I had every intention of coming up with something appropriate in terms of aims for the Kris ‘n’ Good Books blog this year, but then I decided that really sounded like too much work, half-arsed though they would inevitably be, which led me to a thought…
Why not ask you lot what you would like to see here in the coming year?
I know! Fucking lazy awesome, right. *beams*
When you make your requests please remember:
(a) My Not-Quite-A-Manifesto Manifesto; and,
(b) It will be highly unlikely I will ever do any of them.
Kris + Books = Good. *Sometimes*. 
I'd personally like to see more porn stars and penis pictures. Or porn star penis pictures. Work on that kay? *shrug* It was worth a try.
I'd like you to read all of the classics, including War and Peace and review them all….weekly.
What? You said you weren't gonna do any of them anyway! lol
I think the blog is perfect the way it is.
I have to go wipe my nose off now.
When I asked for more cookies, Capt. Picard was not what I had in mind. LOL
You haven't picked on your brother in a long time – at least that you've shared. I miss those posts.
You don't post nearly enough pictures of pastel-colored unicorns or really cool love poems.
Let me be the helium
In your pretty pink balloon.
Let me help you soar
While you make me swoon.
See? Poems like that.
Now get with the program.
I want more sparkles. Your suggestion is a good one too Tam, maybe add some sparkles in the mix??
Sparkly porn star penis. If anyone could do it Ingrid it's Kris, with poems about it.
Word veri: cheste, okay more naked man titty wouldn't go unrewarded either. Pierced preferably.
She is probably able to find a lol cat with it too
Tam & Ingrid: What about a nekkid – and pierced – sparkling vampire performing emo poetry all lolcat styles.
That could work.
Tracy: I've already given away January's Minion of the Month Award. Try again in February.
Amy: It wasn't? I'll try and remember that next time. 😛
Chris: Not that I've shared is right. I may have one or two tucked away. On it! *whistles happily*
KZ: I did have an awesome limerick comp once which was an ode to the man titty covers.
I could do something like that again. *ponders*
I'm still trying to erase that Star Trek slash picture from my mind. Sparkliness is good if it's the right kind of sparkles. We appreciate the cookies and the LOL cats.
The baby brother stories made me laugh and laugh. Does he know how much amusement he gave us?
Emilie, January Minion of the Month
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I'm with Tracy. You should definitely do more reviews. How about reading and reviewing a historical romance per week? Yeah, that would be good. You could start with the Outlander series. At about 1,000-1,500 pages per book that should keep you out of mischief for all of maybe 2 weeks :).
Jen, she could follow up with reviewing the complete Wheel of Time series. That has thirteen books (one to follow) of about 800-900 pages
Ingrid: Ooh yes, that would keep her busy too.
The downside being that she wouldn't have the time to find some nice cookies for us. What a conundrum!
What about a nekkid – and pierced – sparkling vampire performing emo poetry all lolcat styles.
As long as penis is involved, pierced preferably, I'm down with that.
But all those long reviews Ingrid and Jen have thought up will interfere with my cookie gazing so I say scratch that idea. Stick with making me happy.
Dearest minion (aka Emilie): “Does he know how much amusement he gave us?”
He does. When we're talking he can apparently guess when I'm going to blog about something he's said. Too funny.
Jenre & Ingrid: “The downside being that she wouldn't have the time to find some nice cookies for us. What a conundrum!”
And there you have it. The end.
Tam: “Stick with making me happy.”
Well, you know how I live to serve, Tam. Especially in the cookie baking department.
Limericks devoted to man-titty aren't cool love poems! You have to check out some of the aspiring bards on MySpace to find the heartfelt stuff. Just follow the glitter-gif road.
KZ: “Limericks devoted to man-titty aren't cool love poems!”
They are too! Cos what's not to love about Teh Many Titty. Just because you're an arse girl. KZ, doesn't mean that you should diss the moobies.
I'd like you to read all of the classics, including War and Peace and review them all….weekly.
Tracy – I have a closet if you would like to hide?
Hmmmm. Honestly Kris, I'd like you to be…just you 🙂 'Cause IMHO I love you…the blog…you 🙂 Hopefully you know what I mean *grin*
I would never say no to more cookies 🙂
I've already given away January's Minion of the Month Award.
You have? Who?
More Picard/Q slash pics?
Otherwise, just more of what you're doing, Kris!
Orannia: You are DEFINITELY one of my fave minions. *pats*
Emilie won this Month's Award. Her comment yesterday was full of win… as is my due.
Renee: I may have a few Star Trek slash pics up my sleeve. 😉
And it looks like there may be another person in the running for the February Minion of the Month Award. This should get interesting.
Damn, I already asked you to do one thing and got denied. *evil laugh* just you wait….
Could you pick on my little brother for me?
Jen: You know that you really wanted to do that. 😛
Mandi: But, of course, hun. In fact, I would relish the opportunity. 😉
My eyes my eyes – you have soiled my uber neat freak vision of the captain.
I thought you had scratched the words Aim, Goal and Resolution out of your dictionary and the replacements are still being translated..
As for my suggestion – Carry on as you were…
🙂
EH: “I thought you had scratched the words Aim, Goal and Resolution out of your dictionary and the replacements are still being translated..”
Well, I didn't actually say that I would do them so… 😉
Hi everyone *waves* – just back from holidays in Queensland (where, believe it or not, it hardly rained at all where we were – go figure) and I'm checking up on all my fave blogs (Kris, please note the sucking up here in reference to your other post about your minions having let you down).
I would like more “firsts” columns please – my introduction to this blog in 2010 was the first column about rimming I think which was certainly an illuminating read!
Plus, I'm totally down with the sparkly love poems as long as they have gorgeous cookies above them.
More sucking up than that will be needed, Kaetrin. Let me tell you.
I will see what I can do about the firsts series, although I'm not really sure how many of them would be left. 😉
I've come up with a new one for you – I think you should do an “Ask Kris” column where we minions ask you questions and you provide awesome answers? Likey?
Hmmm. An 'Ask Kris' column. Must ponder further…