blatant bribery


Here’s a few cookies for the nice girls and boys:





Those others who think I’m evil CAN GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!

*ahem*

Plz to be coming and visiting me at DIK.

‘Anks.
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39 Responses to blatant bribery

  1. Unknown's avatar Cecile says:

    Hummmmmm…. Cookies for the nice girls and boys… LOL!!!

    And the rest of us can go straight to hell… lmbo!!!!

    Honey, I am already there. You can not send me to where I reside, lmbo!!!

  2. Unknown's avatar Cecile says:

    Now I want some milk to go with my cookies!

  3. Sorry, Kris, no time to look for you godknowswhere, I'm too busy drooling over cookies… Talk about counterproductive!

  4. Unknown's avatar MsM says:

    I just love your cookies Kris…

    :o)

    MsM

    PS Hey girl, I've got a review on my blog for you to check out. Have you ever read “Soul Mates: Bound by Blood” by Jourdan Lane??

    I'm in Luuuuuuuuurrvvv… Great m/m love story.

  5. Love the cookies Kris.. the last one is definately a plot bunny if nothing else…

    Those others who think I'm evil CAN GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!

    *ahem*

    Plz to be coming and visiting me at DIK.

    I even think Good Kris is evil – she did away with Evil Kris…

    Enjoy your coffe hon..

    E.H>

  6. Unknown's avatar Mandi says:

    You dare post nekkid men on your blog?

    ;)*AHEM*

    Off to DIK

  7. *drool*
    Just give me a minute to ogle before I leave for hell or DIK 😉

  8. Unknown's avatar Chris says:

    Well, since I've already visited DIK, I can hang out and drool all I want. Excellent.

  9. Unknown's avatar Kris says:

    Cecile: “Now I want some milk to go with my cookies!”

    You can't have them! You are not a nice girl. Hey, you're the one who admitted that you live in hell, not me. *bats eyelashes*

    Matthew! Stop drooling for one second and tell me how are things with you? Are you still here or over yonder?

    MsM: Thanks. I bake them specially, you know.

    You've discovered Jourdan Lane? Cool. It's a good series. I'll have to go check out your review.

  10. Unknown's avatar Good Kris says:

    I am NOT evil, EH. *points at name* See that. It says GOOD.

  11. Unknown's avatar Kris says:

    Mandi: “You dare post nekkid men on your blog?”

    Shocking, I know. 😉

    *pats on head* Good girl for visiting DIK. I have extra cookies just for you. 🙂

    Janna: A minute, but no longer. And don't think that I'm not timing you.

    Chris: I'm kinda surprised by how much full clothed cookies are resulting in so much drool.

    Maybe I've come to the wrong blog…

  12. Unknown's avatar Cecile says:

    hey, at least i am the one being honest here…. **batting eyelashes**

    More milk please… my cookies are multiplying…

  13. Unknown's avatar Chris says:

    Not ALL of them are fully clothed. And that would be my favorite picture. *nom nom nom*

  14. Unknown's avatar Kris says:

    Cecile: “my cookies are multiplying…”

    O_O

    Like Gremlins?!

    Chris: You perve. 🙂

  15. Unknown's avatar Chris says:

    Pot. Kettle.

  16. Unknown's avatar Cecile says:

    “Like Gremlins?!” Hell yea… these damn things POP up everywhere… you call them what you want though!!! ***insert evil laughter***

  17. Unknown's avatar Kris says:

    Chris: Point. Taken.

    Cecile: Hun, you're just rolling with the sexual innuendo today, aren't you. 😉 What the hell have you been reading? And, more to the point, where can I get a copy?

  18. Unknown's avatar Cecile says:

    LMAO…. I am actually reading my own work… lmbo!!!! I am full of them today… just stick around… I have more poking around me!! LMBO!

  19. Those dudes macking out nekkid can come over and play wif me any time.

  20. Unknown's avatar Sean Kennedy says:

    I like peanut butter cookies. Or afghans.

  21. Kris: I'm back in good ol' Europe. And it's SNOWING here. In March! No wonder I'm trying to ignore reality and drooling over cookies.

  22. Unknown's avatar Kris says:

    Cecile: Shameless! That's why I like you so much. 😉

    KC: Not sure if your hubby will like that. Just sayin'.

    Sean: Afghans? Have you turned into some weird cat person who watches soaps all the time??

    Oh wait…

    Matthew: Blech to snow. 😦 And, yes, no wonder you are distracting yourself with cookies. LOL.

    So are you settled, got a place to live and everything??

  23. Not yet. Life sucks right now. The only good thing is gonna happen on March 22.

  24. Unknown's avatar Kris says:

    You tease! What's happening on March 22nd??

  25. Unknown's avatar orannia says:

    Cookies – mmmmmmm! I'm so glad you think we've been good and have given us cookies! (((Kris))) More please *grin*

  26. Unknown's avatar Kris says:

    Orannia, now, now. Don't be greedy. One must digest cookies properly. 🙂

  27. Unknown's avatar Kris says:

    Matthew, you're going to be fame-arse!

    I remembered you saying that you wrote, but you never said anything about your story being accepted and all. You should have been bragging like crazy.

    Congratulations! That's very cool. *g*

    *adds Matthew's name to choose an author to pick on list*

  28. Uh-oh. *looks around frantically for emergency exit*

  29. Unknown's avatar Kris says:

    *Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!*

  30. Suit porn! Oh thank you, that was great fro my lunch break 🙂

  31. Unknown's avatar Kris says:

    Aleksandr, welcome! Has it given you plot bunnies for a lunch-time office liaison? 🙂

  32. Run Alek – Run..

    Thou knoweth not what thou has opened here…

    It starts with her charm….

    RUN… I say

    E.H>

  33. Unknown's avatar Cecile says:

    oh nooooooooo… run!

    well depends on how you like your… ummm… **cough** suit porn…

    just know that if you look back… you are toast!

  34. Unknown's avatar Kris says:

    Ignore them, Aleksandr. *shoves EH and Cecile out the door* They have no idea what they're talking about.

    Now about that story…

  35. Unknown's avatar Sean Kennedy says:

    Matthew, congratulations! You've been very quiet about it, but I look forward to reading it! And here I was thinking you were raving about the date because it was my birthday 😉

    Kris, it's all your fault.

  36. Unknown's avatar Kris says:

    The hell it's my fault, Sean! Take responsibility for your own actions, soap junkie!

  37. Unknown's avatar Matthew says:

    I had no idea, Sean! Yeah, that's all Kris' fault, she's keeping you for herself!

  38. Unknown's avatar Kris says:

    Stop ganging up on me! *poutmope*

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