vampire ponderings (part somethingorother)

Reading about how much Amy Lane loves the phrase anal cherry reminded me of something I’ve been wondering about vampires.

It is so related.


So, if you’re a virgin when you get vamped and then you have sex – let’s face it, everyone knows that becoming a vampire turns you into a horny, blood thirsty beast without any sparkly principles – , does your hymen or anal cherry eventually come back because of the regeneration thing?

If so, I don’t see the hymenoplasty industry surviving after the Big Supernatural reveal happens in 2012.

You know I’m right.

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14 Responses to vampire ponderings (part somethingorother)

  1. Chris says:

    What the hell vampire book did I read that had the regenerating hymen thing? It was miserable for the vamp in question.

  2. Tam says:

    I don't prescribe to the vampire regeneration theory. They can get tattoos, hair cuts, etc. in my world. So that solves that problem right there. Making my own rules is a good thing.

  3. Dani says:

    That Jessica vamp girl from True Blood suffers with the regenerating hymen issue…

  4. Tracy says:

    Yeah, if they're a virgin and can heal themselves and regnerate – wouldn't the old hymen grow back. For a woman that would just be painful every damned time. For a man…I guess it would be like the first time, every time! lol

  5. Amy J says:

    OMFG! If anyone would post about this, I knew it would be you!

    you rock!

  6. KB/KT Grant says:

    On the show True Blood based on Harris's Sookie Stackhouse books. Bill changes a 17 year old girl who's a virgin. Every time she has sex, her hymen grows back. So I'd think if you're a virgin and a woman turned into vamp it sucks to be you!

  7. Eyre says:

    I've always thought there has to be a cure for Jessica's regenerating hymen. Maybe cauterizing it with silver? Ouchie. Nevermind.

  8. Kris says:

    Chris: I can't tell you. My psychic ability seems to be on the fritz today. I'm so embarrassed.

    Tam: So if you don't prescribe to the theory then what happens if one of the gets stabbed or shot or their dick cut off? Do they die or what?

    Dani: You mentioned the TV show that shalt not be named…

    *shirt fronts*

    Are you feeling lucky? Well, are you?!

  9. Kris says:

    Tracy: Just imagine the notches on the dude's bed post for every chick or guy he 'deflowers'.

    Amy: *blushes* I know.

  10. Kris says:

    KBC & Eyre: Stop talking about that stupid arse show!

    KBC: Anyways, I don't remember that character from the books. Are you sure she was actually an original character to the series?

    Eyre: I'm thinking a condom with holy symbols all over it, although I don't think a vamp guy would let one anywhere near his cock so it would probably have to be someone really stupid… like Sookie's brother.

  11. Tam says:

    They heal like everyone else. Slow and painful. If your dick gets cut off, you get it reattached or take up peeing sitting down. Sorry. 😀 None of this instant healing shit. Suffer like humans. I'm so harsh.

  12. Kris says:

    *ponders how vamps with make an m/m comeback when Tam says they can't regenerate*

  13. orannia says:

    LOL! But woudn't it continually grow back? In which case, wouldn't they have first times every time? Ahh, just saw KB's comment – YIKES!

  14. Kris says:

    Orannia: Yeah. It brings a whole new meaning to the phrase '444 year old virgin', doesn't it.

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