Dear Don’t-push-me-I-have-PMS Publisher,
Further to my letter of 10 August, I write to reaffirm that one of the main reasons I purchase ebooks is for the purposes of my instant gratification.
Therefore, this bullshit wasting of time trying to sort out the formatting PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF.
You stupid arseholes,
Kris of Kris ‘n’ Good Books