encounters with my baby brother: 1



As the title of this post oddly enough indicates, I’ve decided to share some of the conversations that I have with my baby brother; first introduced to you all here, about my reading and blogging habits.

Quite frankly, they’re often too fucking funny not to. *g*

So…

When I was doing the firsts series, the baby brother and I had a number of discussions about the various topics I was posting about, including one talking about the name of sex acts.

I think this particular chat started along the lines of ‘is felching when…’

Needless to say that there was much hilarity and grossing each other out until it pretty much ended when I repeated Richelle’s story about the guy with the ruptured colon from fisting.

“WTF!” said the Baby Brother.

Apparently he had thought that I was talking about m/f fisting all this time.

*shakes head*

Such an innocent.

But no longer.

*bwahahahahahahaha!*
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27 Responses to encounters with my baby brother: 1

  1. Tam says:

    Poor baby. He really needs to surf the net more. Maybe we need to send him some links?

  2. K. Z. Snow says:

    So you first extended your scourge to Mumma and then to your hairy little brother? I suspect the poor thing is bald as a grape by now.

    Even Castanet is appalled.

    Well, not too.

  3. K. Z. Snow says:

    Hey, y'all better show up at Clare's LJ tomorrow and keep me company!

  4. Jenre says:

    *snort*
    At least he'd heard of the phrase.

    One has to wonder what sort of pleasure a woman would get out of a fisting when there's no p spot to hit each time.

  5. Tam says:

    G spot Jen, other hole. Sheesh. LOL

    I'll be there with bells on KZ.

  6. Jenre says:

    Oh I get it now. Duh.

    I don't even have the excuse that it's early in the morning as 6.30pm here :).

  7. K. Z. Snow says:

    Can't these spots be accessed a bit more delicately, though? That's what I always end up wondering. I mean, yikes, send in the Russian army complete with heavy artillery, why dontcha.

    (I'll be waiting, Tam. NO, not for the Russian army!)

  8. Torturing siblings is always a fun time 🙂

  9. nichem says:

    I think you should send him some choice Sean Michael books now to totally destroy his innocence.

  10. Ingrid says:

    Kris it is a wonder he stayed this “virgin” for so long with you around.

  11. Kassa says:

    Yanno I'm kind of glad I don't have a “Kris” in my family. I can't imagine the education your family has gotten.

  12. Kris says:

    Tam: He keeps saying to me he's working his way through your pirate email, but keeps on putting it off cos he gets squicky. The boy's a friggin' wuss.

    KZ: Hey, he was balding even before I started talking to him about this stuff so I can't be blamed for that.

    I take it you're not a believer of the saying 'bigger is better' then.

    And, yeah, I'll try to remember to drop in. Maybe.

    Jenre: *snort* I think you've been reading too much m/m.

  13. Kris says:

    Katiebabs chook: Indeed it is. 🙂

    Richelle: Well, we've just recently had the urethral sex toy discussion so I think he's ready for SM now. LOL.

    Ingrid: I have a feeling that the Baby Brother is a tad more experienced in some things than I am based on our discussions. Virginal he is definitely not. 🙂

    Kassa: Fun though, right?

    Right??

    Kassa????

  14. Chris says:

    Um, let's just say that the title of this post juxtaposed with the graphic? Led my brain to bad, bad places.

  15. Kris says:

    Chris: *tsking* Some people's minds should be washed out with soap… actually make that industrial strength bleach.

  16. Chris says:

    I owe it all to my mentor, the internationally infamous blogger Kris.

  17. K. Z. Snow says:

    Drag him over to Sarah's blog and prop open his eyes with toothpicks. She's got some fine manflesh over there. I've caught “The Authoress” in mid-ogle many a time.

    ~CF

  18. Kris says:

    Ms C: “I've caught “The Authoress” in mid-ogle many a time.”

    And I'm sure that you were averting your eyes, Ms C.

    Good idea about Sarah's pron blog. I'll make a point of opening it up when he is over next. *hehehe*

  19. orannia says:

    Oh to be a fly on the wall during those conversations 🙂

    I mean, yikes, send in the Russian army complete with heavy artillery, why dontcha.

    ROFLOL! Actually, I was watching the news the other night and one item mentioned a survey about the G Spot and the fact it was actually a myth…

    *off to look up felching*

    Right…now I know what it is. I can never un-learn that now, can I?

  20. Tam says:

    Hey, that was legitimate scientific research. I quote real sources from books found Amazon. I wasn't just fucking with him, well, not totally. 😛

    Boys can be such babies sometimes.

  21. heh…I know my brother doesn't know what to do with my reading habits 99% of the time and my reading is tame in comparison to yours. Ha!

  22. Chris says:

    Both my brother and his wife are alarmed by my reading updates these days. I'd hate for them to become complacent. If that happens, I'm sending them to stay with Kris.

  23. Kris says:

    Orannia: Nope. *beams*

    Tam: I told him it was true shit. Not sure he believes me though. I think he might be weakening on the whole review for maple cookies thing. Lord only knows what he'd say though. LOL.

    Bridget: Next time he teases you about it you should say 'well, at least I'm not like my friend Kris. Her reading material is about…'. That should shut him up. *g*

    Chris: Awesome! I'm preparing the cost for my services right now. 🙂

  24. MsM says:

    lol Kris

    I still have not read a book with fisting in it.

  25. Tam says:

    MsM, do we need to tie your down and force the issue? We can give recommendations, even some shorts which equals cheap.

  26. Kris says:

    MsM, what Tam said. 🙂 I'm also making 'bursting your fisting cherry' my new year's resolution. You've been warned.

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