This was me on 2 January:
“Me, a winner??? YAY!!! I won an ebook!”
This was me on 5 January:
“Srsly??? I won something again??? Three books and they’re all signed??? Holy SHIT!”
Because these things always, always come in threes, I’m thinking one of the following will happen:
1. I will win a bookstore full of books (which will hopefully NOT mean that some poor independent is going out of business due to the economic crisis and multi-national, small bookstore killers).
2. I will win the lottery. *note to self: must actually buy a ticket*
3. I will wake up one day soon and the entire world will have converted to the word of Kris. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
To ensure that my third time lucky-ness comes true, I, in total benevolence, am sharing my wealth…
the buddha of prosperity
… you may rub my tummy.