Me: My friend says she says she couldn’t send you the black cock necklace you wanted.
The Baby Brother: O.o
Me: Yeah. She said the one she found was too big and she didn’t think you could handle it. 😛
The BB: *indignantly* I could so fucking handling it!
Me: *jaw drop*
The BB: Erm, wait…
The BB: *muttering* What the fuck are you doing to me…
Me: *dies laffing*
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