Me: *hands over parcel* These are for you… from my friend…
The Baby Brother: *pulling out beads* What the fuck! This has cocks all over it!
The BB: *good-naturedly putting it around his neck* It’s a good thing I’m comfortable with my sexuality.
The BB: *looking more closely at necklace* Kris, why do these cocks have mini-condoms on them?
Me: *catching breath* Cos they have favours in them. Like candy. You know, lollies.
The BB: *tentatively squeezes* THESE COCKS FUCKING JIZZ!
The BB: *glares* Shuddup. *hurriedly takes off necklace*
The BB: And don’t even think I’ll be sucking these in front of you.
Me: *gasping* I think I just peed my pants a little.
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