I believe our relationship has always been a mutually beneficial one in which you provide the books and I read them. However, and I mean this with the utmost respect, you have recently become a severe disappointment to me.
Why? For not ensuring that the photographers who work on your book covers take better records of the models they use.
It is because of this fact alone that my minions (ie candidate for the coveted Minion of the Year award and her esteemed ally) have been unable to complete the following task:
You have completely failed in your duties for facilitating stalkage and I insist that a thorough investigation be undertaken by you in order for more desirable
cookie record keeping practices to be implemented.
You should also consider printing the names and contact details of models on the publication page in books for ease of reference and preparing a ‘to do’ list of tasks to be completed by photographers.
The former would include such items as the photographer actually fucking writing down the name of the model as well as making them take nekkid pictures of the pretties for future reference; for example, either (a) uploading the images to an anonymous pron site or (b) selling them to like-minded perves.
I look forward to receiving your response to my suggestions and, obviously, your humble apologies.
An awesome leader who acknowledges where the true blame lies,
Kris of Kris ‘n’ Good Books.