your m/m story by angelia sparrow

Posted on 15/07/2011 by Kris
Remember these??

An anger management retreat at a monastery; one of them is petrified that ginger-haired people are going to take over the world; an alien who has run away to Earth to become a cheerleader; a ghost gerbil that keeps on moving things; a sex education class for virgins of all types; AND, a red velvet cupcake corset.


Yeah.  You did me proud, my Vegemite muffins.


And so has Angelia Sparrow!



I always knew there was truth to that ‘healing power’ thing. ;P


Thanks Angelia!

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encounters with my baby brother: 15 part 3

Posted on 11/07/2011 by Kris



Me: *hands over parcel* These are for you… from my friend…


The Baby Brother: *pulling out beads*  What the fuck!  This has cocks all over it!


Me: *snickering*


The BB:  *good-naturedly putting it around his neck*  It’s a good thing I’m comfortable with my sexuality.


Me: *gigglesnorting*


The BB: *looking more closely at necklace*  Kris, why do these cocks have mini-condoms on them?


Me: *catching breath* Cos they have favours in them.  Like candy.  You know, lollies.


The BB: *tentatively squeezes*  THESE COCKS FUCKING JIZZ!


Me: *lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol*


The BB: *glares*  Shuddup.  *hurriedly takes off necklace*


Me: *lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol*


The BB:  And don’t even think I’ll be sucking these in front of you.


Me: *gasping*  I think I just peed my pants a little.

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encounters with my baby brother: 15 part 2

Posted on 10/07/2011 by Kris



Me: My friend says she says she couldn’t send you the black cock necklace you wanted.


The Baby Brother: O.o


Me: Yeah.  She said the one she found was too big and she didn’t think you could handle it. 😛


The BB: *indignantly* I could so fucking handling it!


Me: *jaw drop*


The BB: Erm, wait…


Me: *snickering*


The BB: *muttering*  What the fuck are you doing to me…


Me: *dies laffing*

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encounters with my baby brother: 15 part 1

Posted on 08/07/2011 by Kris




Me:  My friend says she’s going to send you a cock necklace.


The Baby Brother: Tell her she’d better make it black cos I like them that way.


*a few seconds later*


The BB:  Your friends are weird.


Me: You should have said that first.

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random awesomeness

Posted on 06/07/2011 by Kris



True that.  ;P

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maybe it’s me, but…

Posted on 03/07/2011 by Kris



As I was busily lurking my way through Reading Bloglandia the other day, it suddenly hit me…


I have absolutely no fucking idea what ‘category romance’ actually means.


All this time, I’ve been nodding and typing ‘yes’ whilst being completely and utterly clueless.


Thinking back, not even the context in which some have used the phrase ‘category romance’ has been much of a help to me.  


They’ve given me an inkling, yes, but an understanding?? Erm, nope.


I’m pretty sure this will definitely a ‘me’ thing.  


Still, I’m curious about what others think it means, so do tell. 🙂

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hey

Posted on 28/06/2011 by Kris
Posted in me, still crazy, still here | 12 Comments

break time

Posted on 21/06/2011 by Kris

My head is messing with me again so I need a break.  Not sure for how long because, in all honesty, my joy in this reader blog thing has been waning for a while now so I need to think about that.  Regardless, I’ll probably be around on Twitter and I’ll definitely be at Tumblr because pretty things make me smile.  Smiling is good for me at the moment.  Even the quiet ones you make with your heart.

In the meantime…

Posted in gone insane, me | 16 Comments

maybe it’s me, but… (vaguely nsfwish)

Posted on 20/06/2011 by Kris
Gratuitous hand-in-undie shot.





I’m pretty sure dick adjustment is the new fisting in m/m.


Thoughts?

Posted in m/m, maybe it's me but, themes, tropes | 22 Comments

help!

Posted on 19/06/2011 by Kris



Can someone please tell me how the fuck I’m meant to resist that little cutehead’s face??


*shakes fist*  Evul book cover artist!


Shit.


*sigh*

Posted in book buying, book covers, book sluts, me | 28 Comments