f%$k it friday

Dear Universe



You suck.

Hoping you implode, Kris.

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32 Responses to f%$k it friday

  1. what did they do now – or better yet, What did you do to them…


  2. Sorry. Wrong text box.

  3. Cecile says:

    **wields shield in front of her chest…** Kris hon…. Wanna go for some cookies and milk????

  4. Ingrid says:

    Thank G*d it is not friday yet here!

    What is it this time honey?? Is the colour coordination from your book shelves a mess??

  5. Tam says:

    Yikes. Umm. Mojo.

    I'm just so tired. I'm tired of driving, tired of dragging my suitcase to hotel rooms and tired of spending money I shouldn't be. Sigh.

  6. Kris says:

    Chris, why does the universe hate me so? It's so mean to me. 😦

    EH: I DID NOTHING! I was having a relatively okay week and then Thursday happened. I think all days beginning with 'T' should be banned.

  7. Ingrid says:

    Move to NL and speak Dutch. no day will start with a 'T'


    Why do I not believe this…

    ****la la la la la***

  9. Mumma J says:

    That's what three long meetings will do to you, Sweetie!!! AND because I know you don't suffer fools well, I think it is time they moved out of your sphere…

    I feel a boozey lunch coming up!!!!!

  10. Kris says:


    Where did she go??

    Miranda: Are you messing with me?

    You are, aren't you.


  11. Kris says:

    Cecile: *sniffles* plz to be bring me cookies.

    Ingrid: “What is it this time honey?? Is the colour coordination from your book shelves a mess??”


  12. Kris says:

    Tam: Is the end in sight? When do you head home?

    Ingrid: Thank you for the invitation, but I'm still not talking to you.

  13. Kris says:

    EH: I'm not talking to you either.

    Mumma: I hate people so much. Why can't they leave me alone? 😦

    “I feel a boozey lunch coming up!!!!!”

    Hell yes!

  14. Lea says:

    Man, I'm out of the loop AGAIN.. I don't get it.. What the hell is wrong with Friday Kris?

    I fucking love Friday!

    I know I should continue lurking and be done with it. O_O

    veri word: amilie (I think there was a movie by that name)

  15. Cecile says:

    **Cecile takes Kris' hand and brings her to a mountain of cookies ~ in all sort of delicious positions**

    Kris honey… FV is hiding cuz she is scare of you when you get like this??

    Mumma J is right… boozey lunch would be great!

    Come on honey… I will make sure they all leave you alone…

  16. Kris says:

    Lea: Venting allows you to purge the shit of the week out of your system so you can enjoy the weekend.


    Cecile: *sniffles* Make them stop picking on me, Cecile…

  17. Lea says:

    Oh, interesting theory!

    Are you purged? I hope so.

  18. Kris says:

    Lea: *mutteriwillbeafterdrowningmysorrowsataboozylunchmutter*

  19. Cecile says:

    Hear Hear…. This is Cecile speaking… It is a matter of urgency I speak to you…

    **Strikes Moses Staff look a like to ground**

    STOP PICKING ON HER… She has had a really bad day…

    Now come Kris, let's go have that boozey lunch!

  20. Lea says:


    Hey, if you want to see a picture of a gigantic ass on the back of a bus you can visit my blog for a minute and vent at the butt.. o_O

    veriword: prokeyem – I think this is part of what you just said..

  21. Kris says:

    Cecile: Thank you! You are my favourite minion of the month! *smooches & snuggles*

    Lea: “veriword: prokeyem – I think this is part of what you just said..”

    Quite possibly. LOL. *off to look at a bus butt*

  22. Oh, dear. *hugs*

    I say flip the universe the ol' birdy. It probably won't know what to do with it, but it's the thought that counts. 🙂

  23. Kris says:

    Bridget: I've been doing that for nearly 36 years. I beginning to loose faith in the exercise. 😛

    JenB: Are deliberately trying to remind me how old I am by making me sign into the over 18 years old thing?! You know how I feel about that!

  24. orannia says:

    *races off to the cookie jar to find Kris the perfect cookie…because everyone needs a cookie when they have the sad*

    *races back*

    *big hugs*

    *races off to cookie jar*

  25. Kaetrin says:

    I recommend chocolate.

  26. Kris says:

    Orannia: Awww. You are so good to me. *ships off to check email*

    Kaetrin: One word. Diet. It's like the Universe is conspiring against me or something.

  27. Mumma J says:

    Mmmmmmmm… lunch…. bottle of red… one gigantic whinge………. Is my Sissy feeling any better?

    I am!!!

    Veri: diesses assessing the way we allow people to die??????

  28. JenB says:

    The internet thinks you look young, dear. It's a compliment. *pets*

  29. Kris says:

    Mumma: It was good to vent. Thank you. *smooches & snuggles*

    JenB: Nice try.

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