Photo erected taken by Chris.

I say, fuck it, why not start the New Year off as I mean to go off on in 2010. *g*

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76 Responses to 1/1/2010

  1. Tam says:

    I can't believe it has hairy balls. LOL

    Great pic Chris and I think that's a great year, better than year of the …. whatever animal it is.

  2. I adore you. That picture says perfectly who Kris is.

    Nice artistic accomplishment Chris! LOL

  3. Chris says:

    Aw, thanks! Hee hee – I love my neighborhood. I took that picture four blocks from where I live. 🙂

  4. I had such hopes – I really did….


  5. No wonder I like to come here and at Chris' place… You're too funny in your non-conventional ways! LOVE it!
    We're still 4 hours away from the New Year but I'm already heavy on the champagne, as you perhaps can tell…so, I better go before I'm gonna tell you I love ya or anything.
    Have a great 2010! 🙂

  6. Lily says:

    Happy New Year, Kris!!

    What a great picture, Chris. It's so fitting for Kris and her site.

  7. Mia Watts says:

    Gotta agree. The hairy balls are a riot. Don't you just wanna add a cock ring? Maybe a barbell??

  8. Chris says:

    Is anyone surprised that Kris was the first person I thought of when considering who would best appreciate this photo? 😀

  9. Kris says:

    Tam, that's pretty much what I said when Chris first sent it to me. LOL.

    It's the Year of the Tiger, which is my year so I think that gives me even more leeway to do what I want. *g*

    Katiebabs chook: “I adore you. That picture says perfectly who Kris is.”

    *blushes* Thank you, although I'm slightly worried that I remind you of a snowcock.

    Chris: “Is anyone surprised that Kris was the first person I thought of when considering who would best appreciate this photo? :D”

    Be careful what you say in response to this, folks. Very careful.

  10. Kris says:

    EH, really?? Are you sure you were thinking about me cos… well…

    Janna, LOL! I love you too, hun, even when you're pissed as a fart. Here's hoping you don't start the New Year off with a hangover. 😉

  11. Kris says:

    Lily, and to you! I'm thinking of adding a tag line to my blog 'proud home of the snowcock'. I think it will lend a certain something to the blog.

    Mia: O_O Chris! You doing anything for the rest of the day cos I got an idea…

  12. Chris says:

    No, no, Mia lives in Minneapolis and I have provided her with the exact location of the snow penis. She can do her own mods to it. I'll even give her my cell number to bail her out of the pokey after she gets arrested. 😉

  13. LesleyW says:

    LOL – Happy New Year Kris!

  14. MsM says:

    LOL!! Hairy snowman balls with an erection! LOL
    You're too much!



    (I got 4+inches of snow today, I think I'll go out and replicate your photo) *grins*

  15. Can I call you by snowcock now?

  16. Kris says:

    Chris, fair enuf… Mia!

    Lesley, backatchya, hun. 🙂

    MsM, don't forget to send me photos! I'll make a poster especially for you. 😉

  17. Kris says:

    Katiebabs chook, only if I can call you Koala Bear.

  18. Koala Bear- KB 🙂
    I can change it around so you are Snow Chook

  19. Tam says:

    MsM: Only 4″? Well it's not how much snow you have but what you do with it. Isn't that what they say?

  20. Chris says:

    “The City of Minneapolis continues to deny allegations that the water supply is contaminated with Viagra.”

  21. orannia says:

    I can't believe it has hairy balls.

    See, I didn't notice that and had to go back and look. Obviously I need to expose myself to more (note the 'to' 🙂

  22. Kris says:

    Katebabs chook, okay, cos I'm sure that no one will get the wrong impression when I can you my fluffy little Koala Bear.

    Tam: “Well it's not how much snow you have but what you do with it. Isn't that what they say?”

    I believe you, hun, but some may argue the, err, point.

    Chris: I think the evidence may win out in this case.

    Orannia, 3 words. Sarah's pron blog. It'll definitely expose you. 😉

  23. Chris says:

    zOMG! KB and Kris are furries! We read it here first! O_o

  24. Kris says:

    KB say nothing! At this point, iIt's all about plausible deniability.

  25. Ever heard of those people that have a fetish with having sex with mascots animal costumes?

    Kris and I will be attending this year as the Furry Twins.

  26. Kris says:

    God damn it, KB! You promised you wouldn't tell. Now I'll totally loose all the respect of all my virtual peeps. *sigh*

  27. Chris says:

    Wait, what respect?

  28. We shall have no furry minions that will every our every whim and desire.

  29. Kris says:

    Chris, what already?! That was quick to the point of being rude. *hmpf*

    Katiebabs chook, I can't even get my existing minions to do what I want.

  30. Ingrid says:

    Happy New Year Kris!

    My first thought was: Snow in Perth?? since when??
    The hairs are hilarious!

  31. Kris says:

    Ingrid, nothing says Happy New Year like furry snow ballz. LOL.

    Is it the New Year there yet?? If so, YAY! I wish you a wonderful 2010! 🙂

  32. Ingrid says:

    It's almost 2 here 🙂

  33. Mia Watts says:

    As in furry balls? You'll have to eat a lot more lefse to accomplish that.

    ps. Wow, whoever made that giant shaft gives good head. Yeah, I said it. Perfect detailing. I'd love to meet the lifesized model, but I think that puppy would HURT!

  34. Chris says:

    Hmm. Can't help but notice that Mia's dancing around the whole snowcock modification business that she proposed earlier… 😉

  35. Kris says:

    Ingrid, I thought so. You seem very… happy. 😉

    Mia, yeah, it's definitely bigger then a baby's arm. No doubt, though, there's some twink out there salivating at the moment.

    Chris, what you think she's gone all shy on us? Hmmm, could be.

  36. Mia Watts says:

    Oh hell, I just scrolled down into your readolutions. I totally read that as “Black Wads” LOLOL!!! I like my version of the title better. I'd READ about black wads.

  37. Mia Watts says:

    Deniabiility as was mentioned earlier Ch/Kris. I can't announce to all and sundry what my intentions are, but right now, I'm thinking a little red food coloring and something saying, “Virgin Slayer” on the lawn. Thoughts? Comments? Let's have a discussion, shall we?

  38. Mia Watts says:

    Also, trying to write. Very hard with you as awesome distractions. 😉

  39. Kris says:

    Mia: ROFL! Penis envy, you haz it.

    Chris, all we need is Mia to have a few more drinks and the snowcock mods will be all but done!

  40. Kris says:

    Mia: “I'm thinking a little red food coloring and something saying, “Virgin Slayer” on the lawn.”


    Well, I do have this theory about vamp jizz have a certain tinge – and taste – to it…

  41. Mia Watts says:

    Shit! I never thought of that Kris! You think it's all gnarly with clots and stuff too? Sorry I don't care how hot the vamp is, if he's cum is clotty, I ain't goin' down! I need to gargle just thinking about it.

  42. Mia Watts says:


    His cum. clotty.


    (yeah, I ken tipe gud)

  43. Kris says:

    *wonders if clots would be the vamp version of a kidney stone*

  44. Kris says:

    Hey, do you think that's where the saying 'all the blood rushed down to his cock' came from?? It sure would explain a lot.

  45. Chris says:

    Hmm. Maybe we need to start discussing which sort of piercing we would like Mia to apply to the snowcock.

  46. Tam says:

    Oh Chris honey, you have to get over there to that house with a hula hoop covered in tin foil and suggest they give that baby a PA. LOL

  47. Chris says:

    “Hi. Mia and I have been sent by a delegation from Ottawa and Perth to give this here snowcock a Prince Albert piercing. Unless y'all would prefer it get an ampallang or a frenum ladder or a hafada or maybe an apadravya?”

  48. Tam says:

    Or maybe a baton like those twirlers use as a frenum or hafada. Google that if you're not sure what it is.

  49. Tam says:

    ROFL I DARE YA!!!!! Get it on video too.

  50. Mia Watts says:

    or put a rain slicker on it. 🙂

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