maybe it’s me (again), but…



Blurb~

A cat’s life isn’t always leisurely…especially if you’re a talking one.

“Gunner” Dahlquist makes a living piloting his freelanced ship, The Rockside Hopper. A cynical, but optimistic veteran of Beast War III, Gunner brought one good thing away from the wars – his roommate Max.

Max just so happens to be a talking cat.

Together, Gunner and Max pick an odd set of allies in their quest to find the truth to Max‘s creation. First, there’s the veterinary student who’s a martial arts expert and may be falling in love with Gunner. Then the Bioengineered Eastern Orthodox mystic who claims to be Max’s sister. Next is a coarse and sullen failed shape shifter experiment. Last is the infant “cereborg” who’s trillions of times more intelligent than humans…but is she a friend to Gunner and company, or is her very existence a threat to the human race?

WARNING: Vulgar language, m/m and m/f sexuality, and violence.



And how the heck am I meant to resist a character who is a talking cat??

Plus, it has a warning about vulgar language.

You may not have noticed this, but I’m all about being vulgar.

Please tell me someone has read this already.

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24 Responses to maybe it’s me (again), but…

  1. Chris says:

    Um, no, I hadn't even heard about it before. You'll have to boldly go for us, Kris, and report back.

  2. Go for it Kris! I'm sure the author must be your evil twin or something.

  3. OH I just saw this one over at EH's bloggy place. I didn't know it was m/m.

    Maybe if someone really cool *subtly looks at Kris* could, I dunno, do a tasting on this book.

    Think about it…

  4. Tam says:

    Meh. I only like it when the cat has a point of view but has a POV anyway. 😛

  5. Emilie says:

    Sounds fascinating. I just check a few publishers regularly. You must search far more widely to find books like this. 🙂

  6. Kris says:

    Chris: But a talking cat! We should read it together and do a Khris review. That could be awesomesauce.

    Miranda: “I'm sure the author must be your evil twin or something”

    Why does everyone insist that I have an evil twin?? Someone could get a complex about that you know.

  7. Kris says:

    Chris: EH and I must have been hive-minding it yesterday. Or we just have a thing for the interestingly absurd. 🙂

    KC: Granted I'm focused on the vulgar part, but it says m/m in the warning so I'm crossing my fingers.

    *Maybe if someone really cool *subtly looks at Kris* could, I dunno, do a tasting on this book.*

    Why are you looking at me like that??

    It's squicking me out.

  8. Chris says:

    Hmm. Since my reviews are one to two sentences…

  9. Kris says:

    Tam: “I only like it when the cat has a point of view but has a POV anyway. :-P”

    *snicker* You're naughty.

    Emilie: “You must search far more widely to find books like this.”

    I think you will find that it is more like a mix of boredom and toy poodle flu leading me to be easily distracted by links and weirdness. LOL.

  10. Kris says:

    Chris: “Since my reviews are one to two sentences…”

    I know! Hence the appeal. 🙂

  11. Lea says:

    I'm giggling at the synopsis for this one. Um what does a talking cat have to do with m/m and m/f sex?

    And, they are trying to find out why he talks? Is the cat vulgar?

    You need to read the book to answer all my questions Kris.. lol

    I must read the excerpt at EH's.

    Veri Word: chibe *shrugs*

  12. Lea says:

    No way on this book, I was just at EH's and there are cat fetuses! 😦

    Not my sort of read but I wish you luck Kris..

    veri word: ankies What I got when I read about the cat fetuses…

  13. Kris says:

    Lea: “I was just at EH's and there are cat fetuses! :-(“

    Eek. I'm going to be skipping that part and hope to God that it wasn't the vulgar bit because otherwise it will be really disappointing. 😦

  14. Cecile says:

    Okay everyone kinda summed it up for me… I have not read this book either.. but there is brave soul… then it is you twit girl!! (yeah, you know I am done with you yet… not by a long shot)

    And besides I only brave where no one goes… in other areas of life, lmbo!!!

  15. Kris says:

    Cecile: “And besides I only brave where no one goes… in other areas of life, lmbo!!!”

    I have a list about you, chick. It includes things like tequila shots and fuck me boots… 😉

  16. orannia says:

    Ah, nope. Not heard of it. That is the…weirdest plot I've ever heard though 🙂

    I have a list about you, chick. It includes things like tequila shots and fuck me boots… 😉

    I'm intrigued by the latter…

  17. Mandi says:

    What is up with the language warnings?? I just received a request that said “no adult language” yet it was a m/f/m erotic. If you are going to write the hot sex, give me the dirty language please. 🙂

  18. Cecile says:

    Damnit, I am not sure how these list are circulating… lol…
    But I love good Tequila and of course I would not be the same without my fuck me boots!! And a couple of other things!!!

    How can a book, an erotic book, have no adult language?

  19. Juniper says:

    “Cecile – How can a book, an erotic book, have no adult language?”

    Perhaps they use those fantastic euphemisms we know & love(!) – 'hot tunnel', 'entering heaven's gate', 'doing the hokey pokey'?

  20. Cecile says:

    Juniper…. I am dying laugh already!! I never would have thought of that… That is a good one! =)

    Ahhh yes, the wonderful word of “her haven, his happy stick”… lol… OMG…

  21. Tam says:

    My post made no freaking sense. I wasn't drunk either.

    I meant I want the cat to BE a cat but have a POV. I don't want it to be a talking cat.

  22. Kris says:

    Orannia: “That is the…weirdest plot I've ever heard though :)”

    Why do you think I want to read it. 🙂

    Mandi: “If you are going to write the hot sex, give me the dirty language please. :)”

    Word. No adult language, my arse. Also, I just got a vision of an erotic book written in baby talk. It was… disturbing.

  23. Kris says:

    Cecile & Juni: Maybe even a little 'tune in Tokyo' and 'playing the tunnel of love'…

    Tam: You're a serious disappointment about the lack of drunken posts thing.

    “I don't want it to be a talking cat.”

    And why not?? It could be fun making your owners think they are completely nuts and stuff.

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