Aim #1 – Read. A lot. Rant about it. A lot. Please. As if I was going to fail at this.
Aim #2 – Continue with the tasting-a-month thing up to the point just before it completely pisses me off. I did it for 6 months. Got tired of it, felt guilty – it happens. not often, but it happens. – and then caught up on my tastings in 6ish days. My version of the 12 days of Krismas.
Aim #3 – Embrace my randomness. It is the stuff of epics. I’m pretty sure I was even more random in 2010. I think it might be associated with getting older. In a senile kind of a way.
Aim #4 – Try not to become too obsessed with my new photoshop software as well as send said rude pictures to people at their work. My obsession lasted maybe a week. Damned toy poodle flu.
Aim #5 – Mock people, in particular authors. FYI, apparently you’ve not really made it on the reading interwebz until you’ve become the subject of hate mail. Needless to say that I’m pretty disappointed it hasn’t happened to me yet – hmpf! to those Fanyons who call themselves… err… Fanyons… – so obviously I need to try harder. I received my first hate mail within hours of posting this. It’s disgusting how much Sean Kennedy loves me. In all seriousness, though, I was quite disappointed in the utter lack of people hating me. Obviously I need to try to be even more offensive.
Aim #6 –
Avoid Attempt to avoid losing hours going through Sarah’s pron blog. O.o BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Aim #7 – Get new minions since the old ones have utterly failed me. Success! And the proof that my new minions appreciate my awesomesauceness.
Aim #8 – Over a 24 hour period, create a Twitter account, start a wankfest and then ninja flash out of there. Well, I joined Twitter… That’s got to count for a 1/3 of a mark, right? Right.
Aim #9 – Convince more authors that it is perfectly legitimate promo to be involved in my super fun ‘choose your own m/m story’ program. I think you’ll all agree that we picked on some wonderful authors in 2010. But fear not, my vegemite muffins! For I, Kris, the Queen of the Fucking Universe, have already got the next victim lined up for a Valentine’s story! There will be wereoctopi and other types of win! Woo and hoo.
Aim #10 – And always, always serve up cookies to my virtual peeps.