kris’ good reads expedition: diary entry 4



After jokingly *not really* threatening to stake that R girl yesterday, it suddenly occurred to me…

… with the timezones and everything, how can I be really sure that some of you aren’t vampires??
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27 Responses to kris’ good reads expedition: diary entry 4

  1. vampire kitteh is here to KEEL YOU! BWAHAHA*cough hairball cough*HAHAHAHA!

  2. K. Z. Snow says:

    You can't be sure. That's the beauty of it.

    ~ Cas (Yes, “she” is out again.)

  3. I sparkle, therefore I am a vampire.

  4. Kris says:

    Emmy, I knew it! Back to the vampire kitteh cave with ye!

    Cas: Nothing would surprise me about you and stop using K Z's google account!

    KB: Sparkly vamps ruin the good image of goth vamps everywhere.

    Sparkly also conjures up images of a spotlight, maracas and a voice belting out 'When my lady, when my lady smiles at me I'm going to Rio… de Janeiro'.

  5. Lily says:

    How did you find out? And now that you know, you won't tell anyone will you? I like to keep it on the down low, there are some seriously kooky people that would love to get their grubby hands on a vampire.

  6. orannia says:

    I sparkle, therefore I am a vampire.

    Snort!

    Actually Kris, you know should have worked out I'm not a vampire…our timezones are too close 😉 Werewolf? ….my lips are sealed *grin*

  7. Kris says:

    Well, I was pretty sure about you, Lily. Your name is an undead giveaway.

    Orannia, I was thinking a weresheep…

  8. Jenre says:

    I am not a vampire.

    I AM A VAMPIRE HUNTER!

    Eternal damnation to all blood suckers!!!

  9. Ingrid says:

    Kris, you can't that is the fun part of it

  10. jitterbug says:

    You can't. Timezones are notoriously impossible to keep straight. Moreover, there's always the odd vampire with resistant to sunlight.
    *fanged grin*

  11. Kris says:

    Jen, were your family slaughtered and you left for dead, vowing to recover to take your vengenace… or do you have a magical tattoo?

    Ingrid: I always thought that the name Ingrid sounded Dutch-Romanian.

    Sara: DAYWALKER!!! Run for your lives……

  12. Tam says:

    Were-sheep, funny, rude but funny. 😀

    To be honest I'm too introverted to be a vampire. You have to get out there, hit the bars and clubs to pick up dinner and that's just too much effort for me. Wait, I'm not to introverted, I'm too lazy. Got it. But I'm staying away from everyone else, just in case.

  13. Jenre says:

    Actually I come from a long line of vampire hunters which goes right back and includes Van Helsing. It wasn't until I hit those tricky teenage years that my true calling was revealed when the spirit of the original vampire hunter visited me and set me on my present course.

  14. Sean Kennedy says:

    I keep the hours of a vampire, at least.

  15. Kris says:

    Tam: *tee hee* I'm with you, hun. Damn vampires. Keeping me indoors and reading all the time.

    Jen: *sniffle* What a proud heritage.

    Sean: Pale, young looking… Ha! A twinkie vampire!

  16. *Runs away from Jenre*
    Must pull my minions together for world domination!

  17. Kris says:

    Ooooohhhh. *settles back with drink and popcorn to watch the show*

  18. Jenre says:

    KB: Ha! I laugh at your inept minions who underestimate the powers of a slightly plump woman in her 30's who wears glasses.

    I shall overcome and destroy!

  19. nichem says:

    I'm actually a werekanga. Shhh . . . don't tell anyone.

    Come to think of it, how do we know you're not a vampire, Kris? Maybe this whole living in Australia thing is a ruse so we don't get suspicious that you're always posting in the middle of the night.

  20. K. Z. Snow says:

    Jen,

    Van Helsing = Hugh Jackman = Where am I again?

  21. Anonymous says:

    You guys are hilarious…
    Ya'll made my day, and I needed it.
    Suzi.

  22. Kris says:

    Richelle: O_O

    “Come to think of it, how do we know you're not a vampire, Kris? ” Uh oh. Busted.

    Suzi: They are all crazy, but I'm glad that they made you laugh. Take care of yourself, mate.

  23. Tracy says:

    Oh man and I thought you'd never figure it out! Dangit – you're just too smart for the likes of me.

  24. Kris says:

    You kept on talking about nibbling on butts all the time. It was a dead give away.

  25. Tracy says:

    Dangit – I thought you'd forgotten about that. lol

  26. Kris says:

    I never forget anything that's potentially incriminating. 🙂

  27. Tracy says:

    Good to know, good to know.

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