lucky, lucky, (hopefully) lucky

This was me on 2 January:

“Me, a winner??? YAY!!! I won an ebook!”


thanks to the generosity of author Chris Owen and the opportunity provided by Wave

This was me on 5 January:

“Srsly??? I won something again??? Three books and they’re all signed??? Holy SHIT!”


thanks to the lovely Lisa at Urban Fantasy Land and to Thea and Ana for their Smugglivity

Because these things always, always come in threes, I’m thinking one of the following will happen:

1. I will win a bookstore full of books (which will hopefully NOT mean that some poor independent is going out of business due to the economic crisis and multi-national, small bookstore killers).

2. I will win the lottery. *note to self: must actually buy a ticket*

3. I will wake up one day soon and the entire world will have converted to the word of Kris. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

To ensure that my third time lucky-ness comes true, I, in total benevolence, am sharing my wealth…

the buddha of prosperity

… you may rub my tummy.

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5 Responses to lucky, lucky, (hopefully) lucky

  1. Anonymous says:

    Hardy har har har!

  2. Jenre says:

    Congratulations!I never win anything 😦

  3. Kris says:

    The last time I won anything I was about 12 and it was at a cattle round up. There were raffles on the day and I was the lucky ticket holder for a meat tray.Only problem was that the week before I had decided to become a vegetarian after just witnessing another aspect of farming life. Icky. 😦 Having the pleasure of winning a book/s some 20 years later definitely beats my meat tray experience. LOL.Make sure you rub the lucky, golden belly! It will work. I have foreseen it.

  4. Tracy says:

    LOL Omg I LOVE the Buddha! You’re on a book winning roll! Congrats – I love it when I win books.You’re have to buy a ticket to win the lottery? awww man!

  5. Kris says:

    Let me guess… there’s a little clear spot in the dust on your monitor where you rubbed the belly, isn’t there? LOL.

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