PS – Oh, and if you still actually approach me with a review request after all that, I will either (a) assume you’re completely fucking whacked and delete your email immediately or (b) accept it as an obvious offer to take the total piss out of you.
Those who dared:
Kayla on tasting ‘a note in the… Marcus Roche on maybe it’s me, but… ouaqquwcgk on my confession dkmhwgijnw on random awesomeness Kris on maybe it’s me, but… 
Kris + Books = Good. *Sometimes*. 
A-ha! So that's where Chaos has been moonlighting.
Chris: He was happy to help me out with this pose.
Lolol, I still want to be you when my blog grows up. Just sayin'
Amara: Of course, you do. I find that most everyone does. 😛
That is one of the best LOLCat photos EVA! I love it.
Orannia: Me too. Plus, it suits me.
You may have noticed. 😉
We all know Kris is warm and fuzzy once you get beyond the ouchy-bleedy. Just wear thick gloves.
Eyre: As if gloves will help. *tsk, tsk*
So true. We'll need holy water and catnip.
but you're really a marshmallow on the inside…. er, right?
I find I LIKE you “ouchy-bleedy” cause…..crap, I just DO ok?
Grumpy-Snarly is awesome too *winks*
Eyre: Better still chocolate and pron.
Kaetrin: Do you really have to ask??
Elaine: I am awesome at grumpy and snarly. This is true.
Nup. No. Nu-uh. Not asking.
Kaetrin: Thought not.