maybe it’s me, but…

Perhaps I totally imagined offering a $20 ARe voucher for doing pretty much sweet fuck all?


Gotta say that I never thought I’d see the day when readers couldn’t be bothered entering what is the stupidest competition ever for the chance of getting free books.

I think this must be one of the first signs of the apocalypse.

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24 Responses to maybe it’s me, but…

  1. Jenre says:

    I entered!

    I remembered your wrath at those who didn't enter your last competition and made sure I got in early.

    Do I get a consolation prize for being #1 minion?

  2. Kris says:

    Jenre: You do get a consolation prize. It's me not picking on you for the next 24 hours.

    You're welcome.

  3. Chris says:

    You said I COULDN'T enter.

  4. Kris says:

    And you couldn't make up another pseud and enter anyway?? What the hell is the matter with you, Chris?!

  5. Chris says:

    I don't want ANY pseuds. I just wanna be me.

  6. Kris says:

    You forgot the whining tone with that, Chris. *rolls eyes*

  7. Kerry says:

    I guess I'm a bad person then – but the little pigs are terribly cute. πŸ™‚

  8. Kris says:

    What is the matter with you, Kerry?! IT'S FREE BOOKS!



  9. Kaetrin says:

    I entered! I don't pass up the chance for free book evah! πŸ˜€

  10. Kris says:

    Kaetrin: I knew I could count on you, hun. πŸ˜‰

  11. Anonymous says:

    So sorry to see on your tumblr that you're planning to stop this blog. I hope you'll come back one day, after a break, but thank goodness I've found your tumblr because otherwise I would miss you. And the BB, of course!!

    From one of those lurkers who annoys you by not participating…

  12. I'm still working on my graphs and pie chart trying to figure out who's who…there may be glitter involved πŸ™‚

  13. Eyre says:

    I entered! I think Patti will win because of the glitter. That shit's magical.

  14. Juni says:

    My daughter made red velvet whoopie pies at the weekend & topped them with edible glitter! We all had sparkly poop! TMI?

  15. Eyre says:

    Juni, are you sure you aren't a vampire? Got any relatives named Cullen?

  16. Emilie says:

    Me being weird, I think, but I couldn't deal with those names. I don't use the c-word myself. You know I regularly read your posts, though, and I enjoy sometimes being your minion.

  17. Kris says:

    Anon: Tumblr, twitter and a few other places will still be my hunting grounds for people to pick on. πŸ˜‰

    “From one of those lurkers who annoys you by not participating…”

    I assume this means that you entered my awesome competition then… *sociopathicrainbowtroutstareofdeath*

    Patti: Maybe I should have banned the use of glitter as a seekrit weapon??

    Eyre: I'm voting for Juni being a sparkly vampire too.

    Juni: TMI?? Sweet, after you admitted you're broken arm was a result of a fisting incident gone bad, there can be no such thing as TMI.

    Em: You make a good occasional minion. You just need to pander to my awesomeness more often though to make it into the part-time category. πŸ˜‰

  18. ElaineG says:

    I had a good excuse for waiting til approximately 3 minutes ago to enter…..PROMISE!

  19. Kris says:

    Elaine: Yeah, yeah. πŸ˜›

  20. orannia says:

    Perhaps I totally imagined offering a $20 ARe voucher for doing pretty much sweet fuck all?

    Well, since that's all I ever do…I better go enter πŸ™‚

    And sweetie, I saw from your Tumblr that you are closing this blog. I just wanted to say that you are one of the awesomest chicks I ever did not quite (YET!) meet and I ain't going anywhere! I will be astalkin' yous for a long time 'cause you're FAB! *hugs*

  21. Kris says:

    Awww. Thank you, Orannia sweet. *cuddles* Also, don't forget I know where you live. It's a mutual stalking going on. πŸ˜‰

  22. Jackie says:

    I just saw your post. Loved the names. Need wi fi in OBX next time I go on vacation. So pick away at me Kris for being a super late entry. I deserve it.:). But I would definitely love free books.

  23. Kris says:

    Jackie: You're just lucky I like your sister. Oh, and you. I guess. πŸ˜›

  24. orannia says:

    Mutual stalking is all good from my end *grin*

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