As chance would have it, at the same time I was talking very sensibly on the matter of an alpha wanker, the creator of said selfish prick (fyi that would be Josh Lanyon) made mention of an upcoming interview with the glorious Adrien English and… that other one.
He then invited people to suggest questions for the interview and a few *hundred* readers did exactly that.
My fondness for the arsehole being well known, several people said that I should particularly be involved in the process.
Receiving several invitations to take part, I meandered on over and, whilst analysing the suggestions, came to a rather stunning idea *even if I do say so myself*…
That I should be the one to interview
the bastard and make him curl up in a ball and cry like the little girl that he is Jake tard.
Of course, I suggested as much to dearest Josh and he said that he would consider it and get back to me!
That’s almost a done deal!
If you also believe that I should be the one to interview Jake, please leave a comment here *and not at Josh’s cos you might get me into trouble, but I s’pose it would be okay to bombard him with emails. Actually, no, that’s probably a bad idea too.* to indicate your support.
Many thanks in advance.
ohhh are you nervous? You have to be all professional from now on.
You are completely shameless.
What exactly do you mean by 'from now on' Katiebabs chook??
*tapping foot* I'm waiting.
Jen, I have no idea what you mean.
LB, c'mon, don't be like that. Deep down you know that I would be totally awesome at it. *beams*
you have to do such things as have great hair do, perfect makeup and make sure your panties are always clean.
Undies (translation = knickers, panties) I can do and my hair is always the stuff of epics. The makeup, err, might be a problem. That's where my girl skills become nonexistent.
Umm, didn't you hint on Josh's blog that Jake might have an unfortunate accident if left alone with you for an interview?? So no, just no. Stay away from poor, misunderstood Jake.
No, Richelle, I implied that he might not withstand my interview techniques. A totally different thing to having an unfortunate accident. *g*
I am hoping to meet Jake later on today…my worry is…will both of you cope in a one-on-one interview?
I nearly recommended you go and as a question when I saw Josh's facebook thingy but I figured you'd find your way there on your own. I do want you to be polite though. You can make your point without making him bleed. 🙂
Orannia, see you don't even know him and already you think he'll break in the face of my awesomeness. *Mwhahahahaha!*
Tam, it's no fun if you don't make 'em cry. 😉 I learnt that from 60 Minutes.
I would *love* to read your interview.
I'd also cover for you in case Jake went mysteriously missing. *g*
Thank you, Sara!!
*We'll talk offline about the other matter.*
A serious interviewer should be open minded and without prejudices.
I am afraid you don't meet that criteria dear Kris.
He almost killed the man he loved protecting himself, do you really think he'll stop himself from taking you for a drive to the desert if he wants to shut you up?
Yeah, good luck! Ha ha!
Ingrid, serious?? Besides a good reporter never let a thing like partiality stand in the way of a story.
Sean, oh ye of little faith. I'm disappointed in your underestimation of my awesome skills.