Me: *hands over parcel* These are for you… from my friend…
The Baby Brother: *pulling out beads* What the fuck! This has cocks all over it!
The BB: *good-naturedly putting it around his neck* It’s a good thing I’m comfortable with my sexuality.
The BB: *looking more closely at necklace* Kris, why do these cocks have mini-condoms on them?
Me: *catching breath* Cos they have favours in them. Like candy. You know, lollies.
The BB: *tentatively squeezes* THESE COCKS FUCKING JIZZ!
The BB: *glares* Shuddup. *hurriedly takes off necklace*
The BB: And don’t even think I’ll be sucking these in front of you.
Me: *gasping* I think I just peed my pants a little.
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I'm willing to bet that Jase now desperately wants a necklace like that. 🙂
Hey! I want a necklace like that!!
I'm laughing so hard it's hurting my stomach. That is too, too funny! 🙂
i want this too!
“in front of you” being the key phrase there. In the privacy of his own bedroom I predict some experimental sucking. Practice makes perfect they say.
He really should have stopped the sentence at “sucking these” if he wanted to be believed!
He probably did start out a 0 on the Kinsey scale before you started working your mojo on him, but god knows what he's up to now.
So funny! Thankyou.
OMG the visuals I am having at this moment of you BB sucking on candy cocks.
*big huge grin breaking through the migraine*
Awesome! Please post website store link for all… pretty please?
*falls over laughing*
roflmao! Oh to be a fly on the wall when he DOES decide to suck on them. lol
Oh. My. God. ROFL!!!!!!
Why do I get the feeling that we will have a list of people to buy cock necklaces for when we go to NOLA later in the year? LOL.
I'm glad you all found the encounter as funny as I, although I'm not sure the BB did. 😉
Hahahaha! Love it!
And it was all thanks to you, Patti!
Thank you for providing me with the opportunity to make my BB uncomfortable. It was full of win. ❤
LOVE. IT. thanks!
Welcome! It's a pleasure humiliating my BB for your entertainment. 😉
He's a good sport. Fancy putting on the necklace just to keep you happy, Kris :).
Cos he probably knew, Jen, that I would make him put it on regardless. LOL.
I had to look closely at the necklace to work out what they were too….still a long way to go obviously 🙂
I have to say Kris, your brother is amazing!
LMAO! Thanks for giving me a much needed laugh. 🙂
Orannia: He is amazing. I love him to bits. *grin*
Eyre: My pleasure. It truly was. ;P