1. the setting ~ a building earmarked for demolition
2. some background to one of the main protags ~ one is sucked in to doing a favour for a friend
3. another character/s ~ a lavender-haired matron in a twin set and pearls, who is constantly pinching butts
4. a conflict ~ one has a panic attack whenever he sees red M&Ms
5. an object/phrase to be mentioned in the story somewhere ~ a split trouser seam revealling a pink, lace g-string
Curious to see what Mia was able to do with these story prompts??
Well, here it is:
Pinch Me, I’m Yours by Mia Watts
All I’ll say is that you may never look at red M&Ms the same way again. 😉
Kris + Books = Good. *Sometimes*. 
Am I the only one who's getting overlapping words? The first page is great, but some of the words are scrunched together and on top of each other so I'll hang on and see if Kris can sort that out before I read the rest.
*smiles sweetly*
Hey Kris? This wasn't the finished product with the but pinching. This was the one that I had to “tweak” when there were missing elements…
butt. not but
Oh Mia, that was awesome. Is it sad that I have goals to BE that little old lady some day *snort*..OR maybe with all the m/m I read right now, I am her already sans the blue hair?..'cept I would be throwing peanut m&m's
LOL! That would pelt a little harder. 😉
I'm hoping Kris puts up the other one. My system has been doing weird things to documents and poor Kris had to deal with some complications because of it. The corrected one I sent her, I think, is better. 😉 Plus there was butt pinching…
Thank you!!
I was just going to ask where the butt pinching was. heehee
I love it Mia!
Oh my – how lovely! LOL I was waiting for him to break out in hives from the red food dye!
Oh bravo! That was great! But of course now I want to read the “finished” product with the butt pinching!
Great job Mia!
Mia: I was wondering about the butt pinching!! Kris should wake up in a few hours… 🙂
Brilliant Mia. Very sweet story. I've never heard that about red M&Ms. LOL
No scrunching or overlapping for me. It looked great.
Looks fine here.
Great job Mia 🙂
*i do want the updates*
Sorry all something do-hickey happened to the doc that Mia sent me.
Butt pinching will be with you asap!
I'll add my congrats on a good story… will be reading the revised version as well. Thanks to Mia and Kris 🙂
Sorry! The link to the story is temporarily down.
I'm doing my best to get it fixed, but there is a monster storm in Mia's town in the US which means she might be having probs getting in internet contact etc.
The revised edition is up!
I recommend downloading it if you can because the doc may be a little weird looking on the screen. 🙂
Thank you!!! So glad the general consensus is good. 🙂 LOL.
I'm having crazy things happening to my docs. There may be a virus involved but the storm definitely didn't help.
Kris, you are a gem! Thank you for the challenge.
OMG!! WV: heiniact
Heiny act… perfect for this story.
I've read it now! Great stuff, Mia :).
Mia: “OMG!! WV: heiniact
Heiny act… perfect for this story.”
LMAO! That's classic.
It's a terrific story, Mia, so people better be liking it or else.
Plus how can you not love a pervey granny. It is a glimpse into all of our futures. 😉
Thanks heaps again for doing the challenge, Mia. You rock!
That was fabulous! Thanks so much! You had me at “You need glasses and mistook my dick for a sippy cup?”!!!!!!!!!
Thankyou for that! Loved it!
The granny really was a scary glimpse of the future – what was the Jenny Joseph poem about wearing purple?
Juni: “When I grow old I will wear purple.”
It's my Mumma's favourite. 🙂
Glad you all are getting a kick out of Mia's story as much as I did. *g*
Mia – that was fantastic! Thank you SO much!
You're all soooo welcome. 🙂
Yes, we'll be pervy grannies. No twinsets here though. Maybe I'll be the one in the thong–scary visual there, sorry. I'm TOTALLY pinching cute asses! And maybe carrying around M&Ms in my handbag for those surprise occasions when I need to express myself with chocolate confetti.
“I have new dentures!”
*fling*
“I unstuck my thong!”
*fling*
But will it be a pink thong, Mia? ;P