. You're going to be haunted you know.

  3. Kris says:

    Chris: I don't need an excuse to call her names. 😛

    Tam: Nuh uh. Doesn't count if I didn't find the grave myself.

  4. lbgregg says:

    What? I can't hear you. I'm too busy shining my frott crown.

    *g*

    True story.

  5. Kris says:

    LB: *rolls eyes*

    And, yeah, it's true. We both have the pics of it after all.

    Still think you should've had them finding a body in that grave though. That would've made it even more Halloweeny. Just sayin'.

  6. Juni says:

    It's a very shiny frott crown, too.

    Some people just have a natural ability to attract weird – only saying.

  7. Kris says:

    Juni: I can't bee-leave that you would say such a thing about LB! You can be so mean.

  8. orannia says:

    *sneaks off to Google frottage*

    Obviously I still have so much to learn…and won't it be fun *beams*

  9. Kris says:

    Orannia: All you need to do is read one of LB's books. They will 'teach' you all about frottage. 😉

  10. orannia says:

    I have an LB book on my iPhone…and I have yet to read it. I should add it to 'The List'!

  11. Kris says:

    Orannia: I saw your latest post about your infamous list. I'm glad that you're taking a break and are planning lots of reading. 🙂

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