things that make you go O.o


Scene: Phone conversation

Male voice: I did it last night. I don’t see why I have to…

Female voice: *murmur, murmur*

Male: Well, I don’t! *whines*  You never take my side anymore!

Female: *Murmur. Murmur.*

Male: What do you mean I made my bed…

Female: *Murmur. MURMUR.*

Male: But I’m not in the mood! *voice pout* This is so not fair.


Male: No! I don’t want you to call her! *grumbles* She’s such an interfering little…

Female: *MUR!* *MUR!*

Male:  Fine!

Female:  *MUR…*

Male:  I said fine, didn’t I?!  *woe is me* I can’t believe my own mother would turn against me.

Female:  *murrrmurrr*

Male:  Yeah, yeah.  See you tomorrow…

*slams down phone*

*turns around*

Male:  Mum says I have to do it because you said so.  *extra pouty voice*  She also said to tell you she’s making her special cheesycake for you for dinner.

Second male voice:  *satisfied* I told you your mum would agree with me.  *BDSMy voice* Now get your pretty little arse to bed so I can fuck you through the mattress in that way you pretend you don’t like.

End scene: Fade to black

And there you have it, folks.

The Reluctant Gay.

What a wonderful new m/m trope.

It’s almost like a uke.

But is complete fucking crap.

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3 Responses to things that make you go O.o

  1. kaetrin says:

    This is from a book? Seriously? His Mum? That’s wrong on so many levels.

  2. orannia says:

    I’m with kaetrin… There is this look of total befuddlement on my face ATM…

  3. Kris says:

    Sure… It’s totally from a book… Lemme just get the name of it for you both…


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