Category Archives: dear publisher

dear publisher

Posted on 28/01/2012 by Kris

Dear PublisherFuck you very much for screwing with the awesome posts I’ve got scheduled this week with your new brand of WTFery.While it is true that I myself have an amazing gift and deep appreciation for the exotically random, the … Continue reading →

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dear publisher

Posted on 22/05/2011 by Kris

Dear Douche You know I bloody well hate it when you change the design of a book cover mid series, but to do it a third time?! What the fuck is the matter with you?!Does no one in there understand the … Continue reading →

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dear publisher and/or author

Posted on 27/04/2011 by Kris

Dear Publisher/s and/or Author/s Two thumbs up for recently producing and creating m/m romances set in the Land of Oz.  That’s pretty awesome. What’s not so great is the whole use of American idioms and language in what is meant … Continue reading →

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dear publisher

Posted on 17/08/2010 by Kris

Dear Don’t-push-me-I-have-PMS Publisher, Further to my letter of 10 August, I write to reaffirm that one of the main reasons I purchase ebooks is for the purposes of my instant gratification. Therefore, this bullshit wasting of time trying to sort … Continue reading →

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dear publisher

Posted on 09/08/2010 by Kris

Dear You-Know-Who-You-Are Epublisher Please note that most PDF makers come with a handy little ‘reduce file size’ option. FUCKING USE IT! Sincerely, Kris of Kris ‘n’ Good Books

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dear publisher

Posted on 21/06/2010 by Kris

Dear God, would you get with the times already!? Print Publisher I’ve given it some thought and I’ve come to the conclusion that it would be in my best interests if you would implement an epublishing program at your company. … Continue reading →

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dear publisher

Posted on 13/06/2010 by Kris

Dear Wanker Did we or did we not have an agreement about changing the book covers mid series after my legal case exposed your discrimination against people with OCD? Well?! Then tell me what the fuck this crap is: And … Continue reading →

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dear publisher

Posted on 30/01/2010 by Kris

Dear Publisher I believe our relationship has always been a mutually beneficial one in which you provide the books and I read them. However, and I mean this with the utmost respect, you have recently become a severe disappointment to … Continue reading →

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dear publisher

Posted on 08/11/2009 by Kris

Dear Fucktard Publisher You suck big fat hairy donkey ballz. Why? Allow me to demonstrate… Aussie book cover previous release: Aussie book cover latest release: You fucking changed the book covers! There is a special place in Hell for publishers … Continue reading →

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