How is a guy fingering himself meant to help his virgin partner find his prostate when they eventually get around to fucking?
Or is that one of the
many mysteries of Teh Buttsecks I’m just meant to accept as given cos it’s smexay and stuffs??
Well, I assume only if the virgin sticks his finger in there too so he knows where to aim and what it feels like. According to GR and Patric Michael I think it was, you can aim for the magic spot and it works better if you're not toooo long. I'm assuming the virgin was going to top, otherwise? No point at all.
wait so a guy fingers himself so that his partner, who isn't involved except maybe watching, will know where his prostate is?
Right……there! See? I'm pointing right at it, dipshit!
Wait. huh? Dude fingers himself liks a lesson for his virgin lover or does it to to the lover, who's a virgin?
So he *guy who fingers himself* can function as a TomTom navigation.
*insert deep sultry voice*
partner, insert finger
go 2 inches straight ahead
then top of finger turn left at speedbump
gawd…bit of buttsecks fail IMO
@Jason – the funniest comment of the day!!! I need a new keyboard 😦
I just read the book where the guy hits the prostate with his tongue. I am still trying to figure that one out.
Well, see, the virgin guy is a mind reader and he's following that finger with his psychic powers and…nope, I got nuthin'.
I read one of those Eyre. That's when I came up with the concept of giraffe shifter because no human has a tongue that can manage that, even Gene Simmons.
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It's impossible for some to find a clit (obviously not in these books, Kris!) let alone dig deep for a prostate.
What book are you reading Kris?
I read it once too, but it was a guy alone, no one watching. And the book was a GFY kind of story.
Tam: Nope. There was no fingershare and, yep, the virgin was going to top.
Jase: I love you so very, very much.
KBC: Non-virgin was fingering himself so that virgin could top him.
Leontine: *snort* TomTom navigation. It's how you find your way.
Eyre: Unlike Tam, I think it's pretty obvious he was a werelizard.
Becky: Maybe it's his dick that's psychic??
It could happen. It would explain the whole 'thinking with his dick' thing.
Juni: I was thinking about that comparison too and how many times I've read a m/f sex scene where the hero magically finds the g-spot first time round. *rolls eyes*
Ingrid: A guy fingering himself equals masturbation. Totally different to the show and tell that the scene which inspired this post was all about.
I can't recall what book it was. My memory is even worse than usual. It was a recent one though.
I made a special note in my review of reaching prostate with tongue – Everyone's Man by Edward Kendrick…
LOL, Jase! The fingering self to indicate where prostate is technique would only work if the partner was Superman…
Honestly, is the prostate that hard to find? Some books make it sound like some mythical, magical thing that's as elusive as a yeti, the Loch Ness. Monster, or Carmen San Diego.
Chris: So tell me… he was a werelizard, right?? ;P
Eyre: Or Narnia? *ponders* Maybe if it's GFY…
Hmmm…monkey see, monkey do????
Stephani: Hawt monkey sex?? ;P
Remember those transparent-plastic male figures in which every organ is visible from the outside?
Well, there ya go! (Just have to figure out how one of these dudes managed to get his plastic finger up his plastic ass.)
Maybe it was Slim Goodbody?
KZ: “Remember those transparent-plastic male figures in which every organ is visible from the outside?”
No. Thank fuck.
Eyre: Now there's a sight I'll remember for a long time.
I love this blog & love this post. lolz 😀
*blushes* Thank you. It's always good to confirm how awesome I am. ;P
I. Sheesh. I got nothing. *snort*
Well, if you don't, Tiff, than it's definitely bullshit. 😛
Eyre, having stuck my finger up many a guy's ass, I can say the prostate isn't hard to find at all. Of course that's with a finger– I've got no experience how hard it is to find with a penis. 😛
For some reason that scene from Star Wars springs to mind:
Stay on target….
STAY ON TARGET…