Scene: Phone conversation
Male voice: I did it last night. I don’t see why I have to…
Female voice: *murmur, murmur*
Male: Well, I don’t! *whines* You never take my side anymore!
Female: *Murmur. Murmur.*
Male: What do you mean I made my bed…
Female: *Murmur. MURMUR.*
Male: But I’m not in the mood! *voice pout* This is so not fair.
Female: *MURMUR. MURMUR!*
Male: No! I don’t want you to call her! *grumbles* She’s such an interfering little…
Female: *MUR!* *MUR!*
Male: I said fine, didn’t I?! *woe is me* I can’t believe my own mother would turn against me.
Male: Yeah, yeah. See you tomorrow…
*slams down phone*
Male: Mum says I have to do it because you said so. *extra pouty voice* She also said to tell you she’s making her special cheesycake for you for dinner.
Second male voice: *satisfied* I told you your mum would agree with me. *BDSMy voice* Now get your pretty little arse to bed so I can fuck you through the mattress in that way you pretend you don’t like.
End scene: Fade to black
And there you have it, folks.
The Reluctant Gay.
What a wonderful new m/m trope.
It’s almost like a uke.
But is complete fucking crap.