dear minions (& maybe a little nsfw)


Dear Minions

In anticipation of your celebration of the greatness which is the day of my birth, I humbly acknowledge your dedication to the glory that is me with a cookie…


No, no.

There’s no need to thank me.


Your leader in awesomesauceness,

Kris.
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43 Responses to dear minions (& maybe a little nsfw)

  1. Chris says:

    Happy birthday to YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!

  2. K. Z. Snow says:

    OMG — lips, stubble, wetness, ecstasy! You are indeed awesome. Happy birthday (which, I guess, is happening to you today but will be happening in the civilized world tomorrow — right?)

  3. I want to lick off their scruff like ice cream on a cone.

  4. It's your birthday? Well, who knew?

    Happy Birthday to you.

    Here's something to enjoy with your birthday beverage of choice.

  5. Emilie says:

    Happy birthday, Kris! Hope you have a great one. šŸ™‚

  6. nichem says:

    Happy birthday to you
    Happy birthday to you
    Happy birthday amazingly awesome Kris
    Happy birthday to you!

    Hope your day is fantabulous!

  7. I bet you that water taste super awesome good off his stubble… oh yes it does!

    Happy Birthday!

  8. Tam says:

    Mmmm. Pretty. Wren's gives go present too. šŸ™‚

  9. Sandy Jay says:

    Happy Birthday, Kris!

  10. Lily says:

    Happy Birthday, Kris!!!

    I hope you are having a fabulous day. Thanks for sharing that super sexy pressie with us. šŸ™‚

  11. Jenre says:

    Happy Birthday, Kris!

    Hope you have a fabulous day :).

  12. Tracy says:

    Oh yes, look at that…it's already Sept. 30 where you are! Well happy, happy, happy birthday to you Kris!

    And yes, you are fucking awesome!

  13. Kris says:

    Chris: *squishies*

    KZ: I am so awesome my birthday will be celebrated over two days.

    Katiebabs chook: Me too.

    Wren: I know. Totally came out of the blue, didn't it. šŸ˜›

    And yummy cookie vid, Wren! Thank you!

  14. Happy Birthday hon…

    Are you all grown up now….

    šŸ™‚

  15. Kris says:

    Emilie: Thanks, sweet. šŸ™‚

    Richelle! You spoilt me rotten. *GRIN* Cookies with cake and cream AND bookies. Thank you so much!

    (((BIG FAT SQUISHY HUGS)))

    Miranda: Wet cookie scruff. Nom. šŸ˜€

    Tam: No b'day is complete without cookies. *g*

  16. Happy Birthday!!!! Thanks for sharing your cookies, too. I shall stare in awe at them all day. For they are most yummy.

  17. Kris says:

    Thanks Sandy luv! šŸ™‚

    Lily: Ta sweet and, yep, I'm all about being generous. šŸ˜‰

    Jenre: I LOVE my pressie, Jen! My fave Clare London all signed and stuff. Iz awesome! *g*

  18. Kris says:

    Tracy: “And yes, you are fucking awesome!”

    I know. šŸ˜‰ *squishies*

    EH: Cheers, hun.

    “Are you all grown up now….”

    Erm….

    Stephani: Thanks! These cookies are particularly delicious, aren't they. Oh, to be a fly on the wall…

  19. Lilli says:

    Happy Birthday, Kris! :))) Have a wonderful day!

  20. Ingrid says:

    Happy Birthday Kris šŸ™‚ Enjoy today

  21. Rose says:

    Happy birthday Kris! May this year bring you lots of opportunities for good memories!

  22. Kris says:

    Lilli: That's the plan, and thanks!

    Ingrid: (((HUGS)))

    Rose: Awww, thank you, Rose. That's really lovely. šŸ™‚

  23. Kaetrin says:

    Happy Birthday Kris! In the words of Spongebob – hope you have the best day ever!

    And thank you for the cookie!

  24. Eyre says:

    Happy birthday!

    *bows down to the Queen of the Effing Universe, the Princess of Practically Everything, She Who Has the Awesomest of Sauciness . . .*

  25. Anonymous says:

    Happy B'day to one of the coolest person it has been my priviledge to know.
    And to your mumma… good job raising such a beautiful and kind soul.
    How boring would our lives be without Kris n good books?
    *kisses*
    Suzi.

  26. Oh yay – Happy Birthday!!! *throws confetti* I hope it's wonderful šŸ™‚

  27. Mariana says:

    Happy Birthday!!! Wishing you health, wealth, love, happiness and cookies šŸ™‚ All the best, always!

  28. Kris says:

    Kaetrin: Spongebob b'day wishes! My day is made! šŸ˜€ Remind me to show you the pic I have of Patrick with a stripper's pole…. yeah.

    Eyre: I accept your genuflecting as is my due. You may give me cookies… now…

    *taps foot*

    Suzi, luv! You made me sniffle. Thank you. (((BIG FAT SQUISHY HUGS)))

    Patti: Yay! šŸ˜€

  29. Kris says:

    Mariana: Thanks, sweet. I really appreciate your wishes. šŸ™‚

  30. Twimom227 says:

    Happy birthday!! Thank you for sharing your cookies! You do give the best gifts. Just don't forget to wear your handerpants! LOL…

    ENJOY and have a great one!

  31. Kris says:

    Twimom227: It is true. I give awesome cookie… but I'm still trying to work out why those handerpants have a y-front bit. Iz very strange. Unless it's for those who are double jointed. Now there's a thought. šŸ˜›

  32. ElaineG says:

    You are so humble, I don't know how to get you to understand how awesome you truly are…….*THINKS*

    Aha! My eternal servitude? Will that suffice? and ummm, I *won't* sing? of the two, the last one is the true gift trust me šŸ™‚

    Happy Birthday, and thanks for the cookie, it was just what I needed!

  33. Anonymous says:

    Happy Birthday to U! Happy Birthday to U! Happy Birthday Kris! Happy Birthday to U! (sings) Happy Birthday! (yells)

    Love,

    Ozakie

  34. Kris says:

    Elaine: “You are so humble, I don't know how to get you to understand how awesome you truly are…….*THINKS*”

    It's certainly a toughie, isn't it. I can be so oblivious to my own greatness sometimes. :p

    BTW, your eternal servitude sounds terrific to me. Just sign here on the dotted line…

    In blood…

    OZAKIE! I THINK I HEARD YOU FROM ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE! šŸ˜‰ *smooches*

  35. jitterbug says:

    I decided to crawl from under the stone where I've been living to wish you a very happy birthday! No negative reflections allowed today ;).

    What's wrong with me that when I looked at the delicious cookie you shared with us I immediately thought: “Ouch, nasty beard burns ahead!”? *shakes head*.

    Out of curiousity: have you already picked up a calendar for the appraoching year?

  36. Mumma J says:

    To Suzi
    Many thanks for those kind words. However I always feel that I have been blessed to bring such an amazing creature into this world.

    Jane

  37. Kris says:

    Sara: Thanks, pumpkin head, but nasty beard burns? Exactly what are you imaging happening?? *waggles eyebrows*

    “Out of curiousity: have you already picked up a calendar for the appraoching year?”

    Nope. Why do you ask??

    Mumma: You and Suzi are making me get all snotty…

  38. Nikyta says:

    Happy Birthday, my awesomesauceness leader. šŸ˜€ *bows* Thank you for the cookie… I'm sorry I don't have any pressies for you.. *sniffles* I'll do better next time! Swear!

  39. Kris says:

    Nikyta: You'd better or…

    *sociopathicrainbowtroutstareofdeath*

  40. jitterbug says:

    Exactly what are you imaging happening??

    *snort*. As if you don't know, Kris. We've read the same books, you know ;).

    Nope. Why do you ask??

    Just curious… you just be patient. *Very* patient :P.

  41. Kris says:

    Sara: Tease!

  42. Melissa says:

    You know everytime you say minions I think of those little cute guys off of Dispicable Me. Love that movie…where was I? Oh yea…

    !!!!!!HAPPY late BIRTHDAY !!!!!!!!!!!

  43. Kris says:

    Melissa: “You know everytime you say minions I think of those little cute guys off of Dispicable Me.”

    Well, I think you guys are cute too… sometimes…

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