guess who’s who: the ‘we are so fucking funny’ edition




Once upon a time, there were five online friends who, quite out of the blue, decided to spend part of their day making fun of everyone including each other.  


For some obscure reason, the virtual chat took a 180 to talk about the douche remarks frequently occasionally made by people at goodreads.


I know.  The online friends found this turn in the convo very odd too.


Anyhoo, the most awesomest of the five suddenly came up with a brilliant idea: “Let’s start a blog which reviews reviews!”


A hallelujah chorus was heard by all of the five and there was general consensus there was fun to be had in making people hate their guts.


When the token slave boy among them suggested they acquire pseuds for their worthy endeavour, completely low key and non-attention-seeking names were chosen.


However, prior to the ginmormous launch of their highly inflammatory anticipated site The Shizzle: All you need to know about the review of jizzle books for rizzle!”, the five also agreed a competition should be held in order to test the anonymity of their new personas.


Yeah.  They are clearly all about altruism.


How to play?


1. Match the pseuds to the online friends.
2. You get one chance and one chance only. No changes can be made once you hit that submit/send button and you certainly can’t delete it and try again. I see all.
3. No hinting whatsoever in the comments or anywhere else. If you do, I will get seriously pissed and automatically delete your arse. You’ve been warned.
4. Guesses must be received by 12noon Friday 22nd July (Perth, West 
Oz time).
5. None of the five friends can play… obviously.


What you get:


S/he who gets the most matches correct wins a $20 ARe voucher!  Woo and hoo.  ðŸ™‚  Oh, and if there is more than one person who gets the most right, I’ll do the eeny meeny miney mo thing.


So without further ado… the guess who’s who: ‘we are so fucking funny’ edition!


The five online friends: 


1. Jason
2. Juni
3. Chris
4. Tam
5. Me (aka Kris)


The most amazing pseuds in the entire m/m romance universe:


a. Cuntpotato Silverbritches
b. Guichey Jockhufferston
c. Asswipe Spacklemouth
d. Ima Pretentiousgit
e. SmegmaLips McCuntihee


And now it’s over to you!  *GRIN*


I’ll bet you’ll never guess in a gazillion years which fake name is mine.  ;P

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45 Responses to guess who’s who: the ‘we are so fucking funny’ edition

  1. Lilli says:

    This comment has been removed by the author.

  2. Chris says:

    I still protest my pseud, dammit.

  3. Kris says:

    Lilli: I fucked up the date. It should've been July, not October, so has been changed now.

    PS – I told you I could see all. ;P

    Chris: The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

  4. Jenre says:

    1 = b
    2 = e
    3 = c
    4 = d
    5 = a

    Total guessing of course. 🙂

  5. Juni says:

    Was yours fake? I thought it was on your birth cert.

  6. K. Z. Snow says:

    This comment has been removed by the author.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Okay, I'll admit it: I don't know where to begin, except to make up all new names. Heh-heh.

  8. Castanet Feldman says:

    Okay, I'll admit it: I don't know where to begin, except to make up all new names. Heh-heh.

  9. K. Z. Snow says:

    I made her put her name on it.

  10. Tam says:

    I can't believe this is being revealed. Now I'll never be able to troll blogs.

  11. Kris says:

    Jenre: You mean that they're not obvious? 😛

    Juni: Har. Har. So funny.

    Ms C: Why am I not surprised.

    KZ: You made her?? O.o

    Tam: *pats* There, there.

  12. lisabea says:

    Reviewing reviews. Me likey.

  13. Kris says:

    *nods* It has awesome wanfestery potential.

  14. Kaetrin says:

    1. c
    2. e
    3. b
    4. a
    5. d

    I really have no idea, so I decided on the “take a wild guess” method of selection.

  15. Jason says:

    I love these names!! 😀

  16. Kris says:

    Kaetrin: A 'wild guess' works in my world. 🙂

    Jase: Gee, I wonder why. 😛

  17. Ingrid says:

    It feels like you guys have too much time on their hands.

    My guesses are:
    1 E
    2 B
    3 A
    4 C
    5 D

  18. Kris says:

    “It feels like you guys have too much time on their hands.”

    Quite possibly, Ingrid.

  19. Eyre says:

    1. B

    I'm sure Kris has been called all those other names at one point or other, but I guess I can't put her as the only answer for 2-5. So, here are the rest:

    2. D
    3. A
    4. E
    5. C

    One person on that list is too sweet for any of those names.

  20. Pal0z says:

    1. b.
    2. e.
    3. d.
    4. a.
    5. c.

    My wildest guess… 🙂 This was fun…

  21. Kris says:

    Eyre: You realise you insulted me and then called me sweet in the one comment, right.

    PalOz: Glad you liked it. 🙂

  22. K. Z. Snow says:

    Wait just a danged minute. Something occurred to me (yeah, okay, so I'm slow). Shouldn't writers be reviewing reviews and reviewers and not other reviewers?

  23. Kris says:

    KZ: Seriously?? Or have you totally missed a similar sort of discussion on goodreads at the moment?

  24. orannia says:

    I'm almost too scared to guess in case I get it wrong and none of you speak to me again…

    I'll sleep on it 🙂

  25. K. Z. Snow says:

    Or have you totally missed a similar sort of discussion on goodreads at the moment?

    I guess the answer to that would be “yes.” What discussion? (Bear in mind I'm always out of the loop. Doesn't matter what loop it is.)

  26. I'm not even going to try to guess, although I think Inid Nipslip would have made for a fabulous name, too.

  27. Kris says:

    Orannia: Go for it, hun. You can't do worse than Jenre did. 😛

    KZ: At the m/m romance group on goodreads. Let your fingers do the walking.

    Stephanie: Wuss.

  28. Jenre says:

    Oh dear! No prizes for me then :(.

  29. Fine, but only because I love it when you call me pet names 😛
    1-c
    2-b
    3-d
    4-a
    5-e

    And this is totally at random

  30. Kris says:

    Jenre: You never know… 😉

    Stephani: I knew you wouldn't be able to resist me, my little pavlova.

  31. Mariana says:

    I haven't been able to post 😦 Work PC blows major chunks…

    Anywho, here are my guesses:
    1. C
    2. B
    3. D
    4. E
    5. A

  32. Kris says:

    Mariana: Excuse, excuses. 😛 You're just lucky that you finally did.

  33. Anonymous says:

    Okay, okay, for potentially $20:

    1 – b
    2 – e
    3 – a
    4 – d
    5 – e

    P.S. Eerie similarity between my picks and Jenre's, but it looks like the other guessers vary more. And, those pseuds are so long, might at well break them into first middle and last names.
    –Cary

  34. *whines* this was HARD!!!!

    I might have fared better using random.org:
    1-c
    2-d
    3-a
    4-e
    5-b

    Eyre's comment made me lol and I think she's right on both counts!

  35. Kris says:

    Cary: Well, thank the book goddesses there's someone who has a materialistic streak out there. 😛

    Patti: Oh stop whining. You used glitter to help you. That always makes things better.

  36. ElaineG says:

    I would entered sooner but apparently on top of me hating the world this week? My computer hates ME! *sigh*

    After much thought, laughter, snickers and general OMG outbursts, here goes nothin'!

    1. D
    2. B
    3. A
    4. C
    5. E

  37. Kris says:

    Elaine: “I would entered sooner but apparently on top of me hating the world this week? My computer hates ME! *sigh*”

    Commiserations. My body declared war on me this last week. It's winning. The fucker.

  38. orannia says:

    OK, here goes:

    1. b
    2. a
    3. e
    4. c
    5. d

    Absolute guesswork 🙂

  39. eva says:

    I feel like there should be a disclaimer with this thing.

    Anyhow, in order to stave off the apocalypse, using the eeny meeny miny moe technique, here are my guesses:

    1…b
    2…d
    3…e
    4…a
    5…c

  40. Lilli says:

    “PS – I told you I could see all. ;P”

    I just wanted to test you. 😉

    Is it already 12 noon in that weird country of yours? So here are my guesses:

    1b
    2a
    3e
    4d
    5c

    The post I deleted wasn't a first guess – Kris can confirm that (if she wants to). So unless this is a one-post-only-thingy… o.O

  41. lbgregg says:

    Because 'cheat to win' is my motto:

    a
    b
    c
    d
    e

    That oughta do it.

  42. Kris says:

    Orannia: That'll do. 😉

    Eva: A disclaimer about awesomeness?? That should be a given. :p

    Lilli: Only Aussies are allowed to call this country weird. That's your one and only warning else the wrath of Kris will come down upon thee.

    And, no, I can't be arsed confirming that. *kiss, kiss*

    LB: I've no clue what you're talking about… *whistling*

  43. Jackie says:

    1 b
    2 c
    3 a
    4 d
    5 e

    Totally guessing lol.

  44. Kris says:

    This now be closed. Suck shit if you missed out cos I had to get a $25 voucher.

    So there.

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