things that make you go O_o

Question:

How is a guy fingering himself meant to help his virgin partner find his prostate when they eventually get around to fucking?

Or is that one of the many mysteries of Teh Buttsecks I’m just meant to accept as given cos it’s smexay and stuffs??

Details plz.

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26 Responses to things that make you go O_o

  1. Tam says:

    Well, I assume only if the virgin sticks his finger in there too so he knows where to aim and what it feels like. According to GR and Patric Michael I think it was, you can aim for the magic spot and it works better if you're not toooo long. I'm assuming the virgin was going to top, otherwise? No point at all.

  2. Jason says:

    wait so a guy fingers himself so that his partner, who isn't involved except maybe watching, will know where his prostate is?

    Right……there! See? I'm pointing right at it, dipshit!

  3. KB/KT Grant says:

    Wait. huh? Dude fingers himself liks a lesson for his virgin lover or does it to to the lover, who's a virgin?

  4. Leontine says:

    So he *guy who fingers himself* can function as a TomTom navigation.

    *insert deep sultry voice*

    partner, insert finger
    go 2 inches straight ahead
    then top of finger turn left at speedbump

    gawd…bit of buttsecks fail IMO

  5. Mariana says:

    @Jason – the funniest comment of the day!!! I need a new keyboard 😦

  6. Eyre says:

    I just read the book where the guy hits the prostate with his tongue. I am still trying to figure that one out.

  7. Becky Black says:

    Well, see, the virgin guy is a mind reader and he's following that finger with his psychic powers and…nope, I got nuthin'.

  8. Tam says:

    I read one of those Eyre. That's when I came up with the concept of giraffe shifter because no human has a tongue that can manage that, even Gene Simmons.

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  10. Juni says:

    It's impossible for some to find a clit (obviously not in these books, Kris!) let alone dig deep for a prostate.

  11. Ingrid says:

    What book are you reading Kris?
    I read it once too, but it was a guy alone, no one watching. And the book was a GFY kind of story.

  12. Kris says:

    Tam: Nope. There was no fingershare and, yep, the virgin was going to top.

    Jase: I love you so very, very much.

    KBC: Non-virgin was fingering himself so that virgin could top him.

    Leontine: *snort* TomTom navigation. It's how you find your way.

    Mariana: :DDD

    Eyre: Unlike Tam, I think it's pretty obvious he was a werelizard.

    Becky: Maybe it's his dick that's psychic??

    It could happen. It would explain the whole 'thinking with his dick' thing.

    Juni: I was thinking about that comparison too and how many times I've read a m/f sex scene where the hero magically finds the g-spot first time round. *rolls eyes*

    Ingrid: A guy fingering himself equals masturbation. Totally different to the show and tell that the scene which inspired this post was all about.

    I can't recall what book it was. My memory is even worse than usual. It was a recent one though.

  13. Chris says:

    I made a special note in my review of reaching prostate with tongue – Everyone's Man by Edward Kendrick…

    LOL, Jase! The fingering self to indicate where prostate is technique would only work if the partner was Superman…

  14. Eyre says:

    Honestly, is the prostate that hard to find? Some books make it sound like some mythical, magical thing that's as elusive as a yeti, the Loch Ness. Monster, or Carmen San Diego.

  15. Kris says:

    Chris: So tell me… he was a werelizard, right?? ;P

    Eyre: Or Narnia? *ponders* Maybe if it's GFY…

  16. Hmmm…monkey see, monkey do????

  17. Kris says:

    Stephani: Hawt monkey sex?? ;P

  18. K. Z. Snow says:

    Remember those transparent-plastic male figures in which every organ is visible from the outside?

    Well, there ya go! (Just have to figure out how one of these dudes managed to get his plastic finger up his plastic ass.)

  19. Kris says:

    KZ: “Remember those transparent-plastic male figures in which every organ is visible from the outside?”

    No. Thank fuck.

    Eyre: Now there's a sight I'll remember for a long time.

    Unfortunately.

  20. Yaoi Boy says:

    I love this blog & love this post. lolz 😀

  21. Kris says:

    *blushes* Thank you. It's always good to confirm how awesome I am. ;P

  22. I. Sheesh. I got nothing. *snort*
    <3

  23. Kris says:

    Well, if you don't, Tiff, than it's definitely bullshit. 😛

  24. nichem says:

    Eyre, having stuck my finger up many a guy's ass, I can say the prostate isn't hard to find at all. Of course that's with a finger– I've got no experience how hard it is to find with a penis. 😛

  25. Kris says:

    For some reason that scene from Star Wars springs to mind:

    Stay on target….

    STAY ON TARGET…

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