In one of the posts about my encounters with my baby brother, I was given the task of asking him certain questions.
Here’s how my first attempt went:
Me: *airily* Oh, that reminds me I’ve been meaning to ask you something…
Him: *immediately suspicious* Yeah??
Me: Well, it’s just something my friends and I were wondering…
Him: 
Me: Ok. What would it take for you to kis-…
Him: Fuck off.
Me: Are you sure there aren’t any circumstances that you-…
Him: Fuck. Off.
Me: But-…
Him: Kris, I answered the question before you even finished asking it. How could I be any more fucking clearer than that. Drop it.
He went home soon after.
#krisfail 😦
Kris + Books = Good. *Sometimes*. 
You should seriously consider something by Issac Hayes. It would be perfect.
@ Khris – Which should, frankly, terrify everyone who reads this. O_O
Found a theme song…
http://www.last.fm/music/Isaac+Hayes/_/Body+Language?autostart
Outfit and theme song in hand… Okay I am ready. Pulling up the books now, hooking the corset up and tieing it tight and zipping up the skirt. Oh must not forget the gloves – can not leave fingerprints behind. SMUTT08 is ready!
@ Khris – Resistance is futile.
SMUTT08: Nice tough with the gloves and for some unknown reason I now feel like a cigarette…
So I asked the BB about menage… Let's just say that I now know a whole lot more about his sexual experiences than I used to. O_O
I bet he was very pleased to be able to give you back some of the trauma you've inflicted on him, huh?
Probably. LOL. He also thinks it's hilarious and is perfectly happy to be a virtual brother. He did ask, however, that we call him Dr BB. I responded appropriately on our behalf. 🙂
Doctor Bubble Butt? 😉
@Chris..
I like a bubble butt – dont you pick on him too..
Did you not hear the evil queen say
I responded appropriately on our behalf. 🙂
Dear lord – I can just imagine that conversation..
E.H>
Chris: *snort* I'll tell him you said so.
EH: Evil queen?? I resemble that remark. 😉
Yup you do…
Leave Dr BB alone…
E.H>
Of course, you'll be needing to explain the full connotations of the term. 😀
EH: Okay. Whatever you say, EH. *crossing fingers behind back*
Chris: Butt, of course. 😉
Well… I see that my mission has failed. No answer to the question. What if we show him the picture… Wait, he won't answer us… but we have to call him Doctor BB… Baby Bullet! I could not resist!!!!!!!!!! Evil I know… but I couldn't, I was surfing in the wrong areas today! 0_0
Cecile, he did answer the question, but I thought I'd build up the anticipation and do a post about it. *g*
OH yay, SMUTT08 is happy again!!!! I did my job, I am so happy!!! Maybe it was the gloves… or the boots, lol!
LOL. Maybe. 😉
Hilarious!
Hannah, there's nothing not-fun about picking on my sibling. 🙂
Unless he starts firing back…
Hun, as a big sister, you should know that's when you retreat and regroup for the next battle. *g*