the kris ‘n’ good books GRL wrap up

My GRL wrap up:

Well, I was! I keep telling everyone that I’m the bitch of the m/m community.

Fine then!

For so-called ‘real’ reports about the New Orleans convention, how about getting off your lazy arses and going to read about it at:

Janna’s, who in her usual sweet and sneaky way somehow managed to con a whole bunch of us into doing guest posts for her *coughI’mprettysurewewerealldrunkatthetimecough*;

Kassa’s, who is far too pretty for her own good which meant I had to protect her virtue from the seductive wiles of a certain author;

Leontine’s, who is my best new drinking buddy in the entire world 🙂 ;

Chris’ (1 & 2), who I can’t work out how she does all the competitions, reading, reviewettes, linkities, stealing swag for Jase, flirting with authors and strippers, and still want to walk everywhere! I think her backpack is really a Tardis; and, 

finally, my Tam’s and Tracy’s, both of whom I love dearly… in a totally-non-sappy-never-crying-my-eyes-out way.



I think I have a branch in my eye or something.

I miss you, bitches.

But no way in hell am I going to AlberwhereverthehellintheUSkerkie next year just to see you.

The end.

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24 Responses to the kris ‘n’ good books GRL wrap up

  1. Chris says:

    LOL! Your wrap up is very… succinct. 😀

    We'll have to discuss alternate locations, because while I actually love New Mexico, I don't love Albuquerque – I love Abiquiu (where Georgia O'Keefe painted), Sante Fe, Taos…

    Heh. It's not a TARDIS. The really scary thing is probably realizing that I'm fighting with dysthymia and medication absorption issues right now.

  2. Chris says:

    …so I'm nowhere near 100%.

    I really didn't feel like deleting it and reposting. 🙂

  3. Tam says:

    Awww. Miss you too.

    Yeah, not sure about Alb…. next year. I hear Milton Keenes or however you spell it might be in Sept. next year. A lovely time to visit the UK. 🙂 And we can get the Dutch girls over of course.

  4. Kaetrin says:

    Welcome back. Glad you had a good time. Yada Yada.



  5. Lol. Nice wrap up.

    You're bitchy makes me laugh. I've missed your blog posts. Just sayin.

  6. Jason says:

    I love you. <3

    Where is my penis necklace??


  7. Ingrid says:

    Seems Janna's timing was perfect 🙂

  8. orannia says:

    I can't wait to read the rounds up!

    That photo has me in tears! One day I hope to meet you all 🙂

  9. Jenre says:

    Yes come to see me next year. The meet isn't in Milton Keynes but will still be somewhere easily accessible.

    Great round up, Kris. I've magaed to read all the posts without getting too jealous. Well, maybe just a bit :).

  10. Kris says:

    Chris: Thank you. I thought people would like it. 🙂

    It is SO a Tardis or a Magician's Hat. But I like the Tardis idea better.

    Take care of yourself!

    Tam: September in the UK for my birthday and with a couple of my fave, Dutch drinking buddies sounds awesome.

    Oh, yeah, and then there's the Jen thing. 😉

    Kaetrin: I sent the stuff to you today!


    Friggin' ingrate.

    Amara: I'm pretty sure bitchy is meant to make you cry and shit, not laugh. Well, at least that is what people kept on telling Kassa about her reviews. *snerk*

  11. Kris says:

    Jase: I love you too, but I'm still not gonna fight over your honour or whatever. Just sayin'. 😛

    “Where is my penis necklace??”

    That was Chris' job. Ask her.

    Ingrid: Shush you.

    Orannia: “One day I hope to meet you all :)”

    Like you could possibly avoid me for that long. 😉

    Jen: So are you saying that Tam and I can kick some of your kids out of their beds for a couple of days?? I'm sure your hubby would LOVE having us visit. *bats eyelashes*

  12. Kaetrin says:


    thank you. I'm happy now.


  13. Kris says:

    Kaetrin: Yeah, yeah.


  14. Kaetrin says:

    and you wonder where I get it from….


  15. Chris says:

    I seem to remember you were looking for penis necklace for Jase, actually… 🙂

  16. Janna says:

    Uhm… I remember vividly asking you (especially you) if you were drunk and you said no, before I popped the question. Shouldn't have lied, honey! 🙂

    Miss you like crazy too! *smooches*

  17. Devon Rhodes says:

    *cough, sputter* You know, that's how rumors get started. Oh wait, was that the point? lol

    Yes, I remember little penii were being discussed but not sure they were strung on a necklace…

  18. Kris says:

    Kaetrin: I've no idea what you mean. *hmpf*

    Chris: Actually, I'm pretty sure Patti was meant to take us shopping for them on the Sunday… I think she got a 24hr flu or something though…

    Janna: I remember you asking me a couple of times if I was drunk before you popped the guest post question. You even asked me afterwards if I would remember. LOL.

    Devon: Flirt! 😛

    “Yes, I remember little penii were being discussed but not sure they were strung on a necklace…”

    *snort* Some of the author boys seemed easily impressed…

    So much I could say right now…

  19. Tracy says:

    How do you always find the perfect someecard? Always. It's like magic or some such shit. lol

    I miss you too honey. I think another meet is definitely in order – I have no idea where – just somewhere. And those Dutch girls are great drinking buddies, aren't they?

  20. Kris says:

    Tracy: It's a gift. 😉

    “I think another meet is definitely in order – I have no idea where – just somewhere.”

    Somewhere sounds pretty damned good to me.

  21. Ingrid says:

    Somewhere being near here?

  22. Kris says:

    *crosses fingers for next year* 🙂

  23. LOL. Yes, I imagine bitchy is supposed to make people cry and shit, but… I am bitchy so.. all you get is laughs from me. ;p

  24. Kris says:

    Amara: *chants* Bitches united… will never be defeated… Bitches united… will never be defeated…

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