I got tagged by Ms Moonlight and Janna to do The Gutter Girls’ ‘Build Your Own Book Boyfriend’ meme:
We all have our favourite book boyfriends and now you have the chance to create one just for yourself and your fantasies! How do you play? Fill out the quiz below, post a picture of sexy man and tag five (5) other book addicts to do the same. Don’t forget to pop to their blogs as let them know they have been tagged! Once tagged… you have do do the same, grab the button, answer the questions, and keep it rolling! But don’t forget the picture of the sexy man! It doesn’t have to match your fantasy man, just a little eye candy for the rest of us… heheheee!
So I started thinking about hair colour and style, eye colour and facial features, height and body type, visible age, bangability (ie kinky, bi, size), human or other, paranormal skills, interests, habitat, social skills, etc, etc…
I soon came to the conclusion that what I really want in a book boyfriend is someone who will not only keep me in the high number of books to which I’ve grown accustomed, but will leave me alone – when I want to, that is – to read them.
Oh, and he should look like this:
I don’t think that’s too much to ask, do you??
Kris + Books = Good. *Sometimes*. 
*keeps eyes on the action*
Watching now. We'll discuss sharing later.
*makes room on cough for Cecile*
*gulps down tequila and holds glass up for more*
*tilts head to right*
O_O
Holy shit. So that is possible…
My eyes are on the action
My mouth is gaping open a bit
Sharing.. talk.. later..
Hell forget glasses… here is your own bottle…
Tilts head to left… this is so f*cking possible… Helll yea…
I call dibs on the one over there.. and over there….
*takes a swig from bottle*
Dibs? I say we just let them at each other and keep watching…
*tilts head to right again*
Surely he can't swallow that…
Oh, yeah. He can…
Is it getting hot in here??
*fans self*
Takes swig from my own bottle
Okay, but I am not sure how long I can last just watching… Are you trying to teach me something here… cuz it ain't working…
Although, tilts head to the other left… Is that going to fit… ahhh.. there… yea…
And is he going to… the whole thing… but what about the gag…
ohhhhhhh 0_0
Hot… I thought you had the damn heater on…
Fan… Girl you better go get some ice blocks or something…
My goodness. It's been a busy day for Kris' book boyfriend already!
Busy you say….
Tilts head to the other right…
and Wowowow… is that… oh…
but i thought…. wow… boyfriend you are doing great hon…
*tilts head to the left* Yowzer. Make him sweat, boyfriend.
*keeps watching*
Care for a shot of tequila, Chris?? You might need to yourself a glass.
*looks at air con controller* Can this thing get lower than 16 degrees celc-… *glances back*
*chokes*
O. M. G.
*whispers* I thought that was an urban myth…
Well apparently honey… your boyfriend is kinda goodies wrapped up in one delicious package.. .and speaking of said package…
**tilts head to the other left**
It needs to get lower than 16 below… below what… hummm… his waist line.. haa!!!
Urban myth my a$$… ooooo myyyy
*high fives Cecile for below the waistline joke*
*chokes on tequila shot*
Yeah, hun, there's more lube. You just do what you gotta do…
*gulp*
*to Cecile* I don't s'pose you have a camera on you by any chance cos I'm not sure people will actually believe this…
I thought that was kinda funny myself, lmbo!!! And I haven't even had that much to drink yet, ha!
*Pats Kris on the back*
You okay hon, that was pretty funny…
A camera… can you say cell phone camera…
Ohhhh leans to the right…
Ohhhh wow…
Oh suga thats sweet right there…
Oh wow…
O_O
Cecile, did you get that shot of them doing…
Oh, wow. Get that one too…
Girls! *pants* Would you shut the hell up?! *pants* I'm right in the middle of something here…
UNGH!!!
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GAWD!
*whispers* Please tell my you got THAT!
H.O.L.Y. C.R.A.P.
Okay… I don't smoke and I need a cigarette……
Damn…… I got that allllllll
Let me just get my laptop so we can, err, review that straight away.
In slow motion perhaps.
I'll also get some washcloths for the boys so they can clean themselves up a bit. I don't think they'll be going anywhere for awhile.
Awww a big sedated puppy pile of sexy cookies… how cute! Kawaiiiiiiiiiii!!!!1
Verrra verrraa slow
Washclothes would be nice
Oh no.. no where for a long time… cuddle time now…
We will let them rest… for now…
And then… then… thenn….
Waggles eyebrows
You guys are hilarious. The images in my head are nasty. LOL Aural suggestive porn.
Word veri: comic – this whole thread LOL
Just providing the entertainment for the night honey!
Now back to our normal program….. oh yea more cookies…. and i might get to bake some this time!!!!
Cecile: And then… 😉
Miranda: They do look cute, don't they… not to mention sexy as fuck. *drools*
Tam: Pron comments brought to you by Cecile & Kris. So good you can almost taste the cookie smuttness. *g*
Okay, almost spit out my milk I was drinking with my cookies!!!
And then… we bake some more cookies Kris.. what did you think… I am not letting all this cookie deliciousness go to waste… nooppee not happening while I am here….
Oh… can't you smell the cookies rising!!!!! I sure can…….
“Oh… can't you smell the cookies rising!!!!! I sure can…….”
What, precum? Are the boys at it again are they?? 😉
*fans self furiously*
That photo….I can't think!!!
And I think you have your priorities exactly right *grin*
**looks up from the middle of the cookie batch… what**
I told you sooner or later I was getting in…. it is fun to eat the cookie batter… and if you have never eaten the cookie batter you need to go to rehab or something… because everyone eats the raw cookie batter…. lmbo….. And it is yummmy….
You and your crotch grabbing boy toy are MFEO (meant for each other. There is something sexy about a guy sans undies who likes to touch himself.
PS Don't think I didn't see your anti twitter campaign *looks at the top of Kris's blog*
and if you have never eaten the cookie batter you need to go to rehab or something… because everyone eats the raw cookie batter…. lmbo….. And it is yummmy….
*raises hand* Guilty!
Orannia: It's a terrific photo, right. Of course, the little home video that Cecile took is even better. 😉
“And I think you have your priorities exactly right *grin*”
Yep. *g*
Cecile: You are such a naughty girl. Must be why we get on so well. LOL.
KC: “You and your crotch grabbing boy toy are MFEO (meant for each other).”
I know, and, hell yes, it's sexy. 🙂
“Don't think I didn't see your anti twitter campaign”
Oh that. I'm not sure if it's prominent enough or not on the blog. What do you think, KC? *smiles sweetly*
Nice picture!
What can I say….. I luvz being naughty! **batting eyelashes**
I see Cecile is living up to her rep as a party girl 😀 *waves at Cecile* Hi hon!
And Kris, your boyfriend is really something!! He's droolishious!
Your anti Twitter button is way less adorable!
I think the cropped t-shirt is the best part. It show's he flirty and fun, without being too obvious that he's flaunting his 6-pack abs. No one want's a gloater. Now if only he needed two hands to cover his nether regions….that would make him even better.
Hey there Brynn. He's gorgeous, isn't he. The pics with his partner – in life and porn – are something else too: http://tiny.cc/Haqa5 😉
Cecile: And you're a champ at it, my sweet. LOL.
Janna: That he is. If you click on the image it will take you to the rest of that particular shoot. Be sure to have a towel handy. There will be more drool.
K-Khan, hi! “Now if only he needed two hands to cover his nether regions….that would make him even better.”
As long as it doesn't make him not too ouchy. LOL. Of course, if you go to the link of the pics with him and his partner you'd get a better idea. *waggles eyebrows*
The pic is actually advertising for the brand who produced that cropped t-shirt would you believe? It is a gay mens clothing line however so sexy, smutty and flirty are definitely appropriate. 😉
Sweet mother of God… You have just totally made my day, which I have to admit was a little boring until now. Yum!
Brynn, pretty, aren't they. *sigh*
“You have just totally made my day, which I have to admit was a little boring until now.”
Always happy to help make someone's day brighter with a little smutt. 😉
so when is our next… get “together” hon……… **sexy, cheesy smile**
Gee, I don't know. Do you think there is some sort of protocol for girls making gay pron or is it a kind of a go-with-the-flow thing??
I will be saying a special prayer for you and setting my dreamcatcher as well…
That boy is FINNNNEEEE..
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