Some of you, who haven’t been living off-planet in the last month, may have heard about this book by Perth’s own Sean Kennedy and his writing partner Catt Ford.
What you may not know is that there appears to be some dispute over which sex scenes Sean actually wrote.
He, being so modest and all, not to mention scared shitless of his Mum, maintains that it was all Catt’s doing; however, others have declared D&D as the book in which Sean finds his smutty feet.
This, my dearest virtuals, leads me to the basis of the competition and that all important question… what do you think?
If you have read D&D; cos, you know, kind of essential to this game, which sex scene do you think Sean wrote?
Choose wisely because the sex scene that gets the majority of votes – I lean towards Dash’s dream sequence myself – will be the one that I take to Sean and badger him to death until he tells me if you’re right or not.
BTW, this competition is totally sanctioned by Sean. See. Look what he sent me in appreciation.
Now if only I could get him to autograph his pictures, but it’s the modesty thing again.
You’d think he’d be more confident about his blue-mesh-powers-of-twinkyness.
Go figure.
This competition closes in 48 hours 12noon Perth time, Friday 30 October.*
*Although there are no prizes or winners, it’s still a competition because I say so.**
**Plus, picking on Sean until he caves in can only be a winner in anyone’s book. *GRIN*
ETA: His Twinkyness thinks the yaoi thing has been done to death on this blog and has kindly offered an autographed D&D postcard and fridge magnet to the winner of the sex scene competition. Yay! I think he must like you lot. 🙂
Oh, and now it’s apparently a proper competition and all, I thought I’d better extend the time frame, blah, blah.
The Choose Sean’s Sex Scene competition will now close 12noon Perth time, Friday 30 October.
Kris + Books = Good. *Sometimes*. 
You mean I've got to scan back through D&D and re-read all the sex scenes so I can decide which one Sean wrote?
Such hard work. I mean, what a complete drag.
Back soon 🙂
OK, I've found the one I was looking for.
It's on p115-121 and begins with the words “Henry awoke…” and ends “…groins pressed together.”
How do I know it's Sean's scene? It contains the phrase “inchoate desires”, which I'm pretty positive is a phrase that only Sean would use ;).
Whatever Sean says I believe him!
Jen, I know. So mean to be forcing you to do such hard work. *hehehe*
You do realise that the phrase “inchoate desires” was used twice in the book, Jen. You might need to review the context of both to make sure you are certain about your choice. 😉
Matthew: *snort* You were looking at the picture when you said that weren't you. You're such a perve.
You do realise that the phrase “inchoate desires” was used twice in the book
Which probably means that both those sections were written by Sean ;).
I have an inchoate idea that you might be right, Jen. 😉
Poo, haven't read the book yet (though I have it in my TBR pile), so I can't play. I was wondering if you could ask Sean if he was wearing his lovely blue-mesh outfit when he wrote the sex scenes, though. It'll be something nice to think about as I'm reading along. Ooh, unless he wrote them naked– that would be even better. 😉
What the hell does that even mean? No Sean wouldn't use that phrase.
Hmmmm. I am completely choosing at random because I can't tell who wrote what but I'll go for dry sex against a tree. P. 158. Not that I WANT to have dry sex against a tree, but you know what I mean. Sigh.
Chapter 21 The Calm Before the Storm. Where they make love in the rain, and sing the song about tigers in the night. So romantic. And Dingo says:
“You do something to me, Dash. I’ve got you under my skin.”
Yep, I want to believe that Sean wrote that one.
*sighs*
We wrote and wrote over a lot of what the other wrote in order to gain a consistent style. But I can tell you that there are three smexxing scenes that I am responsible for.
If this is a competition, what are the prizes?
*wonders what off-world looks like*
And, maybe it's me (to take a leaf from our illustrious Kris' book), but every time I see that photo of Sean I keep thinking someone has been waxing…
@Sean – does there need to be a prize for it to be a competition *grin*
Spot on Sean! If it is competition I want prices not because of a “because I say so.”
As for the scenes I have no clue at the moment because I have to leave for work in 15 min.
Richelle: And I thought Matthew was being pervey. Dear God. Ask him yourself. I'm not taking the blame for that one.
Tam: I'm relieved. 😉
Wren: What. You want to convince yourself that a man can be romantic, Wren. *snort*
Orannia: *snap* Yes, waxing is essential for that outfit.
Ingrid: Because I say so is a damn fine reason.
Sean: Three scenes you say. There you have it, guys and gals. Straight from the twink's mouth.
And alright already! There will be a prize. Bloody hell. *Bunch of whingers.*
I'll donate a previously read yaoi for a prize. LOL Like you won't all get it anyway.
O.M.G. This is for KB I think and sorry to threadjack Sean's semexin' but really, the Twidildo. It sparkles people.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/33513
I'll donate yaoi for that matter, Tam. LOL.
And Katiebabs chooks is already familiar with that particular Twilightfied device. Very familiar. *waggles eyebrows*
OMG! Kris what are you doing out of bed this time of yr day???
bed bugs?? sean showing up in his blue mesh??
Can't sleep. 😦
Sean won't visit me. For some reason he thinks I'm scary.
I think you're scary too 😉
Wusses!
Poor you Kris!
Still it must be weird. Knowing that it possible to meet somewhere by accident in town.
Won't happen to me all my internet friends live far away.
Earlier in the year, we did work out that we'd visited Perth's one Ikea store on the same day. That was funny.
I'll throw in an-oh-so-desired autographed Dash and Dingo card and fridge magnet.
Yay! I thought I was going to have to cross out the 'Kris' on mine. Kidding! 😉
Thanks Sean! You can be so awesome sometimes. *beams*
Sean's always awesome Kris, not just sometimes. Sheesh. *bats eyelashes at Sean*
*Suck up!*
Your generosity for expanding the closing date to friday is a example for us all
True that. I'm friggin' great.
Oh I want the fridge magnet! That would be the best *beams*
All you have to do, Orannia, is to read the book and choose the sex scene before midday 30 October.
You can do it!! 🙂
Go away for three days and I miss all the fun!
Gotta find 3 huh?… Tree, rain and dream.
Okay if he looked like that (blue mesh) surely he wouldn't be writing sex he'd be too busy livin' it.
Tish, Sean is a bit of an introvert, but the things he gets up to in the privacy of his own home would seriously shock you. 😉
Yes, watching all those seasons of Star Trek and Buffy is quite perverted. And you should see what he does when he rewatches Twin Peaks every year! *shudders* No amount of cherry pie, slightly heated with ice cream on the side, can take that vision away from your retinas.
You underestimate the virtuals willingness to watch anything you do while you're wearing blue mesh, Sean.
You have got to stop this blue mesh rumour. IT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN, GRETCHEN.
Kris
My daddy warned me about boys wearing blue mesh…. I never did listen well LOL!
Sean…. depends on which Star trek and which season of buffy (Spike was totally robbed… he need his own show.. although he did make up for it by kissing Capt. Jack)
Oh look it's 1 am maybe I should get some sleep… Is Sean really going to tell all? I mean what if his momma finds out… does she still ground you Sean 🙂
I HATE SPIKE WITH ALL THE FIRES OF HELL.
Whoops. Now the fangirls will lynch me.
Sean
Maybe so… but I bet you wish you were him when he pashin' on Jack Harkness. Wait do you get Torchwood in Perth? Common fess up.
Whats wrong with Spike?
Someone tell me why there a FOX running down the street… I LIVE IN CENTRAL LONDON!!!!
No, I was a Ianto fanboy. Don't even talk to me about Children of Earth.
Sean: That's it! I wash my hands of you. How the FUCK can you hate Spike?!!
Tish: A fox?? Maybe a dimensional gate opened in your street.
Quite easily. Perhaps because I'm not a woman.
Seanj: Okay, you're forgiven. Ianto is all that is good and glorious.
Are you implying that women's taste in men suck??
Ianto deserved much much better than Jack Harkness and Gwen Fucking Cooper.
Just that women are particularly delusional when it comes to blonde vampires.
See TRUE BLOOD, Eric
See BUFFY, Spike
Kris,
Yeah a real live fox! It sounds horrible but I wish fox hunting was still legal… you would to if you saw your kitty dangling from its mouth. (we had to chase one because it took an 8 mth old kitten that belonged to my daughters friend one night.)
Oh Kris… did you ever review a book called The straight road to kylie by Nico Medina?
Erics a twat…. oh am I allowed to say twat?
Ianto is GOD and Gwen… oh please can we not mention her! She made a good bloody hag in Merlin though LOL!
Okay Kris…. Merlin or Arthur?
Merlin for me… I think it's the ears LOL!
“Ianto deserved much much better than Jack Harkness and Gwen Fucking Cooper.”
No arguments here.
“Just that women are particularly delusional when it comes to blonde vampires.”
If you'd read the books you would totally understand why Eric is God. The tv adaptation is total poo and Eric pasty, imo.
Also, as much as I liked Spike, no blondie could have beaten Angel in my book. Damn, he was fine. *sigh*