Do you ever come across reviews or ratings for books by well known authors and think to yourself “wait. another 5 star rating? like that’s a fucking surprise.” and roll your eyes?
If I wasn’t so lazy arsed, I’d be tempted to start up a wankfest every time I saw a book review like this by asking if that’s what the reviewer actually thought or are they (a) starry eyed by the pedestal thing or (b) scared shitless of the minions?
When I see an author who gets a rating of 5 stars EVERY. DAMNED. BOOK., I call bullshit.