the kris ‘n’ good books sextiom/mary: a is for…



The Kris ‘n’ Good Books Sextiom/mary:

An A-Z dictionary and guide for sexual and other interesting-type terms for readers of m/m romance and erotica.





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A is for….

Arsehole (Translation from Oz = Asshole).

M/M is about boys having sex with each other. Get used to it. It will help to think of it as clean, buffed and polished, smelling like a rosebud and tasting like strawberries.

Trust me on this.
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42 Responses to the kris ‘n’ good books sextiom/mary: a is for…

  1. Hmmm strawberries dipped in chocolate?

  2. Tam says:

    KB, I believe we usually try to stay away from the asshole/chocolate paradigm for obvious reasons.

    I agree, just accept that all is good down there and your life will be more pleasant.

  3. Val says:

    Translation from Oz, ha, ha! Looking like a rosebud helps as well. I agree with Tam, ” just accept that all is good down there.”

  4. I am glad you included that helpful hint. Because otherwise, I'd just have to close up the book and read cozy mysteries the rest of my life.

    Veri word: nonjuve
    Like, m/m sex must not include juveniles.

  5. Kris says:

    Katiebabs chook, how am I meant to handle such comments only on one sip of coffee?! Warn me next time. Ewww.

    Tam: “I believe we usually try to stay away from the asshole/chocolate paradigm for obvious reasons.”

    Word.

  6. Kris says:

    Val: I'm in translation from Oz mode at the moment so thought I'd continue. πŸ™‚

    “Looking like a rosebud helps as well.”

    Who thought of that description anyway? Let's face it, it looks nothing like a rosebud.

    Wren: Welcome! *beams*

  7. To be honest, I don't wanna think about how it looks or smells at all, not even rosebuds or strawberries. It's not meant to look or smell at πŸ˜‰ Let it just be odorless at least or I can't read another M/M book for the rest of my life! What a shame that would be, since I am disliking the M/F ones more and more, sigh.

    @Tam: LOL re the obvious reasons

  8. Jenre says:

    Damn. Here was I thinking that A was going to be for anal sex.

    Arseholes? Don't smell like roses or strawberries. Mostly I pretend that they do, but occasionally that common sense part of me likes to point out that I'm just kidding myself.

  9. wow you're mind is way in the gutter if you think chocolate covered strawberries are anything but.

    *blink blink*

  10. Ingrid says:

    You are right Jen as the N comes before the R. Don't they learn that in Oz??

  11. Kris says:

    Janna: Do you close your eyes when it comes to the sex parts then?? πŸ˜‰

    “What a shame that would be, since I am disliking the M/F ones more and more, sigh.”

    It happens, hon. A lot of those who've made the transition from m/f to m/m do it.

    Jen: I figured arsehole would cover the full gamut. πŸ˜‰

    “occasionally that common sense part of me likes to point out that I'm just kidding myself”

    There's that English sensibility. πŸ™‚ Thanks God that part of my DNA seems to have skipped me entirely. LOL.

  12. Kris says:

    Katiebabs chook: “wow you're mind is way in the gutter if you think chocolate covered strawberries are anything but.”

    Are anything but? Or are anything BUTT?

    Bwahahahahahahahaha! I kill me.

    Ingrid: It is true. First letters are about as alphabetical as we get in Oz. The rest is about priorities. For eg, B is for beer, D is for our Dickhead of a Prime Minister, K is for kicking the arse out of whatever country we happen to be going up in a sporting even at that time,etc, etc.

  13. Kris says:

    *wipes tear from eye*

    Iz so funny.

  14. K. Z. Snow says:

    “Let's face it, it looks nothing like a rosebud.”

    Uh…I take it you've conducted enough examinations to draw that conclusion? And don't try to tell us you were a proctologist in a previous life.

  15. It could look like a rosebud. If you squint.

  16. Kris says:

    KZ: “And don't try to tell us you were a proctologist in a previous life.”

    *how did she know that??* I am a researcher in RL. I know how to be thorough.

    Wren: “It could look like a rosebud. If you squint.”

    And squinting is something that I particularly want to do with an arsehole?! Geezus. Wept.

  17. Does that mean you do want to squint. Or don't. As in you don't want to be that close?

    word veri: blestr
    As in blestr the poor in eyesight, for they shall see rosebuds.

  18. Chris says:

    I can't use the rosebud analogy, or I'll sit and sneeze during the sex scenes. That would be a shame, 'twould.

  19. Kris says:

    Wren: “As in blestr the poor in eyesight, for they shall see rosebuds.”

    Oh, bloody hell. *sigh*

    Chris: “That would be a shame, 'twould.”

    But you gotta admit that it would be fucking funny. πŸ˜‰

  20. “Oh, bloody hell. *sigh*”

    Is it just me, or do you sigh a lot when I visit your blog?

  21. Kris says:

    It's just you.

  22. Kris says:

    *rolls eyes*

  23. rosebuds and tequila anyone? *holds up bottle*

  24. Kris says:

    KBC: Is that a new version of body shots that I really DON'T want to know about??

  25. Chris says:

    Eep. I don't think that's what felching's supposed to be like, KB….

  26. Kris says:

    And THANK YOU, Chris, for putting that image into my fertile mind.

  27. *snickers* See, this is what happens when I go away for a few days. I come back to lovely discussions about butts. I'm so proud. heh

  28. Chris says:

    Um, Bridget? Wasn't the discussion about butts before you left, too? πŸ˜‰

  29. Kris says:

    Bridget: “I'm so proud.”

    As you should be, although I think Chris might well have a good point about the fact that there always seems to be a discussion about butts here. LOL.

  30. “Do you close your eyes when it comes to the sex parts then?? ;)”

    Don't you?! O_o

  31. Tam says:

    Okay I have an image of a strategically placed shot glass. I could live with that? LOL I think.

    I believe that would be considered “same old same old” in San Fran Kris, so prepare yourself.

  32. Kris says:

    Janna: *snort* Smart arse. πŸ™‚

    Tam: O_O Ok. Why do I get the feeling that I'm gonna be shocked as hell?? LOL.

  33. *snicker* You mean smart ass?
    Don't mind being called that… as long as it's odorless. πŸ˜‰

  34. Kris says:

    Cheeky bint!

  35. You keep calling me names? I think you must really like me πŸ˜‰

  36. Kris says:

    I must REALLY like you then, Janna. πŸ˜‰

  37. Right, *g* smart ass πŸ™‚

  38. orannia says:

    *snort* Kind of like 'lie back and think of England' *grin*

  39. Kris says:

    Janna: *g*

    Orannia: Exactly like that. LOL.

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