Umm, no, actually, I don’t have any readolutions for 2010.
Why? A) setting myself up for further failure just seems so masochistic, b) the few issues I have are minuscule in the face of my overall awesomeness and c) perfection is so friggin’ boring.
Instead, I have 10 bloggy type aims for 2010, which, I’m sure you’ll soon agree, are much more suited to me.
Aim #1 – Read. A lot. Rant about it. A lot.
Aim #2 – Continue with the tasting-a-month thing up to the point just before it completely pisses me off.
Aim #3 – Embrace my randomness. It is the stuff of epics.
Aim #4 – Try not to become too obsessed with my new photoshop software as well as send said rude pictures to people at their work. *Sorry KC!* *BTW, that doesn’t count cos it’s still 2009.*
Aim #5 – Mock people, in particular authors. FYI, apparently you’ve not really made it on the reading interwebz until you’ve become the subject of hate mail. Needless to say that I’m pretty disappointed it hasn’t happened to me yet – hmpf! to those Fanyons who call themselves… err… Fanyons… – so obviously I need to try harder.
Aim #6 –
Avoid Attempt to avoid losing hours going through Sarah’s pron blog.
Aim #7 – Get new minions since the old ones have utterly failed me:
Aim #8 – Over a 24 hour period, create a Twitter account, start a wankfest and then ninja flash out of there.
Aim #9 – Convince more authors that it is perfectly legitimate promo to be involved in my super fun ‘choose your own m/m story’ program. *Already suckered someone into doing a Valentine’s Day short for us. Mwahahahaha!*
Aim #10 – And always, always serve up cookies to my virtual peeps:
Happy New Year, everyone, and good reading to you in 2010! 🙂
ETA: Some wacked loser, who lives on the wrong side of the river in Perth, just sent me my first hate mail.
Besides being the only person in the world to have achieved a 2010 aim before the year has even started – yep, that’s how awesome I am -, I told that author he needs to shut the hell up, stop writing historical genre crap and give me my m/m steampunk.
I’m pretty sure we’re headed towards a wankfest. Fingers crossed.