in breaking news…

Late this afternoon, Kris the Book Goddess, known to many as Speedy Krizales, collapsed suddenly.

This blog has not been able to confirm details of the mystery illness, although her partially invisible associates agree that recent incidents of stupidity and randomness could have been early symptoms of the disease.

It is understood however that one particular thread was immediately cut off after an anonymous commentor raised the possibility the much-loved blogger had fallen prey to something referred to as ’15 of 16′.

Despite assurances online identities will be protected and not subject to any enquiries, no one has come forward to any posts requesting further information.

It is also unclear if this could this be related to reports of bulky, brown paper packages arriving daily to Ms Goddess’ residence.

A formal comment is expected to be made by her representatives Feliks and Boris shortly.

This blog will bring you more as news comes to hand.

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About Kris

Reads, rants, randoms & R+s. You've been warned. BTW, don't follow me if you're a GLBTQQphobic wanker. It won't end well. For you.
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4 Responses to in breaking news…

  1. Jenre says:

    LOL!You are too funny Kris!

  2. Ozakie says:

    Kris,Bless your heart? Are u okay? Do u need medical attention? LOL

  3. Kris says:

    Part of my treatment during the final, 16th stage of the disease involved copious amounts of alcohol. It helped. A. LOT.I will be posting photos of my medical team shortly. I am sure it will be of much scientific interest to everyone. *g*

  4. Anonymous says:

    Good God child, are you really my daughter, or some other female person who has moved into the skin of the lovely level headed young woman of whom I am so proud.Pull your socks up Sweetie, it isn’t the first time you have read sixteen books in a hurry. What about the time I bought you all of those Nancy Drews???Get a hold of yourself, the Russians have been telling tales about you … VERY tall ones I might add.Mumma

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