You’ll never guess what I’m talking about for the next couple of days…

It’s kinda like being a DIK

But not…

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19 Responses to guesting

  1. Chris says:

    Y'know, next time you get dangerously bored, maybe you could work on that War & Peace abridgement. 😉

  2. Kris says:

    “First there was war and then there was peace. The end.”

  3. Chris says:

    Wow. You're good at that. How about Gone With the Wind?

  4. Kris says:

    “A manipulative bitch, who lives in a big white house with a girl's name, eventually gets what's coming to her. The end.”

  5. Chris says:

    *applauds wildly*

  6. Kris says:

    Thank you. Thank you.

    I accept your acknowledgement of my awesomeness.

  7. Chris says:

    Y'know, there's a whole post in the topic of book abridgements to make said book Twitter friendly. 🙂

  8. Kris says:

    I was just thinking that maybe I could close this blog and establish myself as a 'book reviewer by twitter'. I could make that work. :DDD

  9. Chris says:

    Of course, since reading an entire book to review it in 140 characters or less seems like a lot of work, you'd have to just choose 140 random characters from the book on which to base your review.

  10. Kris says:

    I assume you mean 'characters' and not characters cos, seriously, if a story features 140 characters, regardless of whether their secondary or not, I ain't reading it.

  11. Kris says:

    Having said that, I did read the LoTR series. I reckon the battle scenes would definitely cover the 140 characters thing.

  12. Juni says:

    Have you noticed how Chris is just trying to distract you away from the whole topic of who isn't on Twitter?

    You should Tweet a whole range of books & you're sure to be published. Imagine the whole 645 BDB books in less than 140 characters. I'd read more of the series then.

  13. Chris says:

    The former, not the latter – you are correct. 🙂

  14. Kris says:

    Juni: It's lucky for her that I have Toy Poodle Flu and therefore am up to the bright and shiny. 😉

    I would be up for tackling the BDB. I could do a whole series of book summaries in 140 characters or less.

    I need a button.

    Chris: I am always correct. That would be the correct in being right sense cos, god alone knows, I'm definitely not proper.

  15. orannia says:

    You're DIKing! I'll be there!

    “First there was war and then there was peace. The end.”

    YAH! I've always wanted to read it. And perhaps for the sequel:

    “And then there was war again.” 😉

  16. Kris says:

    Orannia: Or 'fuck, not this shit again!' ;P

  17. KB/KT Grant says:

    How about Twilight? 😛

    Or the future Qhuay novella?

  18. Kris says:

    Orannia: *GRIN*

    KBC: 'girl + sparkly vampire + werewolf = much angst & pedobear re/ships. the end.'

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