Far be it for me to be a bitch *rolls eyes*, but get this…
I’ve been sick and haven’t been answering calls. So, when I can, I get back to people telling them to text or email me because my chest – no, not my boobies – makes it really difficult to talk.
After which, I inevitably get phone calls from people asking me how I am because they’re worried and shit.
WTF, people! Are you mental? What part of not being able to talk and breathe at the same time don’t you friggin’ get?!