thing that make you go O_o (nsfw)



My OCD tendency is well known by now so when I was ‘introduced’ to the boys above, who are partners in life and pron, it will come as no surprise that I got a little obsessed curious.

My Google Fu took me to many places including a review, which naturally I am unable to find now, of the couple’s first appearance for Falcon Studios in 2007.

Swear to God. Never have I come across the description ‘shaved arsehole’ so many times in one paragraph in my life!

I mean, geezus, I can be pretty smutty and everything, but this was even O_o for me!

Plus, who the hell would let a razor anywhere near their arse?!

Just the thought of it…

*shudders*

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45 Responses to thing that make you go O_o (nsfw)

  1. Tam says:

    Hmm. Razor or wax? Razor or wax? It's a toss up.

    I haven't been as obsessed as some obviously but I did read their article in Beautiful Mag but I'm, uh, unfamiliar with their body of work. This may require research. Is shaving superior in appearance to wax? 😀

  2. Aliens says:

    I think wax would be better…

    Unfortunately they are not a couple anymore. 😦

  3. Chris says:

    Aliens: WHAT?! Waah…

  4. Chris says:

    Dang, confirmed – April 21 or so.

  5. Tam says:

    Well crap. That sucks.

  6. Just imagine if Nair was used instead.

    heh.

  7. Tracy says:

    Too bad they aren't together any longer cuz they make a damned fine lookin couple if I do say so myself.

  8. Eyre says:

    They broke up? How sad!

    I think folks should definitely wax that area. No sharp objects there!

    Did you know that some porn stars have their arseholes bleached?

  9. jitterbug says:

    Great. I've passed the last 30 minutes feeling bad because two previously married porn stars have split up. Man, do I need to get a life *shakes head*.

    Re: hairy arseholes (because that's what we are talking about, but everybody is too refined to say it clearly), both razors and wax scare the bejeezuz out of me, but still, even if more painful, wax is the way to go. If you really want to go there. And now I'll better shut up.

    (yep, I'm a little grouchy 😉

  10. Ingrid says:

    Me thinks you are thinking too much Kris.

    Too bad they are split up now

  11. Aliens says:

    Sorry Chris. 😦

    Jitterbug I'm happy to see that I'm not the only one who felt sad for a couple that I don't even know. So I guess I should get a life too. 😉

  12. Kris says:

    Now I'm depressed that they aren't a couple any more too. They looked so happy together. Bummer.

  13. Kris says:

    Tam: “This may require research. Is shaving superior in appearance to wax?”

    Oh, dear God. I think I've created a monster.

    Aliens: *sigh* I guess I should get a life too since I'm also upset for a couple I don't even know.

    Chris: Waaah indeed. 😦

  14. I laughed out loud because of the (nsfw) addition in your post title. Had to see this, because since when is the rest of your blog safe for work?! *g*

    Wax and sad, definitely.

  15. Kris says:

    Katiebabs chook: At least Nair would only sting/tingle for a little while.

    Tracy: “Too bad they aren't together any longer cuz they make a damned fine lookin couple if I do say so myself.”

    Hell yes they do. Some of the pics from that shoot I linked to are awesome.

    Eyre: “Did you know that some porn stars have their arseholes bleached?”

    O_o No. Fucking. Way.

  16. They are some delicious cookies- shaved arse or not!

    :o)

    MsM

  17. For all the waxing, bleaching and shaving around the tush area, as well as inside. How do they not have a rash or any in-gown hairs? They all have butt smooth as a baby's tush.

    What's their secret?

  18. Kris says:

    Sara: But just thinking about the possibility of stubborn hair and residual wax makes me orifice clench at the thought of waxing.

    Ingrid: “Me thinks you are thinking too much Kris.”

    Turning off my brain is not an option. Unfortunately.

    Janna: “I laughed out loud because of the (nsfw) addition in your post title. Had to see this, because since when is the rest of your blog safe for work?! *g*”

    Good point, but apparently I need to warn people when it's really really bad. 😀

  19. Kris says:

    MsM: Word. We'll just look, enjoy and forget about those nasty details.

    Katiebabs chook: “What's their secret?”

    Absolutely no fucking idea. Maybe they have sold their soul to demons…

    O_O

    Wouldn't that be a cool story?! A pron studio run by demons. The possibilities are endless!

  20. *jots down idea*

    OMG I now have material for my 3k story at Waves!! WOOT

  21. Eyre says:

    Check out this anal bleaching video. Someone actually says, “If she wants to make her chocolate spider vanilla, then who am I to judge?”

    Here's an article from Marie Claire.

  22. Kris says:

    Katiebabs chook: *g*

    Eyre: “”If she wants to make her chocolate spider vanilla, then who am I to judge?””

    OMFG. And then I read that article and discovered 'hymenoplasty'.

    Geezus. Just when I thought people couldn't get any weirder.

  23. Tam says:

    I've never had ingrown hairs from waxing and if you do it regularly the hair stops growning back eventually. Or it becomes very fine. Not that I've waxed THERE, but generally speaking.

    I've heard of the bleaching and I think it's fairly popular in Brazil where the hispanic roots sometimes leads to darker …. ummm, private areas? Those of us who come from nothern climes and are white as the driven snow usually have less of an issue.

  24. Kris says:

    I'm one big ingrown hair follicle. 😦 Stupid Eastern European DNA!

    I even get ingrown eyelashes. Eyelashes!

    The thought of what could happen if I waxed down there is enough to give me bloody nightmares for the rest of my life.

  25. Lea says:

    Oh Sweet Jesus… o_O

    I worked in a hospital Emergency Department for a few years and trust me folks find unique ways to use objects for there. And, if said area wasn't shaved when they came in it certainly was by the time they left…

    *shaking head*

    Off to read some pron now.. 😉

  26. Kris says:

    Lea: Ick! I recall Richelle saying something similar about her experiences working in an ER. My mind boggles.

    And now I need a brain bleach.

    “Off to read some pron now.. ;)”

    Naturally. *snort*

  27. Chris…when I think about some of the men in my life, I think waxing should be mandatory…however, shaving scares me. Esp. in that area where a nick would be just…ow. 😦

    PS. I read a m/m yesterday and LOVED it. FERISHIA was talking about it on Twitter and the excerpt she put out was so scorching I had to get it. It's Grey's Awakening by Cameron Dane. So good! 🙂 You've converted me, you evil perv. Heh…you know I luvz ya. 🙂

  28. And it's Kris…but I'm crazy tired and extremely PMSy and I can't spell worth crap today. So…I suck. And I love ellipses. heh

  29. Kris says:

    Bridget: “Esp. in that area where a nick would be just…ow. :(“

    Eep!

    “I read a m/m yesterday and LOVED it.”

    *sniffles* You're all growed up and stuffs. And, hun, it takes one perve to know one. 😉

  30. K. Z. Snow says:

    Falcon Studios has been around for a while, no? I think it came up in a book I recently read that dealt with the gay porn industry.

    Uh…cat tongue? (Imagine those hairballs!)

    “finedin” ~ Word Veri must think my idea came close to “fine dining” but didn't quite hit the mark. Heh.

  31. ElaineG says:

    Ouch…wax?, bleach?, razors? on skin that has literally never seen the light of day? OMG, I am clenching at the thought….and NOT in a good way lol! I barely shave my legs, and my hubs has to inquire politely (when he knows it's not within 10 days of old aunt flo comin, cause I'd rip his head off!) if I am thinking about shaving them “ever again”….and I manage to cut the crap outta myself every. single. time. so, no razors or bleach or wax is gonna be appearing in my future…BUT, if I didn't like a hairy guy? he'd be in for a heap of “fun”…but the poor man is the hairiest Native American you'd ever meet, and it'd take days!

  32. Cecile says:

    I will leave it all alone to say that I love his socks!!!! LOL!

    Hope you have been well my dear friend! Hugs to you!

  33. Kris says:

    KZ: Gross. Just gross.

    Elaine: “OMG, I am clenching at the thought….and NOT in a good way lol!”

    Tell me about it. One of my so-called friends just emailed me with the details of how to shave an arsehole. I seriously hate her now.

    Cecile: Backatchya, hun, and, yes, his 'socks' are nommy. 🙂

  34. Kris says:

    STOP EMAILING ME!

  35. K. Z. Snow says:

    “KZ: Gross. Just gross.”

    Why? Cats do it all the time! (“Gross.” Uh-huh. Thus spake Zaragrosstra.)

  36. Kris says:

    KZ: I know cats do it all the time. Believe me. I have two boy kittens. Nuff said.

    “Uh-huh. Thus spake Zaragrosstra.”

    You talking about yourself again? 😛

  37. orannia says:

    OK, I'm going to throw the cat among the pigeons and suggest laser hair removal…

  38. Kris says:

    Orannia: The voice of reason. 🙂

  39. JenB says:

    Oh, now I need to email Kris about my attempt at laser hair removal. This email will contain the word “Brazilian.”

    *maniacal laughter*

    (I just had to look up “maniacal” in the dictionary. It looks weird.)

  40. Kris says:

    DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE, JEN!

  41. JenB says:

    The next time you're mean to me, you're so getting that email.

  42. Kris says:

    Jen: What's that pot?? I can't quite read you.

  43. Sarah says:

    Shaven haven. O-o

    I swear porn couples hook up and break up faster than greased lightning. My current obsession, Samuel Colt is he with Chris Porter or not???? omnomnom. (seriously, it's winter here, I have nothing better to do. NOTHING!!)

  44. Kris says:

    Sarah: “Shaven haven.”

    *snort*

    “Seriously, it's winter here, I have nothing better to do. NOTHING!!”

    Who the hell are you trying to kid, Sarah?? You do this in Summer too. 😛

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