Found one! 🙂
At least I can’t recall it being in any of the books by Sean Michael which I’ve read.
Curious?
I’ll give you a hint. It’s one of Jenre’s favourites too. Well, it is going by her strong reactions to the topic.
Give up?
The first time – and to be honest the only one that really stands out in my memory – I read about this act was in this book by Anne Cain.
My reaction?
“Well, I guess, he is a dog-shifter…”*shrugs* What can I say. Whatever works, right.
Kris + Books = Good. *Sometimes*. 
I'm sorry. It's disgusting! That's what I thought when I first read about it – but now I can't remember what was the book. Any ideas? What are some books that have felching in them?
Anyway, I always try to be open-minded, especially when talking of kinks, but this is just… disgusting. O_O I know, I know, it's not for someone, maybe even for many! But for me… nonono TMI. It makes me throw up in my mouth a little just thinking about it. Am I too missish? 😉
Ally Blue, The Happy Onion. I think Sutter's Cove had a scene as well. It wasn't emphasized in a big way, just sort of a few lines. Doesn't gross me out really but doesn't turn me on either. I guess whatever floats your boat. If you've already rimmed him just the next step in the process I suppose. LOL
Heard about that.
Need tea bagging next:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tea+bagging
and my edubacation keeps growing and growing…
What're you up to, two non-Sean Michael's now? 😉
Hmm. I don't really remember the scene from The Happy Onion nad I haven't read the Anne Cain, so…
He actually makes reference to the straw Chris. It's after he does …. brainstall …. the big guy, over the stool by the cash register. Obviously it stuck with me since I remember that level of detail. LOL
Whoa. Tam beat me to it, but, yes, The Happy Onion. I'm with Jitterbug on the issue, ha, ha!
However, before this post, I didn't know there was name for it! I continue to further my education with your blog, Kris. 🙂
I suspect I've blocked it out. *lalalalalalala*
Well crap (heh), I have The Happy Onion in my tbr pile and now I don't wanna read it.
So how many more firsts are there going to be about poo? 😛
Missish Sara: I take it you don't like it then? Just an impression I'm getting from your comment. 😉
Tam: I'm going to have to reread The Happy Onion because I can't recall that at all. How odd.
“If you've already rimmed him just the next step in the process I suppose.”
My thoughts exactly. LOL.
Katiebabs chook: Hun, tea bagging happens pretty often in m/m romance. Well, in my reading experience it does anyway. 🙂
Chris: “What're you up to, two non-Sean Michael's now? ;)”
I know. But I still think the title of 'God of Firsts' is safe somehow. LOL.
So are you going to reread The Happy Onion or what, Chris? Inquiring minds want to know.
Val: “However, before this post, I didn't know there was name for it!”
*g* My brother and I had a very interesting discussion yesterday about the names of things, Val, including one which started 'is felching when…' I don't think either of us have laughed so hard in ages… or grossed one another out. LOL.
Richelle: Errr, sorry?? Maybe Tam can let you know exactly what page it's on so you can skip it. 🙂
“So how many more firsts are there going to be about poo? :P”
I think I'm nearly at the end of this series for the moment. Have no fear, though, if I come across something else I'll post about it. *beams*
I guess it depends on how deep the felcher has to mine for his gold…and what kinds of rock he has to tunnel through to get at it. 😉
*is glad she swallowed her beer before reading KZ's comment*
Yeah, Kris, I'll get that right on my list… as soon as I finish all my TBRs… 😉
I've never read this in a romance or in erotica. Thank heavens I've not come across it in porn. This is probably one of the few things that really grosses me out – though it would be interesting to see if an author could actually change my mind about that. In the right writer's hands…maybe it could happen. But until then, just eeeewwww!
I first heard about it in Chuck Palahniuk's “Invisible Monsters”.
Ewwww. Just ewwwww. Loving the urban dictionary's definition – with a straw?!?! Out of a butthole? I repeat. Ewwww. Did I say ewwwww yet?
Don't say I never do anything for you guys. Happy Onion last 1/3 of page 54 and first 1/2 of page 55. When Thom suggests a straw the response is “Gross”. So it's less than a page of the whole book and has some humour to it so certainly don't let it put you off the book.
I would like to add to my previous comment by saying that it's not where it takes place that presents the “eeew” factor for me. It's the whole semen thing.
While I don't mind facial shots, body shots, or anything similar – once it's gone inside something (mouth, ass, whatever) I don't wanna see it come out again. It's a personal squick of mine.
I know – of all the strange and kinky things I'm perfectly ok with – this is the type of thing that makes me gag? Huh.
Once again…
NO.
Stop this nonsense. Let's talk about sexy things.
KZ: You're deliberately trying to make me throw up, aren't you.
Chris: You'd better get to it sooner since Tam looked it up special for you.
Anesthezea: “I know – of all the strange and kinky things I'm perfectly ok with – this is the type of thing that makes me gag? Huh.”
LOL. I think it's a perfectly understandable squick. It's like double dipping. Kind of. 😉
Lori, geez, you're so eloquent. LOL. And, yeah, the straw conjures up, err, interesting images, doesn't it.
Tam: Thanks, hun. I knew we could rely on you. 🙂
JenB: *salutes* Yes, ma'am.
I have a craving for cookies.
By the way, do you know that when you suck semen out of someone's ass, you're also sucking out intestinal mucus? And do you know the color of intestinal mucus that far down the line? BROWN. Do you know why it's brown?
Yeah.
Okay, cookies now, please. O_O
Jen.. omg Jen…
ew….
I need a cookie stat! And not chocolate!!
No chocolate, huh? You don't want a delicious brown cookie? LOL
A blonde please.
Seriously lost my choco craving now.
Yuck. No cookies for you, JenB. Not even a chocolate covered one. I was drinking coffee when I read your comment.
Nuff said.
Sorry. It won't happen again.
*bends over for a spanking*
Intestinal mucus. Hm, I hadn't factored that in. So felching trumps nose rimming?
Nose rimming?
O_O
Now you're just makin' shit up.
OMGWTFBBQ
Can this get any grosser? Or more gross?
Don't answer that. I already know the answer, just don't want to entertain the thought.
I agree that it is time for cookies. Lots and lots of blond cookies.
And good lordy lord – where do you find all these pictures?!
“Now you're just makin' shit up.”
JenB, I laughed out loud when I read that. My SO, who's never been much of a reader, uses that exact phrase whenever I pop off with some word or definition or bit of info that's unfamiliar to him. (And just between you and me, I sometimes do make shit up, just to fuck with him!)
I've only read it once, in Ally's The Happy Onion. I like a lot of kinky stuff but that grossed me out. Eww!!
BTW, I had no idea it was called felching. Ugly word for an ugly thing.
I'm heading back to my blog to look at some non-choco cookies now. I need me some pretties after this. 😀
Y'all never did say whether or not that onion was happy with a straw up its ass. Or was it the straw that made the onion happy? Or was it the straw that broke the onion's back?
(Oh, gawd, I need to go to bed now.)
Now all I can see is a guy whipping out a straw after a night of rough sex. Excuse me…my gag reflex has kicked in.
Seriously, Kris, I worry about you sometimes. lol
JenB: Spanking?? So, it's true. You are into kink. 😉
PS – Of course KZ makes shit up. She's a writer. Der.
KZ: You just made me think of that scene from Shrek about onions and layers… actually a troll and an arse my be quite appropriate int the context of this discussion.
Wren: Wuss!
“And good lordy lord – where do you find all these pictures?!”
It's just one of my many gifts. What can I say.
Lily: Ooooh, you have pretties?? *wanders off*
Bridget: “Seriously, Kris, I worry about you sometimes.”
I keep telling you all that I'm not the one that came up with these topics in the first place. I'm just sharing cos I'm really nice like that.
Hey Kris…
Another good one. I can't remember my first felching book – but I read of this sort of thing in m/f book before I got to the M/M stuff…
So by the time I got to felching it was really par for the course – I will read one scene and jump the rest –
I find I see it a bit more than a few years ago…
It's all the same things really….
****you can tell i'm a secret porn director ****
E.H>
“****you can tell i'm a secret porn director ****”
EH, I'm positive that you secretly are. On practically every topic you've been “yawn, been there, done that”. LOL. So, definitely you are a porn director in RL. Either that or a porn star. O_O You can totally tell me if you are. I won't breath a word. Pinky swear.
Not only was my brother a sanctimonious snit – but he was so willing to share his Penthouse, playboy and topshelves etc….
And more over I love a new experience….
****I should be a porn director if truth be told***
E.H>
“****I should be a porn director if truth be told***”
Go for it. I'll even do promos here for you. 🙂
Most of you have read The Englor affair too I think? It is in there too. And I just reread it, in paper.
But I had to look it up in the dictionary first.
Could your next post be about the best make up scene 2009 or something?
Something light and fluffy?
so wrong….. I repeat SO WRONG! Dis I say it loud enough?
tish
I am really happy to know that I've not read this in any books yet. Not sure what my reaction would be when I was immersed in the story. But reading it in this post just makes me go ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Felching and ATM (ass-to-mouth) are substantially different than rimming. Rimming is nice, clean outside skin. (If I'm doing it, it is clean!) The tongue is not usually long enough to get past the sphincter, just to poke at it.
Getting something out that has gone in and been in contact with lots and lots of different bacteria? With or without a straw? Ewww.
On the m/f side, I think it's hot if he goes down on her after sex or kisses her after he's eaten her. But ass work? no. not at all.
Ingrid, I can't recall it in that book at all and, as you've already seen this morning, I can do fluffy stuff too.
Tish, well, I didn't quite here you from here, but I take it you think that it's wrong. LOL.
Tracy, a lot of people seemed to have blanked it out so it's more than possible that you have actually read it. 🙂
Angelia: “Getting something out that has gone in and been in contact with lots and lots of different bacteria? With or without a straw? Ewww.”
Exactly. Blech. As to rimming – I've read a few stories that have made me go O_o. Particularly those where the guy has a go-go-gadget-extendo-tongue that is able to reach the prostate. *snort* As if.
Rimming is nice, clean outside skin. (If I'm doing it, it is clean!) The tongue is not usually long enough to get past the sphincter, just to poke at it.
I learn so much coming here!
Naturally, Orannia. I keep telling you all that this is a edjumactional blog.
I can't believe I missed this post. How did that happen?
I've read it in a Bobby Michael's book. There was no straw involved, the guy just fastened his lips around that butt hole and sucked it out like a hoover. THEN – and this is the really gross part – he transferred the arse-suckings into his lover's mouth so they could share the experience.
GAG!
It made me want to wash out my mouth with bleach.
LOL re: 'the arse-suckings', Jen. I'm so gonna use that phrase from now on. Heelarious.
But, hey, nothing says twu wuv like the transfer of bodily digestion and bacteria…
… and now I have a little throw up in my mouth…
OH MY GOD I think this might be MY favorite subject now too! I am mortified and fascinated all at the same time!!!
How have I made it to 33 without EVER hearing of this?!! And seriously???
“There was no straw involved, the guy just fastened his lips around that butt hole and sucked it out like a hoover. THEN – and this is the really gross part – he transferred the arse-suckings into his lover's mouth so they could share the experience.”
Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG to each his own and all that, but nooo! Just. NO! hahahahahahah
SpazP: “OH MY GOD I think this might be MY favorite subject now too!”
I think I should be worried, but I'm laughing too much to even attempt it. :DDD