LOL, that picture made me jump.
I thought telekenesis usually shows up at puberty? Maybe you're a late bloomer 🙂
Every morning I wonder why I haven't woken up next to Ryan Reynolds and only my pillow. *pout*
Almost every frickin' day these past few months…
…but this made me laugh. 🙂
Really, I get that feeling every day Monday through Friday.
OMG, what a cute little amphibian in that photo! Not the place you really want to find him, though. 🙂
Like Eyre said – Monday through Friday…
Patti: Are you implying that I'm old?! Hmpf!
KBC: Yeah, but if you had telekinesis you could just zap RR to your bed. Just sayin'.
Lilli: We must have a psychic connection. This means that there's hope for our ESP skillz.
Eyre & Chris: Work – It is a 4-letter word. Blech.
Val: I just hope that coffee wasn't hot when he got in there…
Patti, you are very right. And telekinesis SOUNDS like fun, but it's six kinds of hell. It's generally uncontrollable, linked to hormonal changes in the brain and makes a mess of things.
We went through a round of it with my oldest. Just hoping the youngest doesn't inherit it as well.
Angelia: Really?? Bummer. Maybe I'll just stick to wanting to be abducted for a secret government experiment and waking up with 'go, go, gadget' hands then.
I would settle for Hermione's bag (from Harry Potter). I could carry everything I ever needed, in a small clutch 🙂 That and wings… my hip is for shit 😦 Flying would definitely help avoid the morning commute 🙂
Mariana: Wings means hand tailored clothes which would be pretty expensive. How about teleportation??
I keep wondering when the damned aliens are going to release me. I mean, I'm all for scientific research, but they're lousy decorators … and can't brew a decent beer to save their gray little hides.
You're channelling too much energy into chair-location.
KZ: But they obviously let you access the internet. That's a pretty good deal.
Juni: “You're channelling too much energy into chair-location.”
Blasphemer! THERE. IS. NO. SUCH. THING.
Refunds definitely. I'm looking more for teleportation as a skill. Maybe KZ's over-lords can help me out with that one.
Kris!!! Even better… although if there's a glitch during the transition and then I'm a spliced up sub-human?! Things to weigh in the pros and cons 😀
Every. Day.And twice on Sundays…cause I actually CAN go back to sleep on Sundays 😉
Tam: Don't be silly.
It's not the aliens that give you psychic skills.
Mariana: Not the Star Trek kind, hun. The flash kind. You'll be safe. 🙂
Elaine: LOL. And the third you say after the second time you wake up on Sunday is 'fuck, i was dreaming'?? 😉
Good luck with that telekinesis baby, I'm 45 and I'm STILL waiting for it. Maybe when we're 80?
Wings just mean you wear a lot of halter tops.
Tracy: I'd better bloody have it by then cos I'll need it that's for damned sure.
Angelia: Not for my chubby self it wouldn't.
“And, goddammit, I'm 36! When is my bloody telekinesis going to kick in?!”
Well, I have to add a couple of years *grin* but..yes. Although it's teleportation I want 🙂
Orannia: Are you calling me old?? 😦
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