dear publisher



Dear Don’t-push-me-I-have-PMS Publisher,

Further to my letter of 10 August, I write to reaffirm that one of the main reasons I purchase ebooks is for the purposes of my instant gratification.

Therefore, this bullshit wasting of time trying to sort out the formatting PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF.

You stupid arseholes,

Kris of Kris ‘n’ Good Books

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19 Responses to dear publisher

  1. Cecile says:

    **smacks forehead**

    Did you not learn anything publishing peeps… Don't piss her off…. We are the ones that have to deal with her when you piss her off… From now on… We are releasing her to you and we will sit back and watch you run screaming…. IN FEAR OF YOUR LIVES!!

    We merely make her giggle (and love hugs,kisses and cookies)… We know how to cheer her up…

    You on the other hand… are idgits! Complete Idgits… Learn!

    Hugs hon….

  2. Tam says:

    Yeah, what Cecile said.

  3. Chris says:

    Oh oh… 😦

  4. PMS is no bueno! Ahhh, I know how you feel. I have primary dysmenorrhea. Bad. And PMDD.

    Hang in there!

  5. Kris says:

    Cecile: So there, fucktard publishers!

    Thank you, luv. I appreciate your support.

    Tam: And yours too, you slacker.

  6. Kris says:

    Chris: Why do they piss me off so? You think there's a common thread or something??

    VC: I have huge gynie probs including dysmenorrhea. It's a bitch being a girl…

    AND IT'S NOT FUCKING HELPED WHEN YOU CAN'T CURL UP WITH A HEATING PAD AND A BOOK BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET THE GODDAMNED FORMATTING TO WORK!

    *ahem*

  7. Chris says:

    Sweetie, do you need technical assistance? Feel free to email me if you do…

  8. Yeah!!! Take that mo fos!!!

  9. Kris says:

    Chris: *sniffles* Thank you, Chris. I might have to take you up on that.

    Anilu: *shakes fist at 'em*

  10. Chris says:

    We're both awake right now…. It'd be a good time. 🙂

  11. Kris says:

    Chris: It would be if I wasn't working on something before I had out to a job for the day. Stoopid work. *poutmope*

  12. Kris says:

    Eyre: *sobs* I need cookies. Prettie plz.

  13. Kaetrin says:

    stupid publishers, stupid formatting and DRM – I know it's a hopeless dream but it would be nice if everyone would settle on a universal format (preferable one that works on my reader, like epub…) so that we don't have to muck about when we just want to read.

    Feel better Kris – Have some cake. that always helps me!

  14. Kris says:

    Kaetrin: ” I know it's a hopeless dream but it would be nice if everyone would settle on a universal format (preferable one that works on my reader, like epub…) so that we don't have to muck about when we just want to read.”

    Amen, and thanks for the wishes. I feel like I need every one of them at the moment.

    Woe is me.

  15. Ingrid says:

    O dear, I feel sorry for you Kris 😦

  16. Kris says:

    Ingrid: Thanks luv. I think it is nearly nearly time for me to go offline and invest in some heavy duty p/killers.

  17. orannia says:

    I don't understand the whole formatting thing. Why do we need all these different formats anyway? Yes there are all these different eBook Readers, but just produce the eBooks in ALL formats. Then life would be easier 🙂

    *hugs*

    PS Publishers – sort out the geographical restrictions please!

  18. Kris says:

    Orannia: “… but just produce the eBooks in ALL formats. Then life would be easier :)”

    Indeed it would. The stupidheads.

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