Category Archives: fucking funny

oh. my. romance trope.

Posted on 05/04/2015 by Kris

Holy fucking shit. I just realised why I read romance. Like, right now just now. It’s in my genes.  Seriously. I was bred for it. No joke. For I am the product of a shotgun marriage! BEAT THAT TROPE, BITCHES! … Continue reading →

Posted in fucking funny, further randomness, i'm bored, me, themes, tropes, true shit, twu luv | 4 Comments

dear teachers

Posted on 30/06/2012 by Kris

Dear Teacher, HA! In.  Your.  Face. Yours sincerely, A former student who wasn’t quite the smart arse you said she was when she asked ‘but how do you know what the author actually meant? were you there when they wrote … Continue reading →

Posted in Ally Blue, awesomeness, books, dear teachers, extra further randomness, fucking funny, randomness, reading, still crazy, still here | 15 Comments

the guffaw

Posted on 16/06/2012 by Kris

I’ve got a bunch of semi-serious to almost-serious posts underway, but, well, I just can’t be arsed finishing any of them. Instead, I’m going to share a couple of one-liners that made me guffaw. I know! I thought guffawing was … Continue reading →

Posted in aleksandr voinov, amy lane, awesomeness, book rofls, books, fucking funny, words | 23 Comments

encounters with my baby brother: 15 part 3

Posted on 11/07/2011 by Kris

Me: *hands over parcel* These are for you… from my friend…The Baby Brother: *pulling out beads*  What the fuck!  This has cocks all over it!Me: *snickering*The BB:  *good-naturedly putting it around his neck*  It’s a good thing I’m comfortable with … Continue reading →

Posted in awesomeness, encounters, fucking funny, my brother, patti | 21 Comments

encounters with my baby brother: 15 part 2

Posted on 10/07/2011 by Kris

Me: My friend says she says she couldn’t send you the black cock necklace you wanted.The Baby Brother: O.oMe: Yeah.  She said the one she found was too big and she didn’t think you could handle it. 😛The BB: *indignantly* I could … Continue reading →

Posted in awesomeness, encounters, fucking funny, my brother, patti | 11 Comments

encounters with my baby brother: 15 part 1

Posted on 08/07/2011 by Kris

Me:  My friend says she’s going to send you a cock necklace.The Baby Brother: Tell her she’d better make it black cos I like them that way.*a few seconds later*The BB:  Your friends are weird.Me: You should have said that … Continue reading →

Posted in awesomeness, encounters, fucking funny, my brother, patti | 14 Comments