random funny: the shifter edition


Blame KZ and Wren for this interruption of the m/m graphic novel and yaoi appreciation series:


They should know by now not to encourage me.
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49 Responses to random funny: the shifter edition

  1. LOL
    OK…what about werewolf sperm during a full moon??

    :o)

    MsM

  2. Chris says:

    Oh, good question, MsM!

  3. Anonymous says:

    Hey! Where's the sheep sperm!

    -King Mho Fho

  4. K. Z. Snow says:

    ***STANDING OVATION*** (Let's just steer clear of ovulation, though.)

  5. *dies from laughter over the hippo sperm*

  6. I can't help but notice that I'm getting blamed repeatedly for things here, things that are beyond my control.

    I am pretty sure that I had nothing to do with snake and kitteh sperm shifters.

    I think KZ is totally responsible for the shifter sperm issues. I was more into the biting sperm/egg scenario.

    veriword: hooker

  7. ElaineG says:

    But my life is so much more FUN when we encourage you! Besides, my husband doesn't GET IT, and you ALL not only get it, you love it! *does happy dance with virtual friends*…..so happy I found you all, my life is so much less boring πŸ˜‰

    One question though: What about zombie sperm? do they have sperm? or is it dead and falling apart? (See I could NOT ask this question out loud at my house I would get the eye-roll mutter-under-breath huff-a-curse-look. Who says men dont roll their eyes, cause mine so does, mostly at me though)

  8. Ooooo…..Night of the living sperm!

  9. Eyre says:

    LMBO!!!

    I see Kris is still trying to blame others for her sperm obsession.

    Veri word = eudigag: pronounced eww dee gag, which is French for “Eww! The gag,” which is what all this talk of wigglies makes some people do.

  10. K. Z. Snow says:

    I think KZ is totally responsible for the shifter sperm issues.

    Hey! I only ask questions and raise issues in the name of science — a noble endeavor. (And, as proof, Word Veri has never called me a hooker!)

  11. Kris says:

    MsM (& Chris): All PNR readers know that you can't have sex with a werewolf during a full moon. It's because their sperm is too vicious.

    King Mho Fho: Are there sheep shifters?? Why didn't you say so earlier?!

    KZ: Don't tempt me!

  12. Kris says:

    KB: This is why you rarely see hippo shifters. They're embarrassed by their sperm and therefore tend to remain abstinent.

    Miranda: Not my fault.

    Wren: “I think KZ is totally responsible for the shifter sperm issues. I was more into the biting sperm/egg scenario.”

    Sure you were. Perhaps peeps shouldn't go back and read yesterday's post then.

  13. Kris says:

    EH: REALLY not my fault.

    Elaine: I just hope your hubby doesn't ban you from my site. LOL.

    “One question though: What about zombie sperm? do they have sperm? or is it dead and falling apart?”

    O.O Well damn. *fingers start twitching for pen*

    Eyre: It really REALLY isn't my fault. You should not encourage me.

    “Veri word = eudigag: pronounced eww dee gag, which is French for “Eww! The gag,” which is what all this talk of wigglies makes some people do.”

    *snort*

  14. Tracy says:

    lol Very clever. I want to see dragon shifter sperm now. No? Aw come on!

  15. K. Z. Snow says:

    All PNR readers know that you can't have sex with a werewolf during a full moon. It's because their sperm is too vicious.

    See, now I heard just the opposite — that it loses all motility because it's mesmerized by the full moon. So it just sort of sluggishly bobs around, dazed.

  16. Jason says:

    wait…male seahorses get pregnant and carry their young. The female shoot their eggs into the male. So…um…do seahorse shifters have to bite you to change you into one? and what happens when they give birth to little tiny seahorses? WHAT HAPPENS???

  17. Kris says:

    Tracy: No!

    KZ: Their sperm goes all sleepy? C'mon. That doesn't really gel with the fact that werewolves themselves go on rampages during a full moon now does it.

    Jase: Geez. Calm Down. Seahorses are one the the few 'pure' shifter races so no biting involved you have to be born.

    Also, you know how there is always some truth behind every myth?? One word for you – mpreg. It's all because of seahorse shifters.

    True story.

  18. Jason says:

    whew…thanks for being the voice of reason, Kris…

  19. Aw the poor horny blue ball hippos. 😦

    So, what does dolphin or walrus shift changer sperm look like?

    This could be a whole new series of firsts for you! I can see a coffee table book in your future!

    And Mho Fho's sperm puts all these others to shame.

  20. Kris says:

    Jase: *pats* You're welcome. You can rely on me to answer all your shifter procreation questions.

    Katiebabs chook: I have to say that it seriously bothers me that you know what King Mho Fho's sperm looks like.

  21. Tam says:

    Honey, HERE. Really, it's for your own good. πŸ˜›

    Although I must admit I liked the kitty shifter.

  22. K. Z. Snow says:

    Not sleepy, MESMERIZED. But I could be confusing my critters. This might be how zombie sperm react when the maker of the zombie summons him.

    BTW, do werewolf sperm howl? Or would they choke?

    Word veri: “nobil” — See, Wren? Told ya!

  23. Kris says:

    Tam: I think the Mumma is already thinking about staging an intervention. LOL.

    KZ: Must. Not. Succumb. To. Zombie. Idea.

  24. I want to see Wizard sperm. From what I hear they don't swim, instead they apparate to the egg.

  25. Tracy says:

    OH come on – live on the edge! Pretty please with sugar on top?

  26. Kris says:

    Stephani: *dies*

    Tracy: No!

  27. JenB says:

    I don't even know. Really.

  28. Dragon shifter and wizard sperm could be the basis of a new project, Kris. Then do zombies and ghosts.

    If a seahorse shifter shifts to his human side, will he still get/be preggers?

    KZ, you're just jealous.

  29. Kaetrin says:

    *snort* πŸ˜€

  30. ElaineG says:

    I think Zombie Sperm wander around aimlessly….waiting for the egg to walk alone through a dark tunnel, after it has been warned repeatedly to not go out alone…….Is it bad that I made myself snort cause I thought that was so funny?

    veri word: cowabs….would that be cow abs? as in beef ribs?

  31. K. Z. Snow says:

    KZ: Must. Not. Succumb. To. Zombie. Idea.”

    Yeah, right. Just be sure to give them sunken cheeks–if you can find their cheeks–and big, staring eyes with ashen circles. Patches of peeling tissue wouldn't hurt either. You have to get some hint of rot in there, since you don't (yet) have a smell-o-blog.

  32. Kris says:

    JenB: You need to know this kind of important stuff, Jen, if you're gonna edit PNR.

    Wren: Stop enabling me!

    “If a seahorse shifter shifts to his human side, will he still get/be preggers?”

    Hello! Mpreg??

    Kaetrin: Most succinct.

    Elaine: “Is it bad that I made myself snort cause I thought that was so funny?”

    Nope. I often think I'm hilarious. πŸ˜›

    KZ: O_o You really do think that I'm good with a pencil don't you.

  33. Kris says:

    KZ: Well, you were the one to call me talented so…

  34. nichem says:

    Damn, I was sure when I came here this afternoon you'd have a new post up with pics of zombie sperm. *taps foot impatiently*

    My veri word is antralls… which sounds like entrails… which reminds me of zombies– see, even blogger is waiting for zombie sperm!

  35. Kris says:

    Well, both you and blogger can wait Richelle cos I'm officially done… now…

  36. orannia says:

    I need to drink more…

  37. Kris says:

    Orannia: Are you suggesting I was drunk when I did this?

  38. Chris says:

    Speaking of male seahorse shapeshifters: “Taza, a sea horse, sole male offspring of the Coushrin king and heir to the throne, really doesn't like his life. For one thing, two crazy female sea horses are vying to impregnate him and become the next queen of the Coushrin dynasty because sea horses mate for life. He doesn't want to be just a breeder while his wife rules the seas. But if being the prey and intended brood-stallion of two insane females isn't bad enough, Taza's also being chased by a human who's determined to attain immortality by eating him. Stir fried, easy on the garlic.

    What does he do? Flees to the a vampire bar on the surfaceworld, where he meets Astika, a Hindu Naga god. Astika's been dispatched on a fool's errand, because his advice to his uncle and grandfather's harems is causing mayhem in the kingdom. He wasn't supposed to meet a sea horse prince, save his life, and end up mated in the process. But that's exactly what happens.

    Because when Astika saves his life from the human who might just be crazier than the sea horses chasing him, Taza does the only smart thing and pledges himself to the Naga. For life. Since they're stuck with each other, Astika eventually decides he might as well see what it's like with a sea horse. Together, out of the wildest circumstances imaginable, the two lovers find and build Absolute Perfection.”

  39. Kris says:

    Chris: I saw that yesterday at ARe and almost died. LOL.

  40. Eyre says:

    Is that a Del Fantasma book, Chris? You know I'm going to have to read it. I just hope it's better than the dolphin-shifter menage that I tried to read a while back. *shakes head*

  41. Chris says:

    LOL – strangely, Eyre, it is NOT a Del Fantasma book. Apparently it's at ARe already.

  42. Kris says:

    I lied. It's not at ARe yet. I need more coffee… and bread. I so need bread.

    Eyre, is that the one where the human guy gets fucked by the shifter in it's dolphin form? That was… icky…

  43. Eyre says:

    Kris, it was this book. It was one of my few DNF books. I just couldn't get into it. I can't remember if there was sex while in dolphin form, though. It's been a long time since I tried to read it. I looked up my review, and I saw the scene that just sent me over. The human and one of the shifters are having a conversation. The other shifter wakes up horny and says,

    β€œThanks. Stay where you are if you don’t mind me just having a wank in you. You and George keep talking.”

    If you really want to read the whole scene, my review is here.

  44. There is a dolphinality romance? O.o

  45. Kris says:

    Eyre: It's the same one. Prob'ly a good idea that you stopped when you did. Beastiality… 😦

  46. orannia says:

    Are you suggesting I was drunk when I did this?

    Would I do that?

    Male seahorse shifters. OK…that's going TO far!

    *races off to read Eyre's review on the dolphin shifter book*

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