Yeah, it’s another firsts interruption, but I’m in a bitchy mood.
*rolls eyes* Unusual for me I know.
Great Scots!
Wouldn’t you be saying the same if you had those boobs??
Those who dared:
ouaqquwcgk on my confession dkmhwgijnw on random awesomeness Kris on maybe it’s me, but… kaetrin on maybe it’s me, but… Kris on maybe it’s me, but… 
Kris + Books = Good. *Sometimes*. 
What did they think? This cover hurts my eyes.
The girl needs some serious plastic surgery they are hanging below her bellybutton!
Hey! I DO have those boobs.
You would too after breastfeeding 4 kids :p.
… and if they're hanging below her bellybutton when she's young and fit where will they be in some years? WTF, indeed!
You do, Jen? I'm in awe. I definitely have not, lol. After breastfeeding my best friend's boobs have completely disappeared and I bet my bosom's fate would be the same, XD.
*cough* I'm with Jenre – breastfed my kids and I could be the body-double for that book cover – IF the ass eclipsed the sun that is.
I have a male friend (bff's spouse) who thinks he's quite the comedian. He gets a great laugh out of post breastfeeding womens' body changes (he's been slugged often by both his wife and I). Whenever he'd hear us girl talk about what pregnancy, childbirth and breastfeeding have done to us, he'd break out with this song (until we chanced him out of the room)…
'Do your boobs hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder like a continental soldier?
Do your boobs hang low?'
MsM
Sara: I was told that breastfeeding makes your boobs smaller. Unfortunately the opposite in my case :(.
MsM: LMAO! Perhaps you should change the word 'boobs' to 'balls' and sing it back at him :).
Is it weird that the first thing I noticed is that the guy on the left is holding her hand…who does that during hot sex session?
Breastfeeding did make my boobs smaller, and they were already small to begin with. *cries*
Ah, there would be so much less to mock on the internetz without that particular publisher…
Whoa, another icky Changeling cover!
Jenre said: “Perhaps you should change the word 'boobs' to 'balls' and sing it back at him :).”
Too funny!
I would kill for incredible shrinking boobs. Sigh. That cover is atrocious though, but then they all are.
Mine are succumbing to gravity, but what's on that cover is more than the effect of normal gravity. I think those babies are being sucked into a black hole. (Ewwww, I didn't mean to suggest what it seems I'm suggesting — but, yeah, they're down far enough!)
BTW, it is possible for ChP authors to dodge covers like that. But it requires a lot of hours trolling through stock-photo sites. Having access to Photoshop doesn't hurt either.
Ingrid: I took one look at that pic and also wondered where her boobs ended. LOL.
Jenre: Whoopsy! That'll teach you to steal my stuff. 😉
Sara: There's a thought. Yowzer.
MsM: LOL! I only know that song with the word 'balls', as suggested by Jen. It was in the Kalifornia movie.
KC: *snort* Maybe he's all “Och, lassie. Do nae be affearit. The laddie's coch is nae as big as urrrr bubbies.”
Richelle: *pats head* There, there. Besides that cover is evidence of the alternative.
Chris: Usually I try not to succumb cos, you know, no challenge, but those boobs were practically calling me. *g*
Val, yep.
Tam, I think we should challenge you to find a CP cover that you like. Let's face it, if anyone was going to find one it would be you with your mad internetz skillz.
KZ: Geezus! I just took a sip of coffee when I read your comment. That image is now burned permanently into my retinas. Thanks heaps.
“KC: *snort* Maybe he's all “Och, lassie. Do nae be affearit. The laddie's coch is nae as big as urrrr bubbies.”<---OMG I'm dying here Hey, saggy boobs need love too..err not that I know first hand or anything. *ahem…adjusts boobs, stalks away, chin up*
Well, actually, it's pretty easy to find a few decent Changeling Press covers – the Channeling Morpheus/Sweet Oblivion series. Hmm. I wonder if JCP provided those herself…
Well, off hand I can say I love JCP's covers from CP. Is that cheating? She does her own though as KZ notes seems to be an option. So there, my work is done. LOL
I really hate those figures. I forget what it's called, it's a type of art but I find it very weird and fake looking. But you have to admit when you see one you immediately know who the publisher is. So I suppose it's not a horrible thing, any press is good press as they say.
This one isn't bad for the style. At least they don't look like store mannequins.
http://www.changelingpress.com/images/covers/fulls/1149.jpg
Ha! Chris and I said the same thing. LOL Great minds think alike. I do believe Jordan did those herself.
Hmm. Am I honored or afeared that Tam and I are on the same wave length here?! 😉
FV: Hey, don't make fun on his Scottish accent. That's just plain rude!
I've heard that raising your chin to try and make your boobs look more pert is just an urban myth. Kinda like boys wearing their jeans high to make their balls look big. 🙂
Chris & Tam: There was like this weird echo for a second there and, yep, JCP does her covers herself. I love her cover artwork.
Tam: That Kira Stone cover isn't too bad. Isn't it known as CGI art or is that referring to something else??
Chris: It depends on whether you've started trawling through gay sex toy sites yet or not.
Why do all CPS covers look like someone went mad using their camera playing The Sims?
Hmm. What's your definition of “trawling”, exactly?
Sean, I'm assuming that's rhetorical.
Chris: Oh. Dear. God.
*best sweet innocent So.Not.Tam look*
*totally convinced*
*not*
*hmph*
Are you guys picking on me? *quivery lip*
Oh, hun, not me. That Chris though… *shakes head*
O_O WOW.
They're big. And…nice…but they could use some support. That's not a flattering shot at all, even on a computer-generated woman.
Noes! Iz de ebil Kris!
Oh dear, that's just not nice at all. Esp the ginga ninja on the right. Needs some sun that boy.
JenB: Plz. You can't tell if they're really… nice… until you see them complete with nipples. Everyone knows that nipples maketh the boob. Sheesh.
Chris: “Am I honored or afeared that Tam and I are on the same wave length here?!”
Ring any bells??
Sarah: I think he's meant to be a dreaded sassenach, either that or she's the warrior and the boys are the house bitches.
Curses. Hoist by my own petard.
*victory dance*
I was being polite and assuming they were nice. I mean she *does* have two guys worshipping her, after all. 😛
Indeed she does, although her 'abundance' might necessitate the need for two boys.
lol…oy. Yeah, those e-covers are the WORST! *shakes head* I'm so glad SOME e-publishers are finally getting the picture and actually doing genuine, “nice” covers. MUCH BETTER! *ahem* Sorry 'bout the yelling. heh
Okay, I'm going out on a limb here, but this is my favorite of all my Changeling covers —
http://www.changelingpress.com/product.php?&upt=book&ubid=851. It's also appropriate for the story. (Yep, I had to troll for the pic.)
“Her 'abundance' might necessitate the need for two boys.”
Only if they brought basketball hoops. With iron netting.
Bridget: WHAT?! WHAT DID YOU SAY?? I CAN'T HEAR YOU. MY EARS ARE RINGING FROM SOMEONE SCREAMING AT ME. 😉
KZ: I dunno. I've a fondness for the cover for Obsessed: http://www.changelingpress.com/product.php?&upt=book&ubid=926. There's a teeny tiny little trail. *GRIN*
“Only if they brought basketball hoops. With iron netting.”
Ouchy. Sounds BDSMish to me.
Do your boobs hang low, can you tie them in a knot…
So going in my WTFckery post this Sunday.
and if by accident she swings those massive jugs the wrong way, she may break one of her 8 pack abs lover's nose or his dick.
O.o
That cover is…the cover artist hasn't left much to the imagination, for any of the characters, has he/she?
*shudders*
KBC: “if by accident she swings those massive jugs the wrong way, she may break one of her 8 pack abs lover's nose or his dick”
ROFL!!! I reckon her boobs are worth of a 'fuck my tits, baby' scene.
Orannia, but the 'best' bits are covered! How can you say that! *gigglesnort*
The first thing I noticed weren't the boobs – though they hurt my eyes – but the creepy hand on the woman's shoulder and the ugly cavemanlike looks of the blond guy. What is he doing there looking at her like he wants to eat her… I mean literally not in a good, erotic way? ugh! Get him out of the picture and it wouldn't be that bad a cover…
He is a bit scary, isn't he, Janna. I noticed that myself.
If I had 10% of the boobage that chick has I would be happy.