blatant bribery

Here’s a few cookies for the nice girls and boys:

Those others who think I’m evil CAN GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!


Plz to be coming and visiting me at DIK.


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39 Responses to blatant bribery

  1. Cecile says:

    Hummmmmm…. Cookies for the nice girls and boys… LOL!!!

    And the rest of us can go straight to hell… lmbo!!!!

    Honey, I am already there. You can not send me to where I reside, lmbo!!!

  2. Cecile says:

    Now I want some milk to go with my cookies!

  3. Sorry, Kris, no time to look for you godknowswhere, I'm too busy drooling over cookies… Talk about counterproductive!

  4. MsM says:

    I just love your cookies Kris…



    PS Hey girl, I've got a review on my blog for you to check out. Have you ever read “Soul Mates: Bound by Blood” by Jourdan Lane??

    I'm in Luuuuuuuuurrvvv… Great m/m love story.

  5. Love the cookies Kris.. the last one is definately a plot bunny if nothing else…

    Those others who think I'm evil CAN GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!


    Plz to be coming and visiting me at DIK.

    I even think Good Kris is evil – she did away with Evil Kris…

    Enjoy your coffe hon..


  6. Mandi says:

    You dare post nekkid men on your blog?


    Off to DIK

  7. *drool*
    Just give me a minute to ogle before I leave for hell or DIK 😉

  8. Chris says:

    Well, since I've already visited DIK, I can hang out and drool all I want. Excellent.

  9. Kris says:

    Cecile: “Now I want some milk to go with my cookies!”

    You can't have them! You are not a nice girl. Hey, you're the one who admitted that you live in hell, not me. *bats eyelashes*

    Matthew! Stop drooling for one second and tell me how are things with you? Are you still here or over yonder?

    MsM: Thanks. I bake them specially, you know.

    You've discovered Jourdan Lane? Cool. It's a good series. I'll have to go check out your review.

  10. Good Kris says:

    I am NOT evil, EH. *points at name* See that. It says GOOD.

  11. Kris says:

    Mandi: “You dare post nekkid men on your blog?”

    Shocking, I know. 😉

    *pats on head* Good girl for visiting DIK. I have extra cookies just for you. 🙂

    Janna: A minute, but no longer. And don't think that I'm not timing you.

    Chris: I'm kinda surprised by how much full clothed cookies are resulting in so much drool.

    Maybe I've come to the wrong blog…

  12. Cecile says:

    hey, at least i am the one being honest here…. **batting eyelashes**

    More milk please… my cookies are multiplying…

  13. Chris says:

    Not ALL of them are fully clothed. And that would be my favorite picture. *nom nom nom*

  14. Kris says:

    Cecile: “my cookies are multiplying…”


    Like Gremlins?!

    Chris: You perve. 🙂

  15. Chris says:

    Pot. Kettle.

  16. Cecile says:

    “Like Gremlins?!” Hell yea… these damn things POP up everywhere… you call them what you want though!!! ***insert evil laughter***

  17. Kris says:

    Chris: Point. Taken.

    Cecile: Hun, you're just rolling with the sexual innuendo today, aren't you. 😉 What the hell have you been reading? And, more to the point, where can I get a copy?

  18. Cecile says:

    LMAO…. I am actually reading my own work… lmbo!!!! I am full of them today… just stick around… I have more poking around me!! LMBO!

  19. Those dudes macking out nekkid can come over and play wif me any time.

  20. Sean Kennedy says:

    I like peanut butter cookies. Or afghans.

  21. Kris: I'm back in good ol' Europe. And it's SNOWING here. In March! No wonder I'm trying to ignore reality and drooling over cookies.

  22. Kris says:

    Cecile: Shameless! That's why I like you so much. 😉

    KC: Not sure if your hubby will like that. Just sayin'.

    Sean: Afghans? Have you turned into some weird cat person who watches soaps all the time??

    Oh wait…

    Matthew: Blech to snow. 😦 And, yes, no wonder you are distracting yourself with cookies. LOL.

    So are you settled, got a place to live and everything??

  23. Not yet. Life sucks right now. The only good thing is gonna happen on March 22.

  24. Kris says:

    You tease! What's happening on March 22nd??

  25. orannia says:

    Cookies – mmmmmmm! I'm so glad you think we've been good and have given us cookies! (((Kris))) More please *grin*

  26. Kris says:

    Orannia, now, now. Don't be greedy. One must digest cookies properly. 🙂

  27. Kris says:

    Matthew, you're going to be fame-arse!

    I remembered you saying that you wrote, but you never said anything about your story being accepted and all. You should have been bragging like crazy.

    Congratulations! That's very cool. *g*

    *adds Matthew's name to choose an author to pick on list*

  28. Uh-oh. *looks around frantically for emergency exit*

  29. Kris says:


  30. Suit porn! Oh thank you, that was great fro my lunch break 🙂

  31. Kris says:

    Aleksandr, welcome! Has it given you plot bunnies for a lunch-time office liaison? 🙂

  32. Run Alek – Run..

    Thou knoweth not what thou has opened here…

    It starts with her charm….

    RUN… I say


  33. Cecile says:

    oh nooooooooo… run!

    well depends on how you like your… ummm… **cough** suit porn…

    just know that if you look back… you are toast!

  34. Kris says:

    Ignore them, Aleksandr. *shoves EH and Cecile out the door* They have no idea what they're talking about.

    Now about that story…

  35. Sean Kennedy says:

    Matthew, congratulations! You've been very quiet about it, but I look forward to reading it! And here I was thinking you were raving about the date because it was my birthday 😉

    Kris, it's all your fault.

  36. Kris says:

    The hell it's my fault, Sean! Take responsibility for your own actions, soap junkie!

  37. Matthew says:

    I had no idea, Sean! Yeah, that's all Kris' fault, she's keeping you for herself!

  38. Kris says:

    Stop ganging up on me! *poutmope*

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