After jokingly *not really* threatening to stake that R girl yesterday, it suddenly occurred to me…
… with the timezones and everything, how can I be really sure that some of you aren’t vampires??
Those who dared:
Kayla on tasting ‘a note in the… Marcus Roche on maybe it’s me, but… ouaqquwcgk on my confession dkmhwgijnw on random awesomeness Kris on maybe it’s me, but… 
Kris + Books = Good. *Sometimes*. 
vampire kitteh is here to KEEL YOU! BWAHAHA*cough hairball cough*HAHAHAHA!
You can't be sure. That's the beauty of it.
~ Cas (Yes, “she” is out again.)
I sparkle, therefore I am a vampire.
Emmy, I knew it! Back to the vampire kitteh cave with ye!
Cas: Nothing would surprise me about you and stop using K Z's google account!
KB: Sparkly vamps ruin the good image of goth vamps everywhere.
Sparkly also conjures up images of a spotlight, maracas and a voice belting out 'When my lady, when my lady smiles at me I'm going to Rio… de Janeiro'.
How did you find out? And now that you know, you won't tell anyone will you? I like to keep it on the down low, there are some seriously kooky people that would love to get their grubby hands on a vampire.
I sparkle, therefore I am a vampire.
Snort!
Actually Kris, you know should have worked out I'm not a vampire…our timezones are too close 😉 Werewolf? ….my lips are sealed *grin*
Well, I was pretty sure about you, Lily. Your name is an undead giveaway.
Orannia, I was thinking a weresheep…
I am not a vampire.
I AM A VAMPIRE HUNTER!
Eternal damnation to all blood suckers!!!
Kris, you can't that is the fun part of it
You can't. Timezones are notoriously impossible to keep straight. Moreover, there's always the odd vampire with resistant to sunlight.
*fanged grin*
Jen, were your family slaughtered and you left for dead, vowing to recover to take your vengenace… or do you have a magical tattoo?
Ingrid: I always thought that the name Ingrid sounded Dutch-Romanian.
Sara: DAYWALKER!!! Run for your lives……
Were-sheep, funny, rude but funny. 😀
To be honest I'm too introverted to be a vampire. You have to get out there, hit the bars and clubs to pick up dinner and that's just too much effort for me. Wait, I'm not to introverted, I'm too lazy. Got it. But I'm staying away from everyone else, just in case.
Actually I come from a long line of vampire hunters which goes right back and includes Van Helsing. It wasn't until I hit those tricky teenage years that my true calling was revealed when the spirit of the original vampire hunter visited me and set me on my present course.
I keep the hours of a vampire, at least.
Tam: *tee hee* I'm with you, hun. Damn vampires. Keeping me indoors and reading all the time.
Jen: *sniffle* What a proud heritage.
Sean: Pale, young looking… Ha! A twinkie vampire!
*Runs away from Jenre*
Must pull my minions together for world domination!
Ooooohhhh. *settles back with drink and popcorn to watch the show*
KB: Ha! I laugh at your inept minions who underestimate the powers of a slightly plump woman in her 30's who wears glasses.
I shall overcome and destroy!
I'm actually a werekanga. Shhh . . . don't tell anyone.
Come to think of it, how do we know you're not a vampire, Kris? Maybe this whole living in Australia thing is a ruse so we don't get suspicious that you're always posting in the middle of the night.
Jen,
Van Helsing = Hugh Jackman = Where am I again?
You guys are hilarious…
Ya'll made my day, and I needed it.
Suzi.
Richelle: O_O
“Come to think of it, how do we know you're not a vampire, Kris? ” Uh oh. Busted.
Suzi: They are all crazy, but I'm glad that they made you laugh. Take care of yourself, mate.
Oh man and I thought you'd never figure it out! Dangit – you're just too smart for the likes of me.
You kept on talking about nibbling on butts all the time. It was a dead give away.
Dangit – I thought you'd forgotten about that. lol
I never forget anything that's potentially incriminating. 🙂
Good to know, good to know.