Dear Stalkee Author
I swear to fucking God that, if you don’t update your site like I’ve been telling you too politely suggesting you do, it won’t be pet rabbits in stew pots for you, but something even nastier; that is, the Mumma.
Never forget I know where you live.
Yours sincerely,
Your favourite stalker.
PS – Maybe if you stopped bloody tweeting for 1/2 hour you’d have time to actually prepare a post?!
Kris + Books = Good. *Sometimes*. 
Of course I'm evading. The twink in blue mesh will miss me so much he'll take a trip to Europe, surviving all dangers and resisting all those amazing boys until he finds me. And I don't want to make it too easy for him, just in case there will be no danger.
Commenting on your veri word announcement – still jealous I got perth? 😉
Kris, I think we need a Twitter free blog button. Or a Twitter free solidarity button. Something like that.
Heatwave in Perth?
Why it is a nice chilly winter wonderland near me. Want me to send snow?
Oh wait, I better not because those nasty kangaroos stole your package SCK!
Janna: “Twitter is a great place for shy personalities like yourself to outshine, Kris! *beams*”
Really?? Maybe I should seriously consider it then. You know, as a way to help me out of my shell.
Matthew: “Of course I'm evading. The twink in blue mesh will miss me so much he'll take a trip to Europe, surviving all dangers and resisting all those amazing boys until he finds me. And I don't want to make it too easy for him, just in case there will be no danger.”
That's it, hun. You play hard to get and make him chase you.
Chris: Jealous?? Plz. Not in the fucking slightest.
You should have seen some of the spam I've been getting. It's been entertaining to say the least.
You make the button, mate, and my blog will wear it. 🙂
Katiebabs chook: If you send snow it will give new meaning to the phrase 'a snowballs chance in hell'. LOL. Hmmm, maybe it will be a sign that I'll be actually getting the package you sent. 😉
I know exactly what the button should look like, but lack the graphics skills to carry it off. Woe. 😦
Hmm. I wonder if CJ's online… Ok, I have promised her Thai food and provided her with the raw graphics. We'll see if she can resist.
Yay! We have an anti-twitter button. We're so cool as is our graphics queen. *g*