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49 Responses to random funny

  1. Cecile says:

    Can not stop lmbo… hummm.. have to go check into my R2D2 gadget.. lmbo

  2. Cecile says:

    Oh and Happy Monday!!! Hee he!

  3. Tracy says:

    lol! Um, turn the cinnamon rolls on your head counterclockwise and hope 3 times?

  4. Sweet! Did you know I have a not-so-secret obsession with storm troopers?

  5. Kris says:

    Chris: My sound exactly.

    Claire, hey! The mind boggles, doesn't it. *g*

    Cecile: A Happy Monday to you too. 🙂 It's my Tuesday now. Gawd. So much to do…

    You will be checking the functions on your own personal R2D2 now?? O_O

  6. Kris says:

    Tracy: You sure it's counter clockwise? I thought it was the other way around. 😉

    Miranda: I didn't know that. So you must be a fan of that storm troopers on holiday site? That is fucking hilarious.

  7. Tracy says:

    omg I said hope instead of hop (yes, I need to proofread!

    YES! You're right – my bad…it's clockwise. Or wait, maybe we're both right and it's one bun clockwise and one counter-clockwise. Yes, that's it, I'm sure of it.

    Is the vibrator on yet?

  8. Kris says:

    Not sure. I think Cecile stole it. At least, I'm pretty sure it was her. I heard a bang and someone mutter something about conducting their own research.

  9. Cecile says:

    Hey… it is all in the name of research I swear.. that and the dungeon boy… I am up to my… cough cough.. in research!!

  10. Kris says:

    Sorry? What was that, Cecile??

    I couldn't quite hear you over all that screaming going on.

  11. Cecile says:

    Hee hee…Pain and Pleasure go hand in hand you know… *evil smirk on my face and a paddle mark oh his a$$*

    Now where did I put that….

  12. Kris says:

    You're hard core smutty.


    Do you think R2D2 is a boy or a girl android??

  13. Cecile says:

    oh honey, you aint see nutin yet… **evil laughter filter through the background.. yea he is laughing… YOU WILL BE PUNISHED FOR LAUGING (giggles)**
    Okay where was i… oh yea…

    Is R2D2 a girl or boy… well does that matter now….

  14. Kris says:

    How can you be a proper dom if you keep on giggling all the time??

    Good point about R2D2. Maybe it's a multifunction unit anyways.

  15. Cecile says:

    Might be the three glasses of wine I have had.. they make me giggle… and besides.. who said being a dom has to be all straight face.. come on… just look at me… you can not resist this face.. and not smile!! lol…

  16. Kris says:

    Only 3? Light weight!

    Is this you?? http://tiny.cc/7ztgy

  17. Cecile says:

    Yes, but I did not say how big those glasses were… let's just say they are not for the faint at heart!

    And how did you find ONE of my pictures and one with my straw!

  18. Kris says:

    My family's wine glasses are fondly described as 'the buckets'. That says it all really. LOL.

    The Google Fu is strong with me. That is how I found your pic.

    I figured this was you too. http://tiny.cc/46192

  19. Cecile says:

    damn you are good…. man, i will have to be careful who i let take pictures, lmbo!!!

    **cracks paddle over something… **

  20. Kris says:

    *nods, nods*

    It is true. I am Teh Awesome… especially at finding smutty pictures. 😀

  21. Cecile says:

    I see that.. damnn… but I must admit I look kinda good in the first one.. the second one was ony hellva rough night, lmbo….

  22. Kris says:

    How come blogger is only telling me there are only 10 comments?? Stoopid blogger!

    OMG! First my computer, then the microwave explodes and now this.




    PS – Cecile, I did think you looked a little worse for wear in that 2nd pic (ie trampy), but didn't want to say anything…

  23. Cecile says:

    Well hell, the second picture was in dungeon number 3 that night… it was me and a few men… and we played for quiet some time………

  24. Chris says:

    The microwave exploded?! What the hell did you have in that microwave??

  25. Kris says:

    Cecile: That does not justify mixing a bra and a corset. That's just tacky.

    Chris: My morning coffee. 😦 Needless to say that I'm a little grumpy… as opposed to my usual sweetness and light self.

  26. Cecile says:

    would it help if i said that i was dressed that way… always being the dom is no fun… tacky is what they wanted….

    but it was one hellva a night, hee heeeeeeeee

  27. Chris says:

    *sends caffeinated thoughts to Kris*

    I had a fasting blood test this morning, so I had to spend 1.5 hours at work without benefit of food or caffeine. I informed my boss that he should just stay away until I got back because I would be snarly at best…

  28. Cecile says:

    Awwwww Chris, I know exactly what you mean.. Nice warning him!!!

  29. Kris says:

    Cecile: Yeah, yeah. Whatever you say… and stop bragging. It's disgusting. Definitely the result of filthiness. 😉

    Chris: That doesn't work in my case since my boss hasn't had her quota either.

    Just between you and me, she can be a B-I-T-C-H if she has caffeine withdrawal.

  30. Cecile says:

    Okay okay… fine…. walks away with a smirk on her face… that is not what you said last night… ha!

  31. Kris says:

    You promised that you wouldn't say anything about last night!



    You hussy!

  32. Cecile says:

    you know you love me……

    **come here suga…. you know you like it when i call you that**

    and you know what they say about dirtiness… clean it up!!!!

    hummm……. makes me think….

  33. Kris says:

    Stop telling everyone about us! You can't be trusted when you are tipsy. *poutmope*

  34. orannia says:


    I think the buns are quite apt considering it's Easter and hot x buns are everywhere :0

  35. Cecile says:

    okay okay… sssshhhhhhsssssssing… not saying another word…

    **batting eyelashes**

  36. Tam says:

    Wow, I missed the Cecile and Kris hour. 🙂

    R2D2 is a boy. I can just tell.

    Cinnamon buns. Mmmm. I'm starving.

  37. Cecile says:

    it was quiet fun Tam… hee hee!!!

    And are you sure about R2D2?? Hummm…

  38. perv.

    No comment on the glowing, long lightsavers used to poke people?

  39. Kris says:

    Cecile: Don't bat your eyelashes at me! It won;t make up for the secret spillage. Hmpf!

    Tam: And you didn't see our trash talk offline. LOL.

    Katiebabs chook: Me a perve? I'm not the one who brought up the big sticks. Nuff said.

  40. *note to self* don't read all the comments on Kris' blog, too time consuming.

    Had a good laugh though with the Sean stalker post and this buzzing pic post, and not in the least with the comments 🙂
    Only one post to go to be up-to-date again 😉

  41. Kris says:

    Janna: I wouldn't read them myself if I didn't have to. That Cecile is smutty.

  42. Cecile says:

    **Hands on hips** Hey wait now… Yea, I acknowledge that I am Smutty.. but cut me some slack here… you are just as smutty as me… if not more so…

  43. Kris says:

    What the hell do you mean 'if not more so'?! That's the biggest fib I've read all year!

  44. Cecile says:

    yea but i bet it gave you the giggles…. and you know you want to know how much smut can the smut queen have…. you know you wanna find out……

  45. Cecile says:

    yea welll……

    **bats eyelashes**

    but you still want some…

    **smiles wickedly**

    ((hope all is well today))

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