ps: everyone agrees

As chance would have it, at the same time I was talking very sensibly on the matter of an alpha wanker, the creator of said selfish prick (fyi that would be Josh Lanyon) made mention of an upcoming interview with the glorious Adrien English and… that other one.

He then invited people to suggest questions for the interview and a few *hundred* readers did exactly that.

My fondness for the arsehole being well known, several people said that I should particularly be involved in the process.

Receiving several invitations to take part, I meandered on over and, whilst analysing the suggestions, came to a rather stunning idea *even if I do say so myself*…

That I should be the one to interview the bastard and make him curl up in a ball and cry like the little girl that he is Jaketard.

Of course, I suggested as much to dearest Josh and he said that he would consider it and get back to me!

That’s almost a done deal!

If you also believe that I should be the one to interview Jake, please leave a comment here *and not at Josh’s cos you might get me into trouble, but I s’pose it would be okay to bombard him with emails. Actually, no, that’s probably a bad idea too.* to indicate your support.

Many thanks in advance.


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16 Responses to ps: everyone agrees

  1. ohhh are you nervous? You have to be all professional from now on.


  2. Jenre says:

    You are completely shameless.

  3. lisabea says:

    ::stony silence::

  4. Kris says:

    What exactly do you mean by 'from now on' Katiebabs chook??

    *tapping foot* I'm waiting.

    Jen, I have no idea what you mean.

    LB, c'mon, don't be like that. Deep down you know that I would be totally awesome at it. *beams*

  5. you have to do such things as have great hair do, perfect makeup and make sure your panties are always clean.

  6. Kris says:

    Undies (translation = knickers, panties) I can do and my hair is always the stuff of epics. The makeup, err, might be a problem. That's where my girl skills become nonexistent.

  7. nichem says:

    Umm, didn't you hint on Josh's blog that Jake might have an unfortunate accident if left alone with you for an interview?? So no, just no. Stay away from poor, misunderstood Jake.

  8. Kris says:

    No, Richelle, I implied that he might not withstand my interview techniques. A totally different thing to having an unfortunate accident. *g*

  9. orannia says:

    I am hoping to meet Jake later on today…my worry is…will both of you cope in a one-on-one interview?

  10. Tam says:

    I nearly recommended you go and as a question when I saw Josh's facebook thingy but I figured you'd find your way there on your own. I do want you to be polite though. You can make your point without making him bleed. 🙂

  11. Kris says:

    Orannia, see you don't even know him and already you think he'll break in the face of my awesomeness. *Mwhahahahaha!*

    Tam, it's no fun if you don't make 'em cry. 😉 I learnt that from 60 Minutes.

  12. jitterbug says:

    I would *love* to read your interview.

    I'd also cover for you in case Jake went mysteriously missing. *g*

  13. Kris says:

    Thank you, Sara!!

    *We'll talk offline about the other matter.*

  14. Ingrid says:

    A serious interviewer should be open minded and without prejudices.
    I am afraid you don't meet that criteria dear Kris.

  15. Sean Kennedy says:

    He almost killed the man he loved protecting himself, do you really think he'll stop himself from taking you for a drive to the desert if he wants to shut you up?

    Yeah, good luck! Ha ha!

  16. Kris says:

    Ingrid, serious?? Besides a good reporter never let a thing like partiality stand in the way of a story.

    Sean, oh ye of little faith. I'm disappointed in your underestimation of my awesome skills.

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