Once upon a time, there were five online friends who, quite out of the blue, decided to spend part of their day making fun of everyone including each other.
For some obscure reason, the virtual chat took a 180 to talk about the douche remarks frequently occasionally made by people at goodreads.
I know. The online friends found this turn in the convo very odd too.
Anyhoo, the most awesomest of the five suddenly came up with a brilliant idea: “Let’s start a blog which reviews reviews!”
A hallelujah chorus was heard by all of the five and there was general consensus there was fun to be had in making people hate their guts.
When the token slave boy among them suggested they acquire pseuds for their worthy endeavour, completely low key and non-attention-seeking names were chosen.
However, prior to the ginmormous launch of their highly inflammatory anticipated site “The Shizzle: All you need to know about the review of jizzle books for rizzle!”, the five also agreed a competition should be held in order to test the anonymity of their new personas.
Yeah. They are clearly all about altruism.
How to play?
1. Match the pseuds to the online friends.
2. You get one chance and one chance only. No changes can be made once you hit that submit/send button and you certainly can’t delete it and try again. I see all.
3. No hinting whatsoever in the comments or anywhere else. If you do, I will get seriously pissed and automatically delete your arse. You’ve been warned.
4. Guesses must be received by 12noon Friday 22nd July (Perth, West
Oz time).
5. None of the five friends can play… obviously.
What you get:
S/he who gets the most matches correct wins a $20 ARe voucher! Woo and hoo. 🙂 Oh, and if there is more than one person who gets the most right, I’ll do the eeny meeny miney mo thing.
So without further ado… the guess who’s who: ‘we are so fucking funny’ edition!
The five online friends:
1. Jason
2. Juni
3. Chris
4. Tam
5. Me (aka Kris)
The most amazing pseuds in the entire m/m romance universe:
a. Cuntpotato Silverbritches
b. Guichey Jockhufferston
c. Asswipe Spacklemouth
d. Ima Pretentiousgit
e. SmegmaLips McCuntihee
And now it’s over to you! *GRIN*
I’ll bet you’ll never guess in a gazillion years which fake name is mine. ;P
Kris + Books = Good. *Sometimes*. 
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I still protest my pseud, dammit.
Lilli: I fucked up the date. It should've been July, not October, so has been changed now.
PS – I told you I could see all. ;P
Chris: The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
1 = b
2 = e
3 = c
4 = d
5 = a
Total guessing of course. 🙂
Was yours fake? I thought it was on your birth cert.
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Okay, I'll admit it: I don't know where to begin, except to make up all new names. Heh-heh.
Okay, I'll admit it: I don't know where to begin, except to make up all new names. Heh-heh.
I made her put her name on it.
I can't believe this is being revealed. Now I'll never be able to troll blogs.
Jenre: You mean that they're not obvious? 😛
Juni: Har. Har. So funny.
Ms C: Why am I not surprised.
KZ: You made her?? O.o
Tam: *pats* There, there.
1b
2d
3c
4e
5a
Reviewing reviews. Me likey.
*nods* It has awesome wanfestery potential.
1. c
2. e
3. b
4. a
5. d
I really have no idea, so I decided on the “take a wild guess” method of selection.
I love these names!! 😀
Kaetrin: A 'wild guess' works in my world. 🙂
Jase: Gee, I wonder why. 😛
It feels like you guys have too much time on their hands.
My guesses are:
1 E
2 B
3 A
4 C
5 D
“It feels like you guys have too much time on their hands.”
Quite possibly, Ingrid.
1. B
I'm sure Kris has been called all those other names at one point or other, but I guess I can't put her as the only answer for 2-5. So, here are the rest:
2. D
3. A
4. E
5. C
One person on that list is too sweet for any of those names.
1. b.
2. e.
3. d.
4. a.
5. c.
My wildest guess… 🙂 This was fun…
Eyre: You realise you insulted me and then called me sweet in the one comment, right.
PalOz: Glad you liked it. 🙂
Wait just a danged minute. Something occurred to me (yeah, okay, so I'm slow). Shouldn't writers be reviewing reviews and reviewers and not other reviewers?
KZ: Seriously?? Or have you totally missed a similar sort of discussion on goodreads at the moment?
I'm almost too scared to guess in case I get it wrong and none of you speak to me again…
I'll sleep on it 🙂
“Or have you totally missed a similar sort of discussion on goodreads at the moment?“
I guess the answer to that would be “yes.” What discussion? (Bear in mind I'm always out of the loop. Doesn't matter what loop it is.)
I'm not even going to try to guess, although I think Inid Nipslip would have made for a fabulous name, too.
Orannia: Go for it, hun. You can't do worse than Jenre did. 😛
KZ: At the m/m romance group on goodreads. Let your fingers do the walking.
Stephanie: Wuss.
Oh dear! No prizes for me then :(.
Fine, but only because I love it when you call me pet names 😛
1-c
2-b
3-d
4-a
5-e
And this is totally at random
Jenre: You never know… 😉
Stephani: I knew you wouldn't be able to resist me, my little pavlova.
I haven't been able to post 😦 Work PC blows major chunks…
Anywho, here are my guesses:
1. C
2. B
3. D
4. E
5. A
Mariana: Excuse, excuses. 😛 You're just lucky that you finally did.
Okay, okay, for potentially $20:
1 – b
2 – e
3 – a
4 – d
5 – e
P.S. Eerie similarity between my picks and Jenre's, but it looks like the other guessers vary more. And, those pseuds are so long, might at well break them into first middle and last names.
–Cary
*whines* this was HARD!!!!
I might have fared better using random.org:
1-c
2-d
3-a
4-e
5-b
Eyre's comment made me lol and I think she's right on both counts!
Cary: Well, thank the book goddesses there's someone who has a materialistic streak out there. 😛
Patti: Oh stop whining. You used glitter to help you. That always makes things better.
I would entered sooner but apparently on top of me hating the world this week? My computer hates ME! *sigh*
After much thought, laughter, snickers and general OMG outbursts, here goes nothin'!
1. D
2. B
3. A
4. C
5. E
Elaine: “I would entered sooner but apparently on top of me hating the world this week? My computer hates ME! *sigh*”
Commiserations. My body declared war on me this last week. It's winning. The fucker.
OK, here goes:
1. b
2. a
3. e
4. c
5. d
Absolute guesswork 🙂
I feel like there should be a disclaimer with this thing.
Anyhow, in order to stave off the apocalypse, using the eeny meeny miny moe technique, here are my guesses:
1…b
2…d
3…e
4…a
5…c
“PS – I told you I could see all. ;P”
I just wanted to test you. 😉
Is it already 12 noon in that weird country of yours? So here are my guesses:
1b
2a
3e
4d
5c
The post I deleted wasn't a first guess – Kris can confirm that (if she wants to). So unless this is a one-post-only-thingy… o.O
Because 'cheat to win' is my motto:
a
b
c
d
e
That oughta do it.
Orannia: That'll do. 😉
Eva: A disclaimer about awesomeness?? That should be a given. :p
Lilli: Only Aussies are allowed to call this country weird. That's your one and only warning else the wrath of Kris will come down upon thee.
And, no, I can't be arsed confirming that. *kiss, kiss*
LB: I've no clue what you're talking about… *whistling*
1 b
2 c
3 a
4 d
5 e
Totally guessing lol.
This now be closed. Suck shit if you missed out cos I had to get a $25 voucher.
So there.