Don’t ask me how this pic of me attempting to put on eye make-up became public, but there will be hell to pay when I find out who was responsible.
PS – I will be DIKing it from 15 – 17 March. Come visit. Pretty plz. I need people to make me look good…. I’ll give you cookies. Promise!
Eyeliner tattooing gone horrifically wrong?!
I kind of like it. If you're a shifter, or for Halloween. Granted maybe a bit over the top for the office. LOL I've always wanted to get those contact lenses that make your eyes look like that, but I have a phobia about contact lenses so I guess not.
Chris: Nope. That's me putting on mascara. I kid you not.
Tam: I think the tiger make up looks good too, but it also reminds me of some of my makeup disaster stories. Not pretty.
Is the contact lenses thing about you sticking a finger in your eye all the time?
Heh, that would be why, during those brief periods in which I've actually cared that my eyelashes are pale, I've gotten them dyed instead of using mascara. My freaky long eyelashes + mascara = unpleasant fake eyelash look.
Part of my problem is that I so rarely wear makeup that when I do go to put it on it's all old, clumpy and disgusting.
Hmmm. You'd think that would stop me from putting it on, but….
Sigh. I wear make-up everyday. I'm really getting tired of searching for the perfect mascara. The stuff I keep buying seems to be dried up and doesn't work very well. Maybe I should stop buying fancy new shit and just stick with the good old Cover Girl from my youth.
I wear foundation, blush and mascara every day (not weekends usually) and sometimes I'll go all out and put on eyeliner and eye shadow and lipstick. But the Cover Girl lipstick that doesn't come off is amazing. That stuff truly stays on for a while day. I hate the kind in a tube.
Oh and yeah and definitely the finger in the eye thing. You have to TOUCH your eyeball. Ewwwwwwwww.
Does that mean when we go out on the town in San Francisco, Tam, that you will do my makeup? Awesome.
Have added your DIK visit to my calendar..
Come visit. Pretty plz. I need people to make me look good
I thought you made us look good – are you losing your touch… or are you plotting…
EH: Plotting? Moi?? I'm crushed that you would think that I'd do such a thing to you all.
I'm so misunderstood. *poutmope*
I haven't put make up on in, um, ten years? Or so. My skin got too sensitive to handle makeup. Besides, I'm pretty sure I got it all out of my system in the 80s.
I'm not laughing. I swear.
I think someone needs to do a poll about who didn't have a perm in the 1980s. I'm pretty sure it was a prerequisite for surviving the entire decade. LOL.
That would be me Kris. Perms are not my thing.
I have contacts, hard ones. I can squick people out when I tick with my nails on them. You can hear it tick *g*
veri: queyst. Tams quest for the perfect mascara. I am a fan of lancome
Maybe I'll check it out Ingrid.
Ummm. Yeah, that was a lot of hair there Chris. Wow. I did have a perm in the early 80's. When you're hair is as straight as mine it's the only alternative. Sigh. But it wasn't as bushy as Chris'.
Oh and I can put make-up on myself, not sure about anyone else. LOL Wouldn't want them to mistake you for a drag queen down in the Castro. 🙂
Ingrid: You never had a perm in the 1980s? You must be one of the few. LOL.
And YUCK about the nails on contacts, Ingrid! That's gross.
Tam: I have buckets of hair so when I had my perm – spiral, of course – I looked like I had a triangle head.
“Wouldn't want them to mistake you for a drag queen down in the Castro. :-)”
Who says they won't anyway. 😉
Yeah, that was a crazy amount of hair. Well, I still have a crazy amount of hair, but without layers and “product”, it's much more contained. 🙂
Chris: “Well, I still have a crazy amount of hair…”
“… without layers and “product”, it's much more contained.”
I am a little late coming… but.. I do love the make up. Yea, I know for events and crap like that but.. but that is cool! I try to do effect makeup and it some how does not come out like I envisioned it, lol!
And the DIK huh… cookies… Agreeing with Chris.. thought you made us look good.. and you are promising cookies… CHRIS -> she is up to something… she is promising ahead of time!!
Cecile: “she is up to something… she is promising ahead of time”
I am NOT up to something! How you all have the impression that I am evil, I don't know. *poutmope*
How you all have the impression that I am evil
Who is this and what have you done with the Evil that we know and love…
word veri: Pringer
Stop saying I'm evil, dammit!
I'm fucking nice!!
I'm fucking nice!!
And yet again I ask – who is this….
I look forward to what you are plotting to get back at me…
Not sure what you have done with Kris… but we will offer double cookies if you bring her back…
Evil Kris is no more. She has left the building… blog… whatever!
LMFAO!!!!! Okay.. Good Kris what are your demands to bring back the old Kris????????
I'm not sure that Good Kris is actually good if she's done away with Evil Kris.
Cecile: I'm too good to cave in to bribery. Hmpf!
You sure…. I am pretty good with bribery… Hot, delicious, sweet, tasty…..
*ponders* Well, I s'pose you could send me your bribes first… just so I can check their quality and all…
okay, i was born… but not yesterday… you do not get to see the bribery first… we want our kris back first, lmbo!!!!!!!
Not until I see that you actually have the bribes. I wasn't born yesterday either.
You have until after I come back from my meeting to present them for inspection.
Otherwise… *makes slashing throat sign*
***oooohhhhhhh*** I iz shaking in my boots… lmbo!!!
Why does it seem that Good Kris and Evil Kris are getting a little blurred together here?
**sssshhh Chris, that is my secret*** I iz confusing her…. lol and it is working!
You think you're so smart, Cecile, but you're not… cos I know something that you don't know…
Ohhhh, I like it!
So do I… still looks like me after I've attempted to put on makeup though. LOL.
“cos I know something that you don't know…”
oh yea… and what is that… that Evil Kris is reallyyy Evil Naughty Kris!!!!
Nope. That's not it.
Ummmmmm hummmm sureeeeeee……
Ha! Who's confused now?!
Not meeeeeee… I am on to your little game my dear **did you not hear those whispering voices in your head… hee hee**
I am evil too you know…
although my evilness is much.. more… I can't give away everything..
cookies and milk time…
“**did you not hear those whispering voices in your head… hee hee**”
No wonder I tossed and turned all night! I need my beauty sleep, you know!