Reading about how much Amy Lane loves the phrase anal cherry reminded me of something I’ve been wondering about vampires.
It is so related.
So, if you’re a virgin when you get vamped and then you have sex – let’s face it, everyone knows that becoming a vampire turns you into a horny, blood thirsty beast without any sparkly principles – , does your hymen or anal cherry eventually come back because of the regeneration thing?
If so, I don’t see the hymenoplasty industry surviving after the Big Supernatural reveal happens in 2012.
You know I’m right.