Dear Minions
In anticipation of your celebration of the greatness which is the day of my birth, I humbly acknowledge your dedication to the glory that is me with a cookie…
No, no.
There’s no need to thank me.
Your leader in awesomesauceness,
Kris.
Kris + Books = Good. *Sometimes*. 
Happy birthday to YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!
OMG — lips, stubble, wetness, ecstasy! You are indeed awesome. Happy birthday (which, I guess, is happening to you today but will be happening in the civilized world tomorrow — right?)
I want to lick off their scruff like ice cream on a cone.
It's your birthday? Well, who knew?
Happy Birthday to you.
Here's something to enjoy with your birthday beverage of choice.
Happy birthday, Kris! Hope you have a great one. š
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday amazingly awesome Kris
Happy birthday to you!
Hope your day is fantabulous!
I bet you that water taste super awesome good off his stubble… oh yes it does!
Happy Birthday!
Mmmm. Pretty. Wren's gives go present too. š
Happy Birthday, Kris!
Happy Birthday, Kris!!!
I hope you are having a fabulous day. Thanks for sharing that super sexy pressie with us. š
Happy Birthday, Kris!
Hope you have a fabulous day :).
Oh yes, look at that…it's already Sept. 30 where you are! Well happy, happy, happy birthday to you Kris!
And yes, you are fucking awesome!
Chris: *squishies*
KZ: I am so awesome my birthday will be celebrated over two days.
Katiebabs chook: Me too.
Wren: I know. Totally came out of the blue, didn't it. š
And yummy cookie vid, Wren! Thank you!
Happy Birthday hon…
Are you all grown up now….
š
Emilie: Thanks, sweet. š
Richelle! You spoilt me rotten. *GRIN* Cookies with cake and cream AND bookies. Thank you so much!
(((BIG FAT SQUISHY HUGS)))
Miranda: Wet cookie scruff. Nom. š
Tam: No b'day is complete without cookies. *g*
Happy Birthday!!!! Thanks for sharing your cookies, too. I shall stare in awe at them all day. For they are most yummy.
Thanks Sandy luv! š
Lily: Ta sweet and, yep, I'm all about being generous. š
Jenre: I LOVE my pressie, Jen! My fave Clare London all signed and stuff. Iz awesome! *g*
Tracy: “And yes, you are fucking awesome!”
I know. š *squishies*
EH: Cheers, hun.
“Are you all grown up now….”
Erm….
Stephani: Thanks! These cookies are particularly delicious, aren't they. Oh, to be a fly on the wall…
Happy Birthday, Kris! :))) Have a wonderful day!
Happy Birthday Kris š Enjoy today
Happy birthday Kris! May this year bring you lots of opportunities for good memories!
Lilli: That's the plan, and thanks!
Ingrid: (((HUGS)))
Rose: Awww, thank you, Rose. That's really lovely. š
Happy Birthday Kris! In the words of Spongebob – hope you have the best day ever!
And thank you for the cookie!
Happy birthday!
*bows down to the Queen of the Effing Universe, the Princess of Practically Everything, She Who Has the Awesomest of Sauciness . . .*
Happy B'day to one of the coolest person it has been my priviledge to know.
And to your mumma… good job raising such a beautiful and kind soul.
How boring would our lives be without Kris n good books?
*kisses*
Suzi.
Oh yay – Happy Birthday!!! *throws confetti* I hope it's wonderful š
Happy Birthday!!! Wishing you health, wealth, love, happiness and cookies š All the best, always!
Kaetrin: Spongebob b'day wishes! My day is made! š Remind me to show you the pic I have of Patrick with a stripper's pole…. yeah.
Eyre: I accept your genuflecting as is my due. You may give me cookies… now…
*taps foot*
Suzi, luv! You made me sniffle. Thank you. (((BIG FAT SQUISHY HUGS)))
Patti: Yay! š
Mariana: Thanks, sweet. I really appreciate your wishes. š
Happy birthday!! Thank you for sharing your cookies! You do give the best gifts. Just don't forget to wear your handerpants! LOL…
ENJOY and have a great one!
Twimom227: It is true. I give awesome cookie… but I'm still trying to work out why those handerpants have a y-front bit. Iz very strange. Unless it's for those who are double jointed. Now there's a thought. š
You are so humble, I don't know how to get you to understand how awesome you truly are…….*THINKS*
Aha! My eternal servitude? Will that suffice? and ummm, I *won't* sing? of the two, the last one is the true gift trust me š
Happy Birthday, and thanks for the cookie, it was just what I needed!
Happy Birthday to U! Happy Birthday to U! Happy Birthday Kris! Happy Birthday to U! (sings) Happy Birthday! (yells)
Love,
Ozakie
Elaine: “You are so humble, I don't know how to get you to understand how awesome you truly are…….*THINKS*”
It's certainly a toughie, isn't it. I can be so oblivious to my own greatness sometimes. :p
BTW, your eternal servitude sounds terrific to me. Just sign here on the dotted line…
In blood…
OZAKIE! I THINK I HEARD YOU FROM ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE! š *smooches*
I decided to crawl from under the stone where I've been living to wish you a very happy birthday! No negative reflections allowed today ;).
What's wrong with me that when I looked at the delicious cookie you shared with us I immediately thought: “Ouch, nasty beard burns ahead!”? *shakes head*.
Out of curiousity: have you already picked up a calendar for the appraoching year?
To Suzi
Many thanks for those kind words. However I always feel that I have been blessed to bring such an amazing creature into this world.
Jane
Sara: Thanks, pumpkin head, but nasty beard burns? Exactly what are you imaging happening?? *waggles eyebrows*
“Out of curiousity: have you already picked up a calendar for the appraoching year?”
Nope. Why do you ask??
Mumma: You and Suzi are making me get all snotty…
Happy Birthday, my awesomesauceness leader. š *bows* Thank you for the cookie… I'm sorry I don't have any pressies for you.. *sniffles* I'll do better next time! Swear!
Nikyta: You'd better or…
*sociopathicrainbowtroutstareofdeath*
Exactly what are you imaging happening??
*snort*. As if you don't know, Kris. We've read the same books, you know ;).
Nope. Why do you ask??
Just curious… you just be patient. *Very* patient :P.
Sara: Tease!
You know everytime you say minions I think of those little cute guys off of Dispicable Me. Love that movie…where was I? Oh yea…
!!!!!!HAPPY late BIRTHDAY !!!!!!!!!!!
Melissa: “You know everytime you say minions I think of those little cute guys off of Dispicable Me.”
Well, I think you guys are cute too… sometimes…